Total Drama Pahkitew's Revenge

Twenty-four contestants from the series past return to Pahkitew Island for yet another chance to win the million dollars, and a shot at redemption.

Dreadful Dragons

 * 1) Anne Maria
 * 2) Brick
 * 3) Courtney
 * 4) Dakota
 * 5) Jasmine
 * 6) LeShawna
 * 7) Noah
 * 8) Owen
 * 9) Samey
 * 10) Scott
 * 11) Shawn
 * 12) Topher

Unstoppable Unicorns

 * 1) Alejandro
 * 2) Cameron
 * 3) Dave
 * 4) Gwen
 * 5) Harold
 * 6) Heather
 * Jo
 * Max
 * 1) Mike
 * Sky
 * 1) Sugar
 * 2) Zoey

Episode 1: We Aren't The Champions - Part 1
A shot of Pahkitew Island is seen. Chris is seen walking down the beach drinking a drink (your nonalcoholic pick) through a coconut. He looks at the camera and speaks.

CHRIS: Welcome back to Total Drama, folks! We have had wonderful seasons here and its time to bring back what I like to call the Ultimate Players! We have had a lot of controversy and hate from our All-Star season, so the producers and I felt the need to have a bigger cast. So we choose 8 of the best players from Revenge of the Island, Pahkitew Island, and our original cast to compete. Our cast is based on fan favorites and or how big their game was, no matter how big or how small. However, we had add one person in as another, AKA Dawn, said no to coming to a mechanical island. But lets introduce our contestants!

A military helicopter flies over the waters surrounding Pahkitew Island. Heather is seen looking out. Chef then pushes her out. In the air, several other contestants are seen falling.

CHRIS: From our original cast, we have the Queen of Mean, Heather.

HEATHER: I hate CHRIS!

CHRIS: Former CIT, law student, and major word I am not allowed to say, Courtney! And then we got the only person who can outplay Heather without breaking a sweat, Alejandro! The last of the original cast members to stay in the all-star season, Gwen!

GWEN: (basically because I'm lazy, she is screaming out Chris's name as she is falling.)

Owen is stuck in the doorway of the helicopter.

CHRIS: We also got Owen!

OWEN: Push harder!

Owen came loose and Noah jumped off after him. Chef then throws out LeShawna and Harold.

CHRIS: A fan favorite and Owen's partner in the Ridonculous Race, Noah! And our last two members of our original cast is LeShawna and beatboxer Harold!

Chris took out another sip from his drink.

CHRIS: And from Revenge of the Island, the smallest cast ever, we have Jo!

Jo is trying to stay on the helicopter instead of being pushed out. She pushed back Chef who instead charged towards her and knocked Jo off. Later, after Chris is done speaking about Mike, Chef throws him off.

JO: The only thing tougher than you Chef is your cooking. AHH! (this is the part where Chef charges at her.)

CHRIS: We also have the only reason why I should go to college to be a psychologist, Mike!

MIKE: (screams as he is thrown out.)

Chris takes another sip.

CHRIS: We have Mikes former gf turned fiancée, Zoey.

Zoey dives out of the helicopter. Anne Maria walks up and jumps out.

ZOEY: (gasps) MIKE!

CHRIS: The first person to cause a strain on Mike and Zoey's relationship without being one of Mike's multiple personalities, Anne Maria.

ANNE MARIA: You stay away from my Vito, Red!

The camera shot is back on Chris.

CHRIS: We have bubble boy, Cameron, and Scott the shark bait.

Chef is holding out Cameron by his hoodie while Scott is holding on for dear life on Cameron's legs. Chef then lets go and they both fall. Chef then walks backs in and Brick walks out and jumps.

CHRIS: Scared-of-the-dark cadet, Brick...

BRICK: For victory! Ya!

Chef held Dakota before throwing her off the helicopter.

CHRIS: And the worst intern I ever had, Dakota.

DAKOTA: Hey! Put me DOWN!

Chris throws away his drink.

CHRIS: And straight from this island's first debut season, we have the zombie consiracy nutcase, Shawn, and his wilderness survival girlfriend, Jasmine.

Both of them are in midair. Both remained silent.

CHRIS: The creater of CRAPtry, emphisis needed always, Sugar...

SUGAR: Where's my trophy?

CHRIS: Love-struck and reality bender, Dave.

DAVE: (screams)

CHRIS: The reason for Dave's insanity loss in the finale...

SKY: Come on!

CHRIS: ...And the first contestant who tried to take my job as host, Topher.

TOPHER: MOMMMYYYY!

Camera is back on Chris.

CHRIS: We have the world's biggest floater, probably tied to Owen according to the fans, is Max. Hey, with only three males voted off in the first four episodes, you try working with game plans. He made it to the merge and that's all I'm saying.

Chef helds Max by his shirt before throwing him off.

MAX: Let go of me, you filthy AH!

Camera is back on Chris.

CHRIS: Despite many fans wanting Scarlett back, we can't. She's locked up in a federal prison serving a few life sentences for attempted murder and destruction of property. So we have to go with an early-out contestant, Samey!

Samey looks over nervously over the edge before being pushed off by Chef.

Camera is back on Chris.

CHRIS: With 24 amazing contestants, this will be the most brutal, the most dangerous, and the most suspenseful season ever! This is Total! Drama! Pahkitew's Revenge!

INTRO SONG

The contestants are on the beach. Some of them are tired of making the swin. Scott poured water out from his boots, Jasmine pulled seaweed from her hat, and Max spat out a fish when he washed up on the beach. The view is then focused on Mike and Zoey while Dave is listening nearby.

ZOEY: Can you believe it? We actually made it back!

MIKE: Yeah! I just still can't believe how the producers managed to get me back! I thought I was banned.

DAVE: Oh, how I wish you were.

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ZOEY: After all-stars, Mike gathered some of his savings and bought me a ring and asked me to marry him! I just want to thank Total Drama for having me meet Mike!

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(still in the confessional)

DAVE: Look how nice Zoey and Mike our together. However, from what I learned last season, is that no relationships on Total Drama stays together forever. They're going to break apart eventually. Hopefully I will be the cause of that.

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Shawn leans against a giant rock with Jasmine and Samey standing nearby.

JASMINE: Its really great that you managed to make it to this season, Samey.

SHAWN: Yeah. I just can't wait until we get to the challenges. I feel pumped!

SAMEY: Woah!

JASMINE: (giggles) Looks like somebody's already starting the game before it even began.

CHRIS: Oh, it has already begun!

The contestants look as Chris walks over to them with Chef nearby.

CHRIS: There is a reason why all but one of you is here. After seeing the ratings on the all-star season and the hate mail from the finale, the producers and I thought to redo the season but we unfortuantely can't use the same name. Something about confusion and whatever.

COURTNEY: That's a relief.

NOAH: Wait. One of us isn't supposed to be here?

CHRIS: Yeah. We originally asked Revenge of the Island competitor, Dawn, to compete. But she said no because the season takes place on Pahitew Island, a mechanical island. So we brought in Dakota instead.

DAKOTA: So I'm a replacement?

CHRIS: Pretty much. Yeah.

---CONFESSONAL STATIC---

DAKOTA: After Revenge of the Island, Sam managed to get me into boxing. I became a star! I was living my dream until daddy made me get medical help. So I quit boxing and got help. As of right now, I am cured. But I finally know how I can get my fame! I don't need Total Drama. But I'll still play it for the money, that's something even that I can't quit over. But if I do win, I can hire my personal boxing instructor!

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CHRIS: Though I would normally have you guys be in meeting area right now, we need to do the challenge.

CAMERON: But we haven't been split into teams, yet.

CHRIS: I know! So that's why I decided to pair you guys up based on people who you know you can work well with with people that I think you should work well with.

SCOTT: So, it's a boys vs. girls season?

ALEJANDRO: That would be a season I could win without even moving from this spot.

CHRIS: Not happening.

SCOTT: Dang it!

---CONFESSIONAL STATIC---

SCOTT: Why doesn't Chris just uses the good season ideas?

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(still in the confessional)

MIKE: As much as the season sounds good, I just don't know if I can manage being on a different team from Zoey. We both are competitive, but we always manage to work the best when we are together.

---CONFESSIONAL STATIC

CHRIS: If I call out your name, please stand to my right: Dakota. Scott. Owen. LeShawna. Brick. Jasmine. Shawn. Courtney. Noah. Samey. Topher. And Anne Maria.

The called contestants are grouped together.

CHRIS: From this moment on, you are the Dreadful Dragons with the color green as your team color.

ANNE MARIA: Aw, yeah!

NOAH: Nice.

OWEN: WOO-HOO!

Camera is back on Chris.

CHRIS: And if I call your name, please stand to my left: Jo. Sky. Cameron. Mike. Dave. Zoey. Harold. Gwen. Alejandro. Sugar. Heather. And Max.

The called contestants are grouped together. They all complain once they heard their team name.

CHRIS: From this moment on you are the Unstoppable Unicorns!

JO: WHAT?

MAX: Unicorns aren't evil!

HEATHER: You can't be serious!

CHRIS: Would it help if I say that your team color is pink?

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JO: The "Unstoppable Unicorns?" Really, McLame? That's the best you can do? I don't want to win a million bucks while I am on Team Unilame! Nobody even likes this name!

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(Still in Confessional)

HAROLD: (smirks) I'm a brony!

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CHRIS: Okay, now...(phone rings)... hold on. Hello? Yeah. What? Really? You Sure? You sure we can't...? But its my least favorite... Okay. Fine. (hangs up). Uh, there's been a slight changement to the schedule. Everyone meet at the meeting center now!

At the meeting center where everyone is sitting with their respecitve teams...

CHRIS: So my superiors wanted me to go through the basics of this season. What to expect and blah blah blah. So basically, most of our challenges are repeats from our past seasons with the exceptions of maybe one or two. These challenges have been altered so that they still contain some originality in them. The second thing is that there will be no team switches at all.

JO: Are you serious?!

CHRIS: In a way, I'm sort of glad that works out in my favor. Thirdly, we will have a jury to decide the winner of this season. There is a special house that the jury members will go in once they have been eliminated. If you don't make it to the jury session, then you will be flown to the Aftermath Studios where you will remain until the winner is declared.

COURTNEY: Seems fair to me.

CHRIS: I didn't ask for your opinion. And finally, instead of two finalists, we will have three!

All of the contestants gasps and talked among themselves.

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GWEN: Whoa. With three finalists, that means one of the groups of three friends can literally make it a friend finale! And if there is a group of four, then the fourth person better win or they are out!

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(still in confessional)

HEATHER: I am not the most trustworthy person here, so if I am to win, I need to bring in Alejandro and one other person that nobody likes. AGH! I hate the thought about bringing Alejandro, but he is the only one to have less friends in this game then me! And all I have is Harold!

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(still in confessional)

HAROLD: I can't believe it! I'm a brony! Its my dream come true! (makes a neighing sound.)

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CHRIS: Now that that's done, it is time for your first challenge! And because legal forced me, we have changing stations that only eight of you, four from each team, can use to change into your swimsuits.

LESHAWNA: And why do only eight of us have to wear swimsuits?

CHRIS: Because your first challenge combines the first ever challenge of Total Drama, cliff diving, with the first challenge of Pahkitew Island, with a hint of the race through central park in the mix. So who's diving?

Episode 2: We Aren't The Champions - Part 2
CHRIS: So, who's diving?

The teams huddled up. The first team to be seen on the camera was the Dreadful Dragons.

COURTNEY: So, who wants to dive? Scott?

SCOTT: Depends on what's at the bottom.

JASMINE: The first challenge of Pahkitew was building our own sheltar. So I'm pretty sure you're digging for building supplies.

SCOTT: I wasn't referring to that. I was referring to what might try to eat me at the bottom!

---CONFESSIONAL STATIC---

SCOTT: So I haven't gotten over my fear of sharks. Especially the mutant one that can survive on land. Hey, you try being in my shoes. It ain't no laughing matter!

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The Unstoppable Unicorns are strategizing.

HEATHER: So, who wants to jump off a cliff?

GWEN: I think Jo should.

JO: No way!

DAVE: But we kind of need a more athletic person diving.

JO: No. This is just like the first challenge of all-stars. We need to run and I'll do the running.

SUGAR: Why don't we just flip a coin?

CAMERON: That's the worst idea I have ever heard.

Camera pulls back to both teams in the same shot after reaching a decision.

CHRIS: So, who's jumping? Dragons?

COURTNEY AND JASMINE: Samey, Topher, and Dakota.

CHRIS: Love the unision between you two. Unicorns?

SKY: Alejandro, Mike, Heather, and Jo.

JO: (grunting) stupid coin toss.

CHRIS: Good. You eight, get into your swimsuits and join Chef up at that mountain. You'll be diving into a lake with your building supplies and Fang.

The contestants gasps. Scott sighs out a breath of relief.

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SAMEY: Well, at least Fang would be a better then diving into a lake with Amy.

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(still in confessional)

SCOTT: Man! Did I dodge a bullet or what?

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The divers leave to change into their swimsuits..

CHRIS: So, who's running? And I need two volunteers from both teams.

SCOTT: I am!

SHAWN: Same!

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SHAWN: Running is a good technique for avoid the undead. But running with weight before the undead comes would boast my chances of survivial! Its not a challenge if I am running. Its training.

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CHRIS: Unicorns?

SKY AND ZOEY: I am!

CHRIS: Fine by me. Go to the base of your mountains. Your carriages will be there. As for the rest of you, you will be building your team's sheltar. When you arrive, you will find your personal belongings, some materials that you can start building with, and a crate full of food.

OWEN: Food?

NOAH: (looks at Owen and then at Chris) What kind of food?

CHRIS: Legal has been at me for making me scavange for your own food. So while you still have to scavange, you will have some supplies waiting for at your camps. Also, the best sheltar design by moi will get bunk beds, mattresses, pillows, and blankets for the rest of the competition! Losers gets a hammock, one blanket per contestant that should probably be used as a mosquito net, and will see me at the campfire tonight.

GWEN: Wait a minute. What about the rest of our teams?

CHRIS: Chef or an underpaid intern is telling them the same thing that I told you.

Over at the foot of the mountain...

CHEF: And blah, blah, blah, blah. Blah, blah. Blah. Blah. Any questions?

SAMEY: (raises hand) Uh, can you repeat that?

CHEF: What part of "blah" did you not understand?

Back at the meeting area...

CHRIS: However, you will see one runner and a diver at a time from your team. Now, Dragons are to the right of the meeting area, closer inland. Unicorns are closer to the beach. What are you waiting for? Go!

The teams scattered to their locations.

CHRIS: I love my job.

At the top of the cliff, the divers from both teams looked down to see Fang swimming in circles.

MIKE: So, who wants to be first?

JO: Not me.

TOPHER: I have this thing about heights.

BRICK: Then why did you agree to do this?

TOPHER: Like I'll tell you!

---CONFESSIONAL STATIC---

TOPHER: After my elimination in Pahkitew Island, I realised that the producers can be bribed easily. So I need to stay in this game and bribe them with the million dollars. That way I can take Chris' job as host and the next season of Total Drama would be host by yours truly.

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The runners are yelling at the divers.

SCOTT: Come on!

SKY: What's taking so long?

JO: Do you want to jump into a shark-filled lake?

At the cliff, Mike and Brick are at the edge. Brick gulped.

MIKE: Well, I guess we better jump. Better sooner or later.

BRICK: Y-Yeah..

Both Brick and Mike jumped off the cliff and into the lake. Fang attacked Brick as Mike grabbed some boards and went to meet up with the runners for the Unicorns. At the beach, Sky and Zoey are having a little chat.

SKY: It's not that I don't like him. I just want to win. Dave was an ally, but he was becoming distracting the less helpful every episode.

ZOEY: I know. It's tough having a relationship on this show. They mostly break up because of the competiton. When the producers asked me and Mike to join, we had to agree to simmer down on our romance, despite us being engaged.

SKY: Wow. By the way, I had this weird dream a few nights ago about Dave proposing to me. So, from one girl to another, what's it like to get engaged?

ZOEY: Well, it's...

Mike drops his load into Zoey's carriage.

ZOEY: Oops. There's Mike. Got to go.

SKY: Yeah. See ya.

Zoey pushed Mike towards the Unicorn's building area. Scott and Shawn look at Zoey living as Brick came with a few boards. Brick jumped into Shawn's carriage. Shawn pushed Brick to his team's building site.

SCOTT: That's all you can carry?

BRICK: Be glad you aren't jumping into Fang's mouth, soldier.

SCOTT: Yeah, yeah.

Over at the Unstoppable Unicorn's building area, the team started building a replica of their sheltar from a drawing in the sand. Max is at the drawing of the shelter's blueprints doing nothing. Sugar leaned up against a rock and Dave picked up a board and quickly dropped it.

SUGAR: I am so hungry! Must need something to eat. (looks at the food chest before averting her eyes away)

DAVE: Ow! Splinter! (sucks on thumb).

Gwen looks at the three slackers and sees Cameron struggling with a board before handing that off to Harold.

---CONFESSIONAL STATIC---

GWEN: If I can choose three people to be eliminated tonight, it'll be Dave, Sugar, and Max. I have seen Pahkitew and know that Sugar likes to get her hands dirty, but I don't know why she isn't doing much. Max doesn't like to get his hands dirty nor do anything. And Dave literally has to complain about how dirty one side of the board is. Cameron isn't that much of help, but at least he is pulling more than his own weight!

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(still in confessional)

DAVE: I made it my end goal to get Mike and Zoey split apart. But first, I need to get rid of the one who split my heart into two. I already talked with Sugar and she seems to be on the same page as it. So does Max. But we need at least four more votes to get this right!

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(still in the confessional)

SUGAR: Can you believe that Dave wants Sky out? He was all lovey-dovey last time. But if he wants Sky out, why deny him that request?

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Over at the Dreadful Dragon's building area, Owen keeps trying to take an apple from the team's food supply but keeps on getting his hand slapped by Noah. Jasmine and Courtney are fighting over ideas while everyone else is building the floor of the team's tree house.

COURTNEY: A tree house is nice, but what makes you think it'll be safer? It's Total Drama on a mechanical island! Chris can destroy our house within seconds with us inside!

JASMINE: We already started to build it, Courtney. Most of us agreed to do it.

COURNTEY: But its a terrible idea! We should've stuck to my plan.

JASMINE: And build our shelter in the ground? In case you forgot, I can't handle tight spaces!

COURTNEY: Then that's your problem.

---CONFESSIONAL STATIC---

JASMINE: I can't deny that Courtney is a leader. But I am as well. So we might conflict heads most of the time, but I am sure we can find some even ground.

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(still in confessional)

COURTNEY: Jasmine might think she's a natural leader. Ha! I was a C.I.T! Not only that, but I made strong and good decisions for my team on all four seasons I participated in! Okay, so I was a little off my game in all-stars and that's mainly because I tried a new approach to winning, but I want to win as a leader and not as a follower.

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Shawn arrives with Brick. Brick runs up to the pile of building materials before running back to Shawn. Shawn then runs back to the foot of the mountain as soon as Brick gets back into the carriage.

SHAWN:(gasping) We made it! Phew!

COURTNEY: What took you so long?

BRICK: (before jumping into the carriage): We were delayed by a shark. But not to worry. I'm sure that things will run smoothly.

COURTNEY: Uh-huh. Now go! I don't want to send somebody home. EVER!

---CONFESSIONAL STATIC---

COURTNEY: With the exception of Jasmine.

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Samey, Topher, Alejandro, and Jo look for Scott, Brick, Zoey, and Mike to come back so one of them came jump off the cliff. Despite the fact that they have two carriages, the 2nd jumper can't jump until the first one returns and the runners alternate. Breaking this rule would lead to disqualification. (sorry if I didn't include this part. I was getting excited for the challenge part.)

TOPHER: Where are they?

SAMEY: I don't know. (looks at Topher and move closer to him. Topher sees this.

TOPHER: Uh, are you okay?

SAMEY: Never better!

---CONFESSIONAL STATIC---

SAMEY: So I might've had a small crush on Topher last season. But with Amy always credit for my works, I can't really tell him how I feel. With Amy out of the way, I hope I can tell him.

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(still in Confessional)

TOPHER: Samey obviously has a crush on me. Well, I guess that's what you get when you are about to be the new host of Total Drama. But when it comes to a showmance or something more, Samey is the last girl that comes to mind. But I can use her to persuade the votes. And once the final four has been reached, I'll vote her off. All it does is ensure my victory.

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Samey: (Points at the returning divers and runners) There they are! (kisses Topher on the cheek.) Good luck,

Topher: Uh, thanks. (runs and screams off the cliff.

ALEJANDRO: I'll go! (runs off and dives into the cliff.

The divers watch Alejandro's dive and emerges with several planks of wood.

HEATHER: He just has to be Mr. Perfect all the time, doesn't he?

At the beach, Zoey and Sky continued their conversation before Alejandro's jumped into Sky's carriage.

SKY: So, is being engaged to a person you met on a reality show the best thing?

ZOEY: Well, it depends on who you are and the person you are engaged to. As for Mike and I, we sort of clicked. Sure we did have our arguments when we moved in together.

SKY: Hold up. You two are living together already?

ZOEY: Yeah. But my dad somehow convinced us to sleep in separate rooms. He still doesn't like the thought of giving up his only child, even if he and Mike are on good terms.

ALEJANDRO: (runs up and jumps into Sky's carriage): As much as I admire to let you two talk, we do have a challenge.

SKY: Right. Well, maybe we can continue after the challenge?

ZOEY: Sure.

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SKY: Zoey is a nice girl. She tends to listen and gives her honest advice, even though things aren't always what they seems to be. But still, I can at least have her help. For some reason, I think Dave is out to get me eliminated.

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SHAWN: And why were you listening in?

SCOTT: It's girl talk! Most of the time, they are talking about us. It won't be long before our love interests will be talking about the two of us.

SHAWN: I'm still dating Jasmine. You broke up with Courtney.

SCOTT: It wasn't a break-up. It was more of a hold. Speaking of hold, where's our diver?

Underwater, Fang is punching Topher similar to what a shark did to Cody in "Jamaica Me Sweet."

At the Unstoppable Unicorn's building area, after Sky and Alejandro dropped off their wood and left, Sugar went over to the team's food supply and took an apple and ate it.

SUGAR: Finally!

CAMERON: Sugar! Stop!

SUGAR: What? It's free food!

CAMERON: Yeah. Food that we need to win.

SUGAR: Its not like Chris is going to notice one measly apple missing.

---CONFESSIONAL STATIC---

SUGAR: I just love it when the little men get all nutty when you do something that you're not supposed to. But Chris doesn't disqualify anyone for eating, unless its a resist to eat challenge. But still, who couldn't resist eating? I need to eat just to keep my fabulous figure up!

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At the Dreadful Dragon's building area...

COURTNEY: Arg! Where's Scott and the diver? They should've been here by now! They are going to make us lose!

LeShawna: Give it some time, girl. Hey, while you'll wait for them, you can do what our other leader is doing and help us build our shelter!

COURTNEY: Yeah... not happening.

Scott arrives with Topher and a single wooden plank. Topher is all scratched up and is covered with bruises and has a black eye.

LESHAWNA: Woah. What happened to you?

TOPHER: You don't want to know. (faints and collapse to the ground.

LESHAWNA: This aint good.

This is me being lazy again. Basically, despide the first two jumps, nothing exciting that relates to the plot happens. The divers jumped and avoided Fang, the runners ran, and the builders built. When both teams were finished, they were told to stay in the meeting area with Chef watching over them while Chris judges.

ANNE MARIA: (after a long, awkward silence): So, where's Chris?

CHEF: Take a good guess.

CHRIS: And, I'm back. Wow. To conclude the judging, I must ask each team some questions about the fort. I'll start with the Dragons. Your fort is all one room. So where will the ladies change?

COURTNEY: In our shelter.

CHRIS: With the guys?

COURTNEY: What? No! We actually built ours next to the cave that the Maskwak had as a shelter last season. The guys will be changing in there.

CHRIS: Okay, this has nothing to do with the judging, but who was the picture of the girl on one of the shelves you guys made? I knew I saw her from somewhere?

OWEN: It's Emma. Noah's girlfriend. (Elbows Noah.)

CHRIS: That's where I knew her from. The race! Thanks, Owen.

OWEN: Your welcome.

NOAH: Yeah, thanks a lot.

HEATHER: I just can't believe Noah actually found a girl that likes him.

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NOAH: Basically, Chris knows that I am dating Emma. Which is the worst. Chris has a tendancy to mess with people's lives and just as long as he doesn't find out about any of our dates or flirting, I should be golden.

CHRIS: Hate to say this, but I actually hired Sierra to dig up some of these. I plan to use all of your private information along with the others for a challenge later in the show.

NOAH: That's invasion of privacy! I'll ask Courtney to be my attorney when I sue!

CHRIS: You would like that, wouldn't ya? But you signed a contract that allows me to snoop through some of your embarrassing moments? I'm pretty sure that you, along with the others, never read that part.

NOAH: What? (grunts) Stupid small text...

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CHRIS: Now its time for the Unicorns to answer some questions. First off, why a hut? Correction: make that three huts?

GWEN: The first hut is basically our main hut where we sleep at night or take a nap after a challenge. The other two are restrooms as well as changing stations.

CHRIS: Wow. Not only did you finish your shelter first, but you actually had a smart idea. Dragons, I think you might be in trouble.

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COURTNEY: Of course we're in trouble! We followed Jasmine's unoriginal idea! Not to mention how slow some of our divers were diving and our runners running!

---CONFESSIONAL STATIC

CHRIS: However, as an unwritten rule, you were supposed to have all of your food in a chest. For some reason, only half was in there. Where's the rest?

SUGAR: (burps) It wasn't me? I ate two hours ago. Before the show even!

HAROLD: But we started the challenge, like, four hours ago.

SUGAR: You don't know that!

HAROLD: Actually, by the calculation of the angle of the sun to this log, I have calculated that the time spent-

CHRIS: No one cares, Harold. And because of the missing food, the Dreadful Dragons win the first challenge, the bunkbeds, mattresses, pillows, and the good blankets!

The Dreadful Dragons cheered.

MAX: What? But what are we supposed to sleep on?

'HEATHER:' And you never mentioned a reward.

CHRIS: CHEF!

CHEF: Its not my fault they don't know what "blah" means!

CHRIS: Irregardless, the Unicorns have to vote somebody out tonight!

The Unstoppable Unicorns groaned and complained. At the campfire ceremony, everyone has made their ballots and Chris has 11 marshmallows on a plate. Basically, if you know how the elimination ceremony works, there is no need for me to explain about the marshmallows.

CHRIS: Frankly, if you guys have had all of your food supply, you would've run. You have all cast your votes. If you don't receive a marshmallow, you will be out of the game. But first, some notable observations. Max, Dave, Sugar, you did nothing and could have you risk being voted off. Sky and Zoey, you two talked instead of being prepared to run when your divers came out. And that's everybody who should be safe unless there is an underground alliance that went under the view of the cameras.

JO: There are no alliances. Yet.

DAVE: I wouldn't bet on that, Jo.

CHRIS: Fair enough. Marshmallows goes to Mike, Heather, Jo, and Alejandro.

HEATHER: Yes!

CHRIS: Marsmallows also goes to Harold the brony man, Cameron, and Gwen.

HAROLD: Awesome!

CHRIS: For some unknown reason, Dave and Max are also safe. And so is Zoey.

SKY: What? Why am I on the bottom two?

CHRIS: Beats me. You just got unlucky, I guess. And Sugar...

SUGAR: ...Is waiting for her marshmallow!

CHRIS: Yeah. Well, safe with four votes is...Sky! Sugar, you have been voted off!

Sugar stands up.

SUGAR: What? But I can't be eliminated yet! I still have talent that I still haven't shown on this pageant show!

HEATHER: A pageant show? (laughs) Sorry, Sugar, but this isn't a pageant show. It's a voting competition.

SUGAR: Do you still have to blast me from that cannon?

CHRIS: That would be nice. But the lawyers really cracked down on eliminations techniques. They said no to a bow and arrow and a giant boot that kicks people off the show. I tried using past methods and the only one that got a pass was the Boat of Losers. So you are instead going to ride on that old thing. See ya.

Sugar stood up and walked towards the Boat of Losers. Her team and Chris watch as she leaves.

SUGAR: Farewell, Total Drama! I hope you get cancelled for cutting your pride and winner off! As for my team, I hope that you all will lose because you ain't got no more Sugar! You should've voted for Sky! She won't help you as much as I would!

CHRIS: Looks like the Unicorns are going to reach for the SKY for the next challenge. Tune in next time to Total! Drama! Pahkitew's Revenge!

Episode 3: Order in the Bay
CHRIS: Previously on Total Drama Pahkitew's Revenge:

24 memorable contestants were dropped onto Pahkitew Island. They were split into two teams- the Dreadful Dragons and the Unstoppable Unicorns. Yeah, one team had the better name. Just ask Jo.

The teams were then forced to do their first challenge. Eight of them dove into a lake full of building supplies and Fang. Four of them ran and the other six built. The Dreadful Dragons were far behind in gathering supplies thanks to Fang using Topher as a punching bag. But this was about design and the most unoriginal was still the Dragons who used a tree fort just like Pahkitew Island.

But the Dragons did not lose. Why you ask? Because the Unicorns managed to have lost half of their food supply that they needed to have in order to win. Regular sugar might be sweet, but our Sugar is bitter and ate her team's supply.

The playable contestants is at 23 because we are now Sugar free! Who will lie? Who will cry? And who will have their heads up in the sky? Find out right now on Total! Drama! Pahkitew's Revenge!

Intro Song Plays Now.

A bird flies across the screen. At the Dragon's camp, Jasmine unties her leg from her branch and jumps down to the ground. Samey wakes up and looks out the window.

SAMEY: (yawns) Oh, hi Jasmine.

JASMINE: Geez, you sound like your not too thrilled to see me.

SAMEY: No! It's not that! I just had a (yawns) rough night.

JASMINE: I see. Well, I was about go find Shawn. We agreed that we're going to forge in the morning. You know how hungry Owen gets. Especially during the night.

SAMEY: Hey, can I come?

JASMINE: I don't see why not. Get dressed and hurry. I have a feeling Shawn might've started without us.

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JASMINE: With the three-person finalist in play, I don't have to worry much about voting against Samey or Shawn! If we manage to stick together, we might actually make it to the end!

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Dave glares at Mike as the two look for a berry bush. Mike is unfortable at this.

MIKE: Can I help you?

DAVE: Only if you vote for Sky or yourself next time we lose.

MIKE: Um, what's gotten into you? More importantly, what have I ever done to you?

DAVE: You said you wanted to help me. Here's your chance.

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MIKE: I don't get Dave. On his first season, he was open. Well, more open than what he is right now. And he seems to turn into a mini-Chris without host priveldges.

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(still in Confessional)

DAVE: I bet Mike just loves showing off his engagement status to me. That's why he volunteered to go forging with me! The sooner he, his fiancée, or Sky leaves, the better it'll be for me. Sanity wise that is.

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Dave and Mike found a bush and start plucking berries off this. Dave often glares at Mike while doing this and when Mike glances at him, Dave averts his eyes.

MIKE: Seriously, what is it Dave?

DAVE: Nothing.

MIKE: Uh-huh. I think you're still made at Sky. No reason why you're mad at me.

DAVE: She left me on this island! She ripped out my heart, cut it into little pieces, and threw them at me! How can I not be mad?

MIKE: I think you need a new psychologist.

DAVE: That's swell coming from a guy that has multiple personalities.

MIKE: Had multiple personalities. I don't know what you have against me, but let me help you. Maybe we can find someway to work things out between you and Sky.

DAVE: And how do I trust a guy with multiple personalities?

MIKE: For the last time, Dave, I had multiple personalities. Their gone and it's only me.

DAVE: Uh-huh. Yeah. Sure.

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MIKE: I just hope Zoey has a better idea of getting Dave to go less insane.

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Heather rumbles through her team's food chest.

HEATHER: No way! Sugar ate all the apples!

JO: Wow, that's really bad. Hey, throw me an orange!

Heather tosses Jo an orange. Jo starts peeling it.

MAX: Sure was evil of Sugar to eat all of our fruit.

GWEN: We still have oranges.

HEATHER: And rotten bananas.

MAX: Irregardless, Sugar wasn't capable of doing that level of evil. It is I who successfully mindwashed her into thinking that she was hungry and thus eating all of our apples!

HEATHER: You could've brainwashed Owen into eating the other team's food?

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JO: Max is just a wannabe villian. The only thing evil about him is the way he keeps on saying how evil he is. DJ is more of a villain than what Max is.

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(still in Confessional)

MAX: I must say that my team is dreadfully scared of my evil genius plans to rule the world. But evil genius does need a sidekick who will do whatever I say. Unfortunately, the only candidate for that left yesterday. Oh, what to do, what to do...

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The contestants sat on platform stands that were high above the water. Each contestant has a shock collar on that had their team's color on it. Chris was on a small platform in the middle of the two. A large, electronic scoreboard was placed behind Chris. Basically, a larger version of the stands in Truth or Laser Shark.

From the Dragon's top left to right: LeShawna, Scott, Noah, Owen, Samey, Jasmine

From the Dragon's bottom left to right: Anne Maria, Topher, Brick, Courtney, Shawn, Dakota

From the Unicorn's top left to right: Harold, Zoey, Mike, Heather, Alejandro

From the Unicorn's Bottom left to right: Jo, Max, Sky, Gwen, Dave, Cameron

CHRIS: Welcome to your next challenge, contestants! We did a truth-or-scare contest back in season 4, however this time, we ditch the scares and did something scarier- you guys are going to tell the truth.

SCOTT: Really? That's easy.

CHRIS: So you think. Your collars are just like the ones from last time, however they will shock you and your entire team if you lie. And it does not react to sarcasm. So better cut some slack on the sarcastic remarks, Noah.

NOAH: Way to not point fingers at me, McLean.

The Dragons get zapped.

COURTNEY: Noah!

CHRIS: (laughs) That never gets old! However, there is a way to defuse the shock for good. If you tell the truth, I will press a button on this board on where you are sitting. If you tell the truth, I will press it and you will fall to the water below.

CAMERON: But won't we get electrocuted?

CHRIS: Only for a few seconds. After it stops zapping you, you can swim to land. The team that has all of their contestants tell the truth first wins! Losers are seeing me at the campfire for some marshmallows and an elimination. Oh, I should mention that these questions comes straight from our fans. And if you're a fan of Total Drama, thanks for sending us your questions despite your otherwise busy schedule. So lets begin with the Dragons.

OWEN: Oh no!

CHRIS: The first one is for Topher. Topher, Grace wants to know if you would do her math homework.

TOPHER: Are you sure that's for me?

CHRIS: If it doesn't have somebody's name, then I'll pick somebody at random. So answer the question.

TOPHER: That's easy. No!

Chris presses the button and Topher falls to the water screaming. Once he resurfaced, he swam towards shore.

CHRIS: Now its time for the Unicorn's. This one is for Max from Debbie. They want to know if you have any romantic feelings for she-who-must-not-be-named.

MAX: Uh, who?

SKY: (whispers to Max) Scarlett!

MAX: Her? Never!

The Unicorn get zapped. Chris laughs.

CHRIS: That one was extra hilarious! Not only did they get zapped, but we found out about Max's romantic side.

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MAX: If it wasn't for these rigged collars, the world will know that I do not have anything for that disrespectful servant of mine!

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CHRIS: (wipes away a tear) Ready for your question, Courtney?

COURTNEY: Yes I am!

CHRIS: Collars didn't shock you. Darn. Anyways, Thibault wants to know if you would get back together with Duncan.

COURTNEY: Nope. We are officially done.

The collars shocked the Dragons.

CHRIS: Really? Whatever you say, Courtney.

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COURTNEY: Why do I bother telling the truth. The producers obviously want to stir up the drama! And if I find more evidence of that, I intend to sue!

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CHRIS: This one is for Jo. From Dennis, out of all the contestants remaining, who do you hate the most?

JO: Everyone who isn't me.

CHRIS: The collars didn't zap, so...

Chris pushed a button and Jo fell down into the water.

COURTNEY: And how was she telling the truth? She was obviously lying!

CHRIS: Even I don't lie everyday. For humor, say that I am your favorite host.

COURTNEY: But you're not.

CHRIS: See what I mean? No zappy. While I'm talking to you, Owen! Multiple fans want to know about your parent's cheese cellar.

COURTNEY: What? No names?

CHRIS: We had more than one posted about that.

OWEN: The cheese cellar? Oh, me and my brothers finished it after the race.

NOAH: You ate all that cheese after we raced?

OWEN: It was halfway done before we needed to meet up. Oh, and I'm stuck.

CHRIS: Somebody please help Owen.

Below the Dragon's stands, Chef arrived with a long pole on a speed boat. Using the pull, he jabbed at Owen until Owen fell down and sunk the boat.

CHRIS: And now, Gwen! Percy wants to know your first thoughts on your team.

GWEN: My first thoughts? Well, asides from Heather, Sugar, Max, Dave, and Alejandro, the team is full of honest players.

CHRIS: Boring, but nonetheless, you were honest. So, see ya, Gwen.

Chris pressed the button to Gwen's seat and she fell to the water.

Dakota was asked whether or not she liked being a mutant. She stated that she does like being a mutant. She told the truth and dropped down.

Mike was asked what his favorite personality was. His answer was Chester. He told the truth and was dropped.

And blah, blah, blah, we are down to the final six. For the Dreadful Dragons, its Brick, Samey, and Noah. For the Unstoppable Unicorns, its Max, Sky, and Dave. And we continue with a question for the Unicorns.

CHRIS: Ready for your first question, Sky?

SKY: Yes!

CHRIS: Your question comes from Shelley and she asks which contestant on the show would you marry?

NOAH: What was the name on that account again?

CHRIS: None of your business, Noah. So, Sky, your answer?

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SKY: Dave has something against me, but he isn't speaking to me on what it is. And for the benefit of my game, I have to say Dave just to stay in. But if it turns out a lie. No! It can't be a lie, it just can't!

---CONFESSIONAL STATIC---

Still in Confessional

DAVE: I just know Sky is going to pick me just to save herself from my wrath. I've heard that one before, Sky, and lying about being in love with me won't help you now!

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SKY: If I want to marry a contestant, I would pick...DAVE!

The remaining three unicorns braced for a static shock, but none came.

DAVE: Wha-? You actually like me?

SKY: Dave, I-

Before she could say anything, Chris pressed the button and she fell.

DAVE: NOOOOOOOOO!

CHRIS: BORING! Now, let's talk to you, Noah. Your question comes from Keith and they asked, "Describe your weirdest date with Emma."

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NOAH: To Keith, your name might suggest how horrible you are at spelling, but you should see the writing on the walls! The less Chris knows about Emma outside of the race, the better it is for the both of us! Now I have to embarrass both of us!

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NOAH: (sighs) I'll just know I'll be in the doghouse for this one. So we were in Toronto to do the skywalk on the CN Tower. When we got with the group that was going the same time as us, we noticed Owen and Emma's sister, Kitty, was there. We asked them what were they doing. They replied, "Third Wheeling."

CHRIS: That's it?

NOAH: (shrugs) Pretty much.

CHRIS: Wow. And I though sleeping pills puts people to sleep the fastest. (presses button and lets Noah fall.)

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SAMEY: For once, I wish Amy was here. She has a whole bunch of dates that went horribly wrong. I still don't know why she continues to blame me? I only messed up one of her dates after Pahkitew Island.

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CHRIS: Ready, Max.

MAX: I'm an evil genius! I'm always ready!

CHRIS: Gromit wants to know, in your general opinion, who is more evil than you?

DAVE: Here comes the shock...

MAX: No one is more evil than I!

Dave and Max gets shocked.

CHRIS: I bet. Now, Brick, you ready for your question?

BRICK: Yes, sir!

CHRIS: Good answer. Brick, but not good enough to get a point for your team. But this one will. Remy wants to know that if you can eliminate anybody in this game, who will it be?

BRICK: Well, as much as I admire her desire to win, I have to say Courtney.

CHRIS: Better answer! (pushes button and Brick drops.) Now, Dave, here is your question straight from Stan. They want to know your favorite color.

DAVE: That's it?

CHRIS: It was actually for Harold, but he's not competing in this challenge anymore, so...

DAVE: It's yellow. I stand out in yellow.

CHRIS: Okay, Mr. Stand-out. (pushes button and Dave falls.) Okay, Samey, Max, listen up. The rules will remain the same, but I will add in a new rule. Even if you tell the truth, you will stay up here. If your opponent tells a lie in the next round or two lies consecutively, they will lose and your team will win. Got that?

SAMEY: Yes!

MAX: Yes.

CHRIS: Morgana wants to know what is your dream job.

SAMEY: My dream job? Well, I never thought about that a lot. If anything, I would love to be a model!

CHRIS: Buzzer didn't shock you, you're good. Now for Max. Theodore wants to know if you love babies.

MAX: Babies? Only if they grow up to be evil henchmen! MWAHAHAHAHA!

CHRIS: (one hand is on his head) It's a yes-no question.

MAX: Then, my answer is no. (Collar shocks him. As the collar is shocking Max, Chris pressed a button to let Samey fall down into the water.)

CHRIS: I guess I'll see you at elimination, Max. You and your team.

MAX: (burned from the shocks.) Yay...

At the Unicorn's hut, Heather laid on her hannock as Max laid on his.

HEATHER: So, I guess thanks to you, we have to send somebody home again.

MAX: Those (jolt of electricity runs through his body) collars won't know a lie from the truth!

HEATHER: The problem is, your greatest evil accomplishment is annoying all of us of you being evil. But the fact of the matter is, you aren't evil.

MAX: (gasps) How dare you! I am the greatest evil mastermind Total Drama has ever seen!

HEATHER: Says the guy who got his "assistant" the resources needed to get into federal prison. If I was to choose between you and DJ on who was the most evil person in TD history, I would pick DJ.

MAX: You will pay for this, Heather! You won't even know what'll hit you!

Dave and Sky are alone in the woods talking to each other.

DAVE: You really want to marry me?

SKY: In a word, yes. But I want to focus on the game first. Winning is our first priority.

DAVE: Yes! Definitely.

SKY: But you have to promise not to go after me.

DAVE: Okay!

SKY: But you can't go after Zoey or Mike, either!

DAVE: Why not?

SKY: I've develop a bond with Zoey. If things work well, we can form an alliance with them. With the friends that they have on this team and on the others, we'll be unstoppable!

DAVE: Great idea, Sky! Okay, I promise I won't vote for them until the final four.

SKY: Promise?

DAVE: Just as long you promise that we'll go on a date after this is all over.

SKY: Promise.

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DAVE: I actually can't believe it! I got a date in the future! With Sky! Oh, I can quit right now and still feel like I won! Which I did win Sky's heart, but I mean won the million because, you know. But I can't quit. Sky needs me and I promise that I'll protect her from being voted off at all costs! I just hope it won't bite me on the butt later on.

---CONFESSIONAL STATIC---

Still in Confessional

SKY: So I managed to have Dave ease up on targetting Zoey, Mike, and I. As soon as I have Zoey in the mix, I can be a litle lax. I mean, unless they were plotting against me, which they won't, but just to be safe, I'll keep an eye out. Just in case.

---CONFESSIONAL STATIC---

The Unstoppable Unicorns are at the campfire ceremony.

CHRIS: In my hands, I have ten delicious marshmallows for ten lucky contestants. However, one of you won't get these treats. You have all voted and now the moment of truth has arrived, who will be eliminated? The following players are safe: Harold, Alejandro, Dave, Mike, Jo, Gwen, Zoey, and Cameron. Max, you seemed comfortable.

MAX: Of course. After what Heather said, I should become a villian in Total Drama first. I made sure everybody voted for her.

ALEJANDRO: As much as I want to do that right now...

CHRIS: Yeah... well, this vote was close, but the last marshmallow goes to...Heather!

MAX: What? Which five of you fiends voted for me?

Chef put a hand on Max's shoulders, lifted him up and carried Max to the Boat of Losers.

MAX: I demand to know who voted for me! Put me down you giant orge! I said put me down!

CHRIS: Thank goodness he's gone.

HAROLD: Was it really that close? By one vote?

CHRIS: It was close to unanimous by one vote, Harold. By one vote. (turns to the camera) Tune in next time when we are both Sugar and Max free on Total! Drama! Pahkitew's Revenge!

Episode 4: Stolen Secrets
CHRIS: Previously on Total Drama Pahkitew's Revenge:

The contestants were forced to answer questions from the fans honestly. And if the slightest chance of a lie, they got zapped, which was pretty much the best part about that challenge.

We found out that Max might have some romantic feelings for former contestant, Scarlett, Dakota loved being a mutant, and Mike's favorite multiple personality was Chester. All lameness aside, the Dragons secured their second victory.

Heather and Dave managed to to get on the wrong side of Max and Mike respectively. However, Sky managed to get Dave on peaceful terms with the all-star finalist. As for villain wanna-be Max, he couldn't handle the truth. He just couldn't and couldn't even handle his elimination

So far, we had lost a wannabe pageant queen and a wannabe evil mastermind. With 22 amazing contestants left, this challenge would be sure to drive them crazy. Who's going to stay on the sane path and who will take a path that would lead them to the Boat of Losers? Find out now on Total! Drama! Pahkitew's Revenge!

Intro Song

After the campfire ceremony, the Unicorns went to sleep. While Gwen was sleeping, her diary fell on the floor. A hand then picked it up and stuffed it under another pillow. Morning came and the scavengers for the day, Harold and Cameron, were back.

JO: Well its about dang time. What took you two so long.

CAMERON: We had a lot of trouble finding edible berries.

HAROLD: It was like they all went missing.

GWEN: With Owen on the island, it shouldn't be that hard to know where all the berries are gone. (Gwen felt around her hammock searching for her diary.) What the-? Where's my diary?

HEATHER: Chill out, Gwen. Its not like it grew legs and walked away. Although, if I was your diary, that might be a good idea.

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GWEN: That was my third diary! The other two that I had was filled up. If somebody finds it... (covers mouth) I gotta go!

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JO: Bah, who needs diaries? They're pretty much ammo Chris needs to bring us down!

ALEJANDRO: As much as I agree with you, Jo, the least we can do is to help Gwen find her book.

JO: Since when are you the nice one? Its like your getting soft!

ALEJANDRO: Never mistake me for getting soft. We already lost two members. It would be a shame if we lose another while the Dragons still have everyone left.

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ALEJANDRO: I can see the writings on the wall. Alliances are already forming. With me being one of the most untrustworthy contestants to play this game, I need to align myself with somebody or I'll be the next one eliminated the next time we lose. Helping Gwen find her diary would at least get me some trust points with Gwen.

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HEATHER: Please. You all are just wasting your time finding a dumb book.

Heather picked up her pillow to fluff it. Gwen noticed a book and grabs it.

GWEN: Wait. What's that?

HEATHER: What's what?

GWEN: You stole my diary, Heather!

HEATHER: What? I did no such thing!

HAROLD: Wow. I can't believe you have sunk this low. Again.

DAVE: Even I wouldn't be that dirty.

CAMERON: You're never dirty.

DAVE: So? You know what I mean.

---CONFESSIONAL STATIC---

HEATHER: I almost got voted off last time I read from Gwen's diary. Besides, we've been on the same team for four seasons before this one. Its like Gwen is my sister that I am glad I still don't have.

---CONFESSIONAL STATIC---

The Dragons sat around for breakfast.

TOPHER: Thanks for bring us these berries, guys. You know that we should find something to get the peanut butter out. The last thing I need is for my perfect fingernails to get all brown and sticky.

SAMEY: Okay...

COURTNEY: No, what we need is for Brick to get rid of his stupid alarm.

BRICK: What? Why?

COURTNEY: Where do I begin? Its already day three and this has been the second time that your alarm clock woke us all up, Brick.

BRICK: So? At least we are all awake for the challenges!

ANNE MARIA: Yo. Since when did Chris ever considers what time it is for challenges? It could be the middle of the night for one!

LESHAWNA: As much as I hate saying this, but Brick, you need to tone down your alarm clock, honey.

---CONFESSIONAL STATIC---

NOAH: I had two perfect dreams of Emma and I on a perfect date before Brick's alarm went off. I cannot take another morning with his alarm clock going off! Its driving me bonkers!

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Still in Confessional

'SHAWN:' Since Brick's alarm clock usually goes off at six, Jasmine, Sammy, and I have been running off to get some berries at five, so we don't usually hear it. But if a horde of stumblers heard that, then we'll lose everyone!

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Brick looks down, depressed, and walks away.

JASMINE: Wait! Brick! We didn't mean it like that!

COURTNEY: No, we did mean it like that.

JASMINE: Seriously, Courtney. He's our teammate! We should try approaching this in a different way.

COURTNEY: Like have the abnormally large Australian girl talk to him? I think the intimidation factor would make him pee his pants faster than putting him in a dark cave without even a firefly.

---CONFESSIONAL STATIC---

COURTNEY: Am I being too rough? Yes! This is Total Drama. We all played the game. And there is never such a thing as "too rough!" If I want to win, I need to be as determined as ever! Jasmine, it'll benefit you more if you would just let me lead. I know it'll be rough, but it'll all be for the best.

---CONFESSIONAL STATIC---

Still in Confessional

JASMINE: I do appreciate Courtney's desire to win, but she needs to learn when to lead and when to follow. The whole team knows that if we ever do lose a challenge, there has to be some miracle for Courtney to stay another night.

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Both teams met in the Meeting Area. A huge pile of junk was in the middle covering their logs that they sat on.

CHRIS: Greetings and good day to all of you. Dragons, as you can see, the Unicorns have managed to get rid of Max.

DAKOTA: So?

CHRIS: So what? I just figured you wanted to see that.

LESHAWNA: We can see, thank you.

CHRIS: Anywho, today's challenge will all about the three elements of nature- earth, fire, and water.

SKY: Three? I though there was four?

CHRIS: Legal canceled the air element. Said that it would be too dangerous and the risk of death was something that needed to be avoided at all cost.

HEATHER: And the fire wasn't?

CHRIS: We can control fire. We can't control air. Besides, you might see what the legal system was thinking when you guys will build your own go-karts!

The contestants cheered.

CHRIS: Calm down. Each team is to select a leader to build the go-kart. The said leader can't help build the go-kart under any circumstances.

ZOEY: So, what would the leader do?

CHRIS: The leader would be the one driving the go-kart. As for the Dragons, you might want to keep a close eye on Scott, in case if he tries to cheat.

SCOTT: That only works only for a debut season only.

CHRIS: We'll see. After you are done building, you will meet me at the beach where you will race your go-karts. Decide on a leader and start building!

The Dragons huddled up.

COURTNEY: So, who's driving?

ANNE MARIA: Don't know. You're the leader.

COURTNEY: I wil gladly step down as leader for this challenge.

JASMINE: We need somebody who can easily drive a go-kart and knows mechanics. (Everyone looks at Noah)

NOAH: Wait. Why are all of you looking at me?

JASMINE: How good are you at go-karts?

NOAH: Horrible. They are cheap immitations of race cars.

OWEN: Noah doesn't like to go fast. He always goes five kilometers an hour than what the speed limit says.

TOPHER: Great. Now what are we supposed to do? Why are you looking at me?

COURTNEY: Jasmine? Can we agree on the driver?

JASMINE: Yep.

TOPHER: Oh-no.

The Unicorns huddled up.

HEATHER: What we need is all the smart people building and some reckless person driving.

GWEN: Too bad Duncan isn't here. He would've volunteered to drive any day.

DAVE: Even if Duncan was here, what good will it do us this time?

SKY: Hey, Dave, isn't your father a mechanic?

DAVE: Its my uncle's garage that I filmed my audition tape at. Why?

SKY: How well are you at building go-karts?

JO: Save your breath. I'm driving.

---CONFESSIONAL STATIC---

JO: The last go-kart I was in was back in season four. It was slow and pathetic. But with Bubble Boy's and Harnerd's intelligence, I'm going to slay me some dragons on the track!

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Because it requires no plot to the series or the episode, the long story short is that both teams built their go-karts and put them at the starting line. The dragons painted their kart green with two blue D's on either side to promote their team. The Unicorns, against Jo's demands, have their go-kart painted pink with two red U's on either side to promote their teams.

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JO: Pink. The team color just had to be pink, didn't it? Ever seen me in pink? No, because it does not look good. Heck, the only clothes back home that isn't my sweats are some pink dresses my aunt keeps giving me every year. Yes, I did shred those photos already, so tough luck finding them, Sierra!

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Heather pulls Dave, Sky, and Harold away from the rest of them.

HEATHER: Okay, guys, I need your help.

SKY: Why do you need our help. You stole Gwen's diary.

HEATHER: Listen, I did not steal Gwen's diary. I am doing this as an effort to stay in the game. If you promise to let me stay, I promise you that my debt will be repaid.

HAROLD: Seems sketchy, Heather.

HEATHER: In case if you didn't already know, Alejandro can easily outmatch everyone else. He is more smarter than you, Harold, more athletic than you, Sky, and more...

DAVE: Yes?

HEATHER: ...and has better luck with the ladies than you, Dave. Bottom line, he knows he can't win with me still in the game and the three of you can't last long with Alejandro still here.

SKY: So you are suggesting an alliance?

HEATHER: Think of this as a truce. I won't vote off any of you and you will do the same for me.

DAVE: And what do we get in return?

Sky slapped her hand against her face.

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SKY: "What do we get in return?" Seriously, Dave? You should be smarter than this.

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HEATHER: What you get is to stay in this game longer. Now, in order for this to work, at least two more people have to come over.

HAROLD: Actually, the best you can do is, like, a tie. Gwen has friendships with Cameron, Mike, and Zoey. They'll easily vote with Alejandro. So the only person you need to get on your side has to be-

HEATHER: You can't be serious.

HAROLD: Friendships and statistics don't lie, Heather. Jo is practically your chance for a tie-breaker challenge against Alejandro.

DAVE: Even then, we still are going to lose!

HEATHER: Not quite. I still have a fighting chance against Alejandro if it comes down to a tie. Harold, you are the best!

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HAROLD: I am Heather's closest friend in this game. I know outside of this game we wouldn't be caught dead, but Heather needs me! I am her knight in shining armor riding on a pink and sparkling unicorn! Just don't tell LeShawna I said that the last part. She might get jealous.

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Chris talks on the phone before hanging up.

CHRIS: Listen up! I have a quick announcement! The producers told me to wait a little bit longer for the race to begin. So I will give you guys a fifteen minute recess to get your gear together.

SAMEY: Shouldn't you tell the drivers what the track is like before?

CHRIS: I'll do that before they race. Or in case if I forget, never! Anyways, you have fourteen minutes and fifty seconds of your recess left.

Everyone went their seperate ways. Heather walked up to Jo.

HEATHER: Hey, Jo, I need you to do me a big favor.

JO: Depends on what that favor is. It is no surprise that you are going home if we lose. And even if you mess with the Dragon's kart, you have Chef over there eyeing us like a hawk.

HEATHER: Yeah, while, I have been doing some damage control and figured out that Alejandro is the only one who could've done it! So by keeping him around, you are letting him steal more stuff and blaming it on other people!

JO: Is that so?

HEATHER: Listen, it is very clear that we don't like each other. But Alejandro can easily frame anyone of us! If the last challenge was physical, like it always is, you don't stand a chance.

JO: So you want me to vote with you for a tie? There's a chance of you losing and me being in the minority!

HEATHER: Since when does being on the minority side causes people to be eliminated? Bottom line, if you don't vote with me tonight, your chances of winning this show is over.

Heather walks away.

JO: Don't worry, Heather. I'll keep that in mind.

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JO: If we do lose, the vote is going to come down to me. But Heather up against Alejandro? I have to decide which of my two greatest threats that can benefit me more.

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Noah lays on his bottom bunk looking and sighing at his photo of Emma.

NOAH: Boy, do you know how to make a cloudy day sunny, Emma.

SAMEY: Noah?

NOAH? What? (looks over at Samey entering the tree hut.) Oh. (puts photo back on the dresser) Its just you.

SAMEY: Yeah. Can I ask you something? I know you aren't the most romantic guy on the island and-

NOAH: Hold up. Should you be talking about this to somebody like, I don't know, say, Shawn or Jasmine?

SAMEY: I don't think they'll be much of help. I never had a boyfriend before and I-

NOAH: Sorry, peppy, but I am already taken by the most perfect girl in the world.

OWEN: (looks down from the top bunk) You two talking about Emma?

NOAH: No we- how did you get up there?

OWEN: Its my bunk. I've been getting up here the same way I've always had.

NOAH: I meant to say how long were you up there? And why didn't I notice a big blobby blanket when I came up here?

OWEN: Noah, are you cheating on Emma when she's not here? You do realise she's going to find out.

NOAH: No! I am not cheating on Emma! (takes a deep breath.) Owen, can I ask you a question.

OWEN: Of course! We're friends, aren't we?

NOAH: Yeah. I want you to teach Sammy-

SAMEY: It's Samey.

NOAH: Whatever, the meaning of love.

OWEN: But I was about to get back together with Izzy before this show started. Teaching somebody else the meaning of (Noah slapped him) Ow! Why did you do that for?

NOAH: Talk to Samey, big guy. I am not the guy for romance.

Noah left.

OWEN: So, what do you want to talk about.

SAMEY: You see, since last season, I've had a crush on this guy and I don't know what to tell him.

OWEN: Uh, why not telling him the truth? Everybody needs to hear the truth, even if it just hurts them and gives them a guilty feeling.

SAMEY: I just needed help with getting this guy to, uh, date me.

OWEN: Oh. Well just tell him yourself.

SAMEY: But I-

CHRIS: (Loudspeakers) Attention race fans! Topher and Jo are about to race to win immunity for their teams! Meet me at the starting line pronto! McLean out!

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OWEN: Huh? Why is it when somebody is asking for plot potential, Chris is there to interrupt it from spreading? Wierd.

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Topher and Jo are in their team's respective go-Karts. The non-racers are sitting on stands cheering on their teammates. Chris holds a megaphone.

CHRIS: Alrighty, folks! We are about to go into a lap that'll give one team immunity and the other team a date with me and a plate of marshmallows. This race is called the Elemental Grand Prix! There are three stages to this race. The first stage is to race through some funky combination of mud and sand. The next stage is to race through a field surrounded by flamethrower plants and lava. The last stage is to race on boards over water while avoiding being eaten by a large, radioactive shark named Fang.

SCOTT: (sighs)

CHRIS: The first go-kart to cross the finish line wins it for their team!

ZOEY: (to Mike) I just don't get it. Isn't there supposed to be four elements? Where's the air stage?

CHRIS: (pulls out megaphone in Zoey's face) Unless you can convince the producers to let the racers drive off the cliff, I suggest you be quiet!

ZOEY: Ow! Okay! Easy with the megaphone! I think I might've turned deaf.

CHRIS: Good! Now, racers, on your mark, get set, GO!

Topher and Jo stirred up dirt as they raced through the first two stages with these. You want to know what happened? In the first part of the race, Topher complained about the mud getting on him while Jo tried staying ahead of him. On the second stage, both Jo and Topher avoided being burned by the flamethrower plants with Topher screaming "Not the face!" Get the picture? Good, because the water stage doesn't help with the plot either. Basically all it is is Topher trying to get Fang away with a shoe. And blah, blah, blah, we are in the final stretch. And yes, this is the lazy part of the blog. Hope you enjoyed the quick synopsis of the challenge. Moving back to regular speed...

CHRIS: We are neck-and-neck as the racers make it to the finish line!

Both teams cheered for their teammate.

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HEATHER: If I have any chance of staying in this game, Jo needs to win. If not, then I need her vote to potentially stay in this game.

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Still in Confessional

GWEN: I know this might make me sound like a traitor, but I hope Jo loses. There is no way Heather is staying on this island after stealing my diary.

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CHRIS: We are so close that if there is a tie, both teams are sending somebody home!

JO: Come on, I don't need to lose!

TOPHER: Hey, Jo! Get ready to eat my dust!

Both cars finished within milliseconds of each other. Chris checked the tapes of the camera to make sure who won.

CHRIS: After reviewing the tapes, the winner of the challenge, by a small part of a second. goes to the Dreadful Dragons!

The Dragons circled around Topher and lift him up high and carried him back to their shelter. Chris walks up to the losing team just to taunt them. Jo soon came to join her team.

CHRIS: Wow. It was so close, but you guys were just not close enough. I'll see you at the campfire where one of you will be blamed for your loss. Good luck, Jo.

JO: Gee. Thanks.

At the campfire ceremony...

CHRIS: For a third time in a row, you guys lost. How does it feel to suck so much!

ALEJANDRO: We were close to winning. You would've said the same thing to the Dragons if we won.

CHRIS: True, but they did win two times before, and this makes it their third. Now it is time for you guys to cast your votes.

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ALEJANDRO: Despite Jo losing the challenge for us, I have to vote for Heather. She is a face that can only be matched by mine.

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Still in Confessional

HEATHER: Adios, Alejerkro!

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'CHRIS:' And the votes are in! When I call your name, you get a marshmallow. And blah, blah, blah, you guys get the deal. The following people are safe: Cameron, Gwen, Mike, Zoey, Sky, Dave, Harold, and Jo. Looks like the hot seats belong to Alejandro and Heather for reasons I don't want to know.

HEATHER: Just so you know, Chris, Alejandro stole Gwen's precious diary and hid it under my pillow to blame me!

CHRIS: Really? Alejandro, is that true?

ALEJANDRO: It would make me the number one suspect, seeing as I also sleep with one eye open, and I did mention on voting for you last night, Heather.

HEATHER: See? He blamed me!

ALEJANDRO: But I would not resort to stealing another's secrets to get the upper hand. If it is not caught on tape, then it serves no purpose to me.

HEATHER: What? Just admit it, liar! Where's the shock collars? Alejandro is clearly lying!

CHRIS: As much as I want this fight to go on, I must finish this so I can finish watching the rest of my show. The last marshmallow goes to... Alejandro!

HEATHER: What? Me? You guys voted for me?

CHRIS: I'm just surprised they kept you in the game for this long. Chef?

Chef walked up to Heather, put her over her shoulders, and carried her to the Boat of Losers.

CHRIS: And now I have to pay an intern five bucks. I totally thought it was Jo leaving tonight.

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ALEJANDRO: Yes, I did see it all last night through my open eye. Gwen's diary fell on the floor. Somebody walked up, grabbed it, and hid it under Heather's pillow. Even though this person was guilty of framing Heather, I decided to gamble and remained silent. My gamble paid off and my biggest distraction got voted off. As for the mysterious teammate that framed her, you better double down, because Alejandro Burromuetro has a royal flush!

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Still in Confessional

JO: Heather literally walked up to me during our recess to help her vote out Alejandro. I admit that voting out Alejandro would be nice, but he provides more to the table for me. Who stole Gwen's diary? It wasn't Heather or Alejandro. No, instead it was me. I found Gwen's diary on the ground and decided to use is to get rid of Heather. I made us lose the challenge and guess who took the raw end of the deal? Alejandro isn't the only one who can out-think Heather. Now that the old Heather is gone, it is time for me to start forming an alliance with the last person you would expect!

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Chris does the ending as Heather glares at him as the boat takes her away.

CHRIS: With a shocking turn of events, we have 21 contestants remaining! Will the Stoppable Unicorns ever become the Unstoppable Unicorns? Or will the dread of the dragons prevent them from winning a single challenge? Find out next time on Total! Drama! Pahkitew's Revenge!

Episode 5: International Take-Out
CHRIS: Last time on Total Drama Pahkitew's Revenge:

The teams were forced to build and race go-karts and raced them against the elements. Topher had bad luck thanks to Fang, but they managed to win thanks to Jo losing on purpose!

But Jo wasn't in the hot seat. Nope, instead Heather and Alejandro was trying to get each other out thanks to Gwen's missing diary being found under Heather's pillow. Heather blamed Alejandro, Alejandro remained silent, I think I made Zoey deaf, and Jo revealed that she framed Heather.

It was already two late for Alejandro and Heather to continue their romance in this show as Heather was shocking eliminated. Yeah. Heather. Out within three days. Who would've thought?

Alejandro now knows Jo's secret. Will he spill it out or will his bluff soon turn against him? And will the Dragons hopefully lose a challenge? I don't see how they can possibly lose this one. Get ready to toss your cookies in this disgusting episode of Total! Drama! Pahkitew's Revenge!

Intro Song

In the morning, Samey, Jasmine, and Shawn were getting back to their team's shelter with a few bags full of berries and nuts. Brick's alarm rang and commotion ran throughout the tree house. Brick ran off and fell face first onto the ground. The three gathers walked up to Brick.

SAMEY: Uh, are you okay.

BRICK: (getting up) Never been better. See you all in one hour! (Brick started for his morning jog.)

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JASMINE: When it comes to loyalty and team participation, Brick definitely the first pick. Well, right after Shawn and Samey that is. But when it comes to his alarm clock and his social life, that's a different story.

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Still in Confessional

NOAH: Its not that I have anything against Brick, its that his alarm! I would rather swap teams with anybody from the Unicorns right now because, despite them losing so much, they don't have to deal with Brick's alarm clock.

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The Dragons finished their breakfast without Brick, but they did leave him some nuts and berries. When Brick returns from his jog, Topher handed him the rest of the team's breakfast.

BRICK: Aw, man! Did I missed breakfast?

TOPHER: Nope. (Tosses Brick the bag of the remaining nuts and berries.) But it wasn't easy hiding it from Owen.

OWEN: (stomach growls) What can I do? I'm always hungry!

NOAH: And yet you manage to stay around 300 pounds without going to 350.

COURTNEY: Brick, we need to talk.

BRICK: Oh no. Its not the alarm clock, is it?

THE REST OF THE TEAM: It is.

BRICK: Oh.

COURTNEY: We aren't trying to nag, but waking up at five-

BRICK: Six. Its my summer off.

COURTNEY: Whatever time it is, it isn't helping us win.

BRICK: We won the last three challenges.

COURTNEY: All of which because somebody screwed up on the other team. If they manage to pull out a win, guess who they'll be gunning for. Now, I will set a compromise. How about setting your alarm for eight? That way, we all can get an extra two hours of sleep.

BRICK: (gets up walks away sad.) Okay. Let me set my alarm.

DAKOTA: Do you think that was too harsh?

ANNE MARIA: Hey, its better than waking up at six every morning. I like the sun as much as the next, but I also need some sleep to keep this figure.

SCOTT: Hey, speaking of the other team, does anybody know who they kicked off?

Over at a berry bush, Harold and Jo started to pick berries.

HAROLD: And even though strawberries don't have seeds inside, we still count them as fruit because their seeds are on the outside. They are the only fruit that has seeds on the outside!

JO: Harold, I don't care. Now hurry up and pick some more berries!

HAROLD: Saying please wouldn't kill anybody.

JO: Listen, I didn't come here to pick berries without a reason.

HAROLD: You wanted to ask me out. Sorry, but you sound a lot like Duncan for me to find you even remotely attractive.

JO: Where did you even come up with such an idea? I was thinking of forming an alliance.

HAROLD: An alliance? Sure, but why me?

JO: It's a work-deal. Next to Cameron, you are a physical weakling, but you have the brains, Harnerd.

HAROLD: It's Harold.

JO: Whatever. And I know about your deal with Dave and Sky.

HAROLD: So? It's four against five. Even if you did team up with us, I doubt Sky and Dave would let you. After all, you did betray Heather.

JO: I never said that.

HAROLD: It is my calculations that you did- (Jo covers his mouth)

JO: If I wanted an explanation on how you knew that, I'll watch the previous episode after I win. Anyways, word has been spreading that Sky and Dave are thinking about forming an alliance with Mike and Zoey.

HAROLD: So you want to team up with everybody else? I don't think Cameron would vote against his friends.

JO: Really? I am not saying that. I am saying that if we want any chance in this game, we need to get to Zoey first.

HAROLD: Why Zoey?

JO: She basically has no weaknesses outside Mike. She's useful in challenges, but she also has friends on majority of this team. If we can control Zoey, we can control the vote.

HAROLD: Sorry, but I don't want to use people for my benefits.

JO: Its either use people or lose the game. Its your call, string bean.

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JO: Zoey has Mike, Cameron, and Gwen on her side. Add in a potential Sky and Dave and you have a recipe for disaster. However, if you add in me, and you have a recipe for success. But in order for that to work, I need to get Zoey in with me. And if all goes to fail, I do have a plan to make her votes worthless.

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Still in Confessional

HAROLD: Jo is basically a female version of Duncan. She's scary, mean, and I can't turn my back on her or else she'll give me a wedgie. If I want to defeat this new Duncan, I need to, like, play the bullied one again. Sometimes, I wish life would just give me the lemonade instead of the lemons.

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Both teams are in the meeting area. A table was set up with a cart of nine covered plates were behind Chris and Chef. The Dragons looked at the new Unicorn team.

NOAH: Whoa.

SAMEY: Is Heather actually out?

CHRIS: Yep! Can't believe it either. But I am so glad she isn't running this show anymore!

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SAMEY: Before I came back, Amy taunted me on how I wouldn't last among the stronger players like Courtney, Heather, or Alejandro. But look who just outlasted the best Total Drama contestant ever, sis!

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CHRIS: After going through my challenge list, I found out that some of you have never once participated in an official eating challenge. So, we are going to be having our first food challenge today!

OWEN: Finally!

CHRIS: The rules are simple. One person from each team will come up and eat a randomized dish. The dishes will be from any cuisine found anywhere in the world to a nasty surprise that was in one of our last food challenges.

OWEN: Giant. Pancakes. Woo-hoo! (Chris slaps Owen.)

CHRIS: Keep it together, bro. We can't make the giant pancakes. Not enough time.

OWEN: What? No pancakes? NOOOOOOO!

CHRIS: Yeah. So, the first contestant to finish wins a point for their team. First team to get five win. I'll be the judge on this one while Chef just brings in the dishes. Everybody cool with that?

LESHAWNA: What kind of dishes are they?

CHRIS: Oh, you'll see. The contestants who will participate are selected randomly, so Shawn, Cameron, you two are up first.

Shawn and Cameron walked up to the table. Chef puts down the first plate and uncovered the lid. Cameron shrieks.

ZOEY: Cameron, what's wrong?

SHAWN: It's roasted tarantulas.

SKY: I thought Cameron was over spiders.

CAMERON: I am.

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CAMERON: Just because I am over spiders doesn't mean I am over who got me over my fear. Every time I look at a spider, I can't help but to think Izzy is right next to one.

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Chris looks over at Shawn.

CHRIS: And why aren't you afraid.

SHAWN: It's not my first time eating spiders. I've also ate cockroaches, bats, rotten oranges, and whatever as in this dumpster behind a local supermarket.

The girls on his team express disgusted expressions

COURTNEY: (to Jasmine) He's your boyfriend.

JASMINE: Its not like your choice of men is any better.

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COURTNEY: Okay, so maybe Duncan and Scott aren't the number one spot for dates, but they are in the top ten. And neither of them look for food in a dumpster

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Still in confessional

SCOTT: Shawn should be lucky he doesn't live near me. Because if we dived in the same dumpster, one of us ain't getting out of it alive.

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CHRIS: Shawn, Cameron, begin eating! And Shawn has all three tarantulas in his mouth where Cameron is ripping off the legs of one. Who's going to win. And...it's Shawn.

SHAWN: WHOO! Yes! Who's the spider slayer? Who's the spider slayer?

CHRIS: (to Chef) Maybe we shouldn't gave him the spiders.

CHEF: Definitely.

CHRIS: I need Jasmine and Zoey.

Jasmine and Zoey walked up to the table where Chef unloaded the 2nd dish. On two plates were three eggs.

ZOEY: We have to eat eggs?

CHRIS: Actually, baluts.

ZOEY: Baluts? What's a balut?

JASMINE: Its a duck embryo that is eaten in South-east Asia. Its a common delicacy over there.

CHRIS: Explanations aside, begin eating!

Both girls ate their three eggs as fast as they can. However, Jasmine came up on top.

CHRIS: And Jasmine wins!

Shawn runs up and hugs Jasmine.

SHAWN: I knew you can do it!

JASMINE: Thanks, Shawn.

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ZOEY: I think I would've won that round if I didn't realize that they were, excuse me, (barfs) duck embryos.

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CHRIS: Sky, Scott, you two are up!

Sky and Scott walk up to the table where Chef uncovered the next mean.

SCOTT: What's this? And why is it moving?

CHRIS: It's (tries to pronounce it from a note card) sannakji.

SCOTT: And in English?

SKY: Raw baby octopuses that is cut up and served immediately.

SCOTT: Oh.

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SCOTT: I have trouble with one sea food item, now I have to deal with choking on raw octopus? That's it. I am never moving to the ocean.

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Scott took a part of the sannakji and swallowed it. He began choking on it before spitting it out.

SCOTT: How do you even eat these thi-

SKY: Done!

CHRIS: And the Unicorns are on the board! LeShawna, Harold, you two are the next eaters!

HAROLD: My lady.

LESHAWNA: Don't flatter yourself, sweet cheeks. I came to win.

Chef uncovered the fourth dish.

HAROLD: Are those pancakes?

OWEN: What? I thought you said no pancakes?

CHRIS: I said no GIANT pancakes. I never said anything about regular pancakes.

OWEN: NOOOOO! (sobs on Noah's lap. Noah starts petting him)

NOAH: There, there, big fella. Everything will be all right.

LESHAWNA: Excuse me, Chris, but are these blueberries?

CHRIS: I don't know. I never recalled putting blueberries in these pancakes. What did we put in them?

CHEF: Fish eyes.

CHRIS: Oh yeah.

LESHAWNA: Fish what now?

CHRIS: Begin!

Both LeShawna and Harold began chowing down on their fish-eye pancakes. LeShawna barfed, giving Harold enough time to finish his stack first.

CHRIS: Thanks to Harold, we are tied! Two points each! Time for the ultimate tie-breaker! Courtney! Gwen! You're next!

COURTNEY: Great. Well, at least it can't be anything worse than the fish pancakes, isn't that right, LeBarfa?

LESHAWNA: If those pancakes aren't in my stomach right now, I'll smack you.

Courtney and Gwen met at the table where Chef had the dish still covered.

GWEN: So, Courtney. How's it going?

COURTNEY: I'll answer that after I beat you, Gwen.

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COURTNEY: I am not being friends with Gwen this time around. She did cause my elimination in the all-stars.

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Still in Confessional

GWEN: I know for a fact that I can never trust Courtney. Why? Because when she was eliminated in All-Stars, she voted for Scott just like me. I had to bribe Chris to get the results. And finding paint wasn't the easiest thing to find on Wawanakwa.

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Chef uncovered the lid and Courtney screamed.

COURTNEY: Green JELLY?

CHRIS: Yep! And you did say that you'll answer Gwen's question after you beat her. So in order to do that, you better eat, Courtney.

DAKOTA: Is she really scared of that stuff?

SHAWN: And I thought I had a picky appetite.

JASMINE: Shawn, you would literally eat a rotten rabbit carcass on a dare.

SHAWN: Only with carrots and potatoes, Jasmine.

CHRIS: And, begin! Uh, Courtney? You're supposed to eat.

COURTNEY: Not happening. I've seen who was left on the other team, and I don't think two of them would finish before any one of my teammates.

CHRIS: Right. Gwen, you win.

GWEN: Yes!

CHRIS: Yeah... time for a better battle. Jo! Brick! You two need a meal!

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JO: About time I did a food challenge! Every season that I participated in, they did a food challenge after I was eliminated. Well not this time!

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Chef uncovered the lid to the sixth dish.

CHRIS: Jo, Brick, your dish is to take fifteen cockroach smoothie shots each. If you remember, Owen managed to gulp a lot of cockroach smoothie shots last time we had them. And I believe his opponent is on the same team as he is.

LESHAWNA: Did you even try those smoothies? Those pancakes you gave me tasted better!

CHRIS: Uh-huh. Brick, Jo, chug!

Brick and Jo started to chug down the cockroach shakes as fast as they could.

BRICK: Done!

JO: Done!

CHRIS: Looks like we got a tie. Looks like I have to give the point to...

Jo barfs.

CHRIS: ...Brick! Congratulations! The Dragons tied up the game!

Jo sat down with her team.

DAVE: Wow. You just had to barf.

JO: Just wait until its your turn. Then we'll see who'll get the last laugh.

CHRIS: Alejandro, Samey. You two are up.

Alejandro and Samey met at the table as Chef uncovered the seventh dish.

SAMEY: What is it?

ALEJANDRO: It looks like you blended meat together with vinegar.

CHRIS: Its shiokara!

ALEJANDRO: What's in it?

HAROLD: Its a Japanese seafood dish made from various parts of sea creatures with malted rice and salt. I had it once at this Japanese restaurant and-

CHRIS: Nobody cares, Harold. Samey, Alejandro, dig in.

Both contestants began eating their meal and holding back their own puke.

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ALEJANDRO: I can't afford to lose! The other team still has Owen. If I lose, the chances of me going up for elimination increases. Nobody gets voted off for losing to an eating competition to Owen! Even if I do have Jo's secret under wraps, barely anybody would believe me. So, as much as my stomach denies it, I must eat all of it.

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Samey is still eating when Alejandro finishes.

CHRIS: And Alejandro finishes before Samey! One more point and the Unicorns will have their first win!

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ALEJANDRO: Looks like I won't be eating again until that shiokara is out of my lovely system.

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Samey returns to her team.

JASMINE: Its okay, Samey. I probably wouldn't finish that either.

CHRIS: Mike! Owen! You two are next!

OWEN: No more pancakes...

Chef uncovers the eighth dish.

MIKE: Uh, what is it?

CHEF: It's my mystery meat.

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MIKE: Its times like this that I wish I still have my multiple personalities, but I don't think any of them would take on Chef's mystery meat, even Vito!

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CHRIS: And, begin!

OWEN: Done.

Chris looks at Owen and his barbacue sauced face and looks at Mike who didn't even touch his plate.

CHRIS: Wow. That was fast. Point to the Dragons. This next one could take the game! Dave, Noah, you two are up!

Dave and Mike crosses paths.

DAVE: Just so you know, if we lose, I blame you.

MIKE: Excuse me?

DAVE: No. Just go back to the team. I'll win this.

Dave and Noah made it to the table where chef uncovered the last dish.

NOAH: Isn't that a sheep's head?

CHRIS: In Norway, this dish is called a (pronounced from a note card) smalahove. Basically, it is just a sheep's head.

DAVE: And you have the two scrawny guys to come in and eat a whole sheep's head because, why?

CHRIS: Because I never thought we'll get to the ninth round. Anyways, Noah, Dave, on your marks, get set, go!

Both contestants started eating done their sheep's head. Dave looked at Sky who waved at him.

---CONFESSIONAL STATIC---

DAVE: I know Sky wants to date me, and in order for me to prove that I am enough for a man for her, I need to win this challenge! Who am I kidding? Noah ate a lot more disgusting things and the most disgusting thing I ever ate was an under-cook hamburger.

---CONFESSIONAL STATIC---

Dave shoveled in the food faster. Both teams cheered on for their teammates carrying them on to victory.

DAVE: Done!

CHRIS: And the Unicorns finally won a challenge! The Unicorns stopped the Dragons!

Noah puked.

NOAH: The Icelandic feast was more delicious!

CHRIS: (to the Dragons) While we checked the blood pressure on the Unicorns, you guys and go in and decide who is to blame for your loss and meet me at the campfire tonight.

---CONFESSIONAL STATIC---

DAVE: I did it! I won a challenge for Sky! I can lose tomorrow and still feel like a million bucks! Thanks for letting me win, Noah! I'm so happy, I didn't even know if that sounded mean or not.

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Still in Confessional Booth

NOAH: You might be wondering if I'm nervous. Of course not! Courtney has been getting on everyone's nerves the last few days and Brick's alarm is a major concern for him being eliminated. If anything, all I have to fear is getting one or two votes.

---CONFESSIONAL STATIC---

Still in Confessional

BRICK: I beat Jo in an eating competition! Good news for me! But the bad news is that my alarm clock might get me voted off. I just hope Courtney gets voted off.

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Still in Confessional (Four confessionals back-to-back? This might be a record for this series.)

COURTNEY: I haven't decided who's the best one to vote for. Noah did lose the challenge for us, but Brick's alarm clock is getting on the team's nerves. Who is the best person for me to side with?

---CONFESSIONAL STATIC---

The Dragons are at the campfire. Already, Dakota, Shawn, Jasmine, Topher, LeShawna, Owen, Anne Maria, Scott, and Samey have gotten a marshmallow. Brick, Noah, and Courtney all looked at the final two marshmallows.

CHRIS: The team has good reasons to knock one of you out. Too bad you all can't be eliminated. That'll make the team very happy.

NOAH: Can you hurry it up?

CHRIS: (mocking) Can you hurry it up? (Normal voice) Sure! Brick, you're safe!

BRICK: Yes! Thank you, sir!

CHRIS: At ease. Noah, you lost to the pickiest eater on this show! What are your chances of leaving?

NOAH: The team has to be crazier than Izzy not to vote for Courtney.

COURTNEY: But I didn't lose the challenge for us.

NOAH: Nope, but at least I tried giving us a point. We could've won if you ate the jelly.

COURTNEY: Its a fear! You can't vote somebody out because of their phobia?

NOAH: Instead of telling me that, why don't you ask Tyler?

CHRIS: If I may continue?

ANNE MARIA: Please. I need some beauty sleep.

CHRIS: The final marshmallow goes to... Courtney!

Noah stands up.

NOAH: What? Are you kidding me?

---CONFESSIONAL STATIC---

ANNE MARIA: Yes, Courtney has every reason to have my vote. But at least she didn't lose to a neat freak and made us lose our win streak.

---CONFESSIONAL STATIC---

Noah is walking towards the Boat of Losers with Chef walking behind him.

OWEN: WHY???? I'll win for you, Noah!

NOAH: What ifs.

CHRIS: And Noah left the game. With 20 contestants left, who will be the next one to bite the dust? Find out next time on Total! Drama! Pahkitew's Revenge!

On the boat of losers...

NOAH: I can't believe that they voted me out instead of Courtney. But I did plan ahead and left them with a nasty surprise. I hid Brick's alarm clock and set it to four in the morning. I've told no one about it and I'm the only one who knows where it is. Maybe this will teach them a lesson on voting off the wrong person at the wrong time.

Episode 6: This Ain't No Showmance!
CHRIS: Last time on Total Drama Pahkitew's Revenge:

Our contestants were forced to eat disgusting meals. Four of them came from Chef, while the other five came from different parts of the world. The contestants with the weakest stomachs were forced to swallow.

We learned that Owen can easily eat a mystery meat surprise before Mike can even touch his! Talk about fast food! Courtney's fear of green jelly could've cost the Dragons the win, but it was Noah who lost the challenge for the Dragons when he lost against neat-freak Dave.

Despite Courtney annoying her team with her bossiness and strict additude, it was Noah, a fan favorite, who lost the million dollars, but not before leaving his team a surprise. AKA: Brick's alarm clock. And who knows what time it is set on.

Noah may be gone, but the hype is still on! Twenty contestants remain and who will leave the game? There will be a lot of suckers, but one will be leeching for votes and will be chopped off. Who will that be? Find out right now on Total Drama Pahkitew's Revenge!

INTRO SONG

The Dragons are sleeping. The time is 3:59 AM. When 4:00 AM hits, Brick's alarm clock rang in an unknown location. The Dragons quickly woke up, covered their ears and ran rampant for five minutes before the alarm went off. At the same time, Shawn fell off his branch and Jasmine quickly untied her rope and went to help find Brick's alarm clock.

DAKOTA: What's going on?

SCOTT: Shut it off! Shut it off!

Brick's alarm clock was turned off.

COURTNEY: Brick! Did you forget what the team told you yesterday?

BRICK: Nope!

---CONFESSIONAL STATIC---

BRICK: I told my team last night that my alarm clock went missing and nobody cared! I bet every dollar I invested in fashion school that they wish they should've helped.

---CONFESSIONAL STATIC---

Shawn starts climbing up to the tree house when he found Brick's alarm clock taped underneath the shelter.

SHAWN: What the-? How did they miss that?

Shawn enters the tree house. As soon as Courtney sees Brick's clock, she took it from Shawn and rudely gives it to Brick.

COURTNEY: I hope you break that clock, Brick.

The Dragons went back to sleep. A few hours later at a berry bush, Zoey and Jo were seen picking berries and talking to each other.

ZOEY: It is nice of you to help pick, Jo. Did I miss something yesterday? I was talking with Gwen and Mike after the challenge.

JO: Nope. Instead, I just wanted to talk strategy.

ZOEY: Strategy? Talking? Isn't that Heather's strategy. You're mostly loud and bosses people just so you can win challenges.

JO: Just think of it as trying something different. Anyways, I have to hand it to you. You somehow manage to control the votes without even trying! So I was thinking that we should form an alliance. No one expects the two of us to be working together.

ZOEY: Is this why you came picking berries? To get me into an alliance? I know that we all want to win, and if you want to win, try being nice to people. More people win by being nice over being mean and rude.

JO: So you are saying that if you team up with me, you would automatically win.

ZOEY: I never said that! All I am saying is that if you change your tune, you would have a better chance of winning. As for an alliance, I am sorry but I can't agree to form it with you. I've already made an, uh, unofficial alliance with three others.

JO: Fine, whatever. Just remember that this is a limited offer. One of these days you will regret not voting with me.

---CONFESSIONAL STATIC---

JO: Zoey is strong and her only weakness is losing Mike. I need to find some way to get rid of Mike in order for Zoey to see that I mean business. I can only assume that two of her alliance members is Mike and Cameron. I just don't know who the last person is.

---CONFESSIONAL STATIC---

Both teams are in the meeting zone. Chris is standing between two crates with his camo hat on. Gwen and Zoey exchange nervous looks.

CHRIS: Greetings, campers! Today's challenge is from the paintball deer hunt from season one. And because my parole officers won't let me use small, round projectiles like the paint balls, we will use leeches from the all-star season. Doesn't that sound fun?

JASMINE: What's fun about having leeches suck your blood?

CHRIS: I never said it was fun for you. Anyways, four members from each team will be the hunters for this challenge. The other members of the team will be the deer.

MIKE: So, how do we know who's a deer and who's a hunter?

CHRIS: Who else but me? If you are a deer, you will gather your antlers, noses, and little white tails from this crate. (Chris pats down the crate to his left.) If you are a hunter, your gun, leeches, yellow shades, and camo caps in your respective team color, will be in this crate to my right.

JO: Geez. Pink camo caps. It'll make the other team really hard to see us.

CHRIS: I know!

SKY: Uh, I think that was sarcasm.

CHRIS: Impossible! Anyways, if I call your name, you're a hunter. LeShawna, Anne Maria, Shawn, Scott, Alejandro, Gwen, Jo, and Zoey. Congrats. The rest of you are deer.

---CONFESSIONAL STATIC---

LESHAWNA: It is a shame that the Unicorns voted out Heather two days ago. I would've loved to teach that girl some lessons I forgot to teach her back in the Alps.

---CONFESSIONAL STATIC---

Still in confessional

HAROLD: (wearing his antlers) Just because I'm a deer doesn't mean I'm peaceful. I am a dangerous creature who would stomp any predator to death. I used to be a unicorn, but now, I am a deer. Fear the deerful Harold!

---CONFESSIONAL STATIC---

CHRIS: As obvious as it is, the first team to have all their deer leeched will see me at the campfire tonight.

COURTNEY: Yeah, but can the deer have a head start of a few minutes?

CHRIS: Fine! Deer has five minutes to scatter starting now!

While the hunters remained, those who are stuck as deer fled away from the hunters.

The deer from the Dreadful Dragons (Brick, Courtney, Dakota, Jasmine, Owen, Samey, and Topher) walked through the trails together

SAMEY: I don't think sticking together is a good idea.

COURTNEY: I agree. I say that we ditch Owen.

OWEN: Yeah, I- what?

COURTNEY: Hey, you're the easiest person to hit. At least Jasmine can hid better than you.

JASMINE: And how am I not supposed to get offended by that?

COURTNEY: You weren't. Or was. Whatever! Point is, if we stick near Owen, we are going to lose!

TOPHER: I hate to be picking sides, but Courtney is right. Owen is pretty much a deer with a target painted on his body.

JASMINE: But if he separates himself, it could jeopardize the team!

COURTNEY: Jasmine, I know you don't talk to many people, but there is a game called chess. Also, in case if you hadn't notice, but the other team has less deer. We can't lose.

JASMINE: They have Mike and Sky who are pretty good at hiding in trees. Not to mention that Cameron can hide in almost any crack! Harold's a decent player. Basically, the only one we don't have to worry about is Dave.[

COURTNEY: Wow. Its a shame you weren't a hunter, Jasmine. You would've saved us a lot of time hiding instead of arguing!

---CONFESSIONAL STATIC---

COURTNEY: If Jasmine was a tour guide for the Australian Outback, I would go to her supervisor just to get her fired. She acts like she's a better leader than from a C.I.T! The only way that's possible is if she wins this season! But we all know who's the most likely to win.

---CONFESSIONAL STATIC---

Dave and Mike are walking and finding a good spot to hide right before the hunters are going out to shoot the opposing team's deer.

DAVE: So, basically Sky wants me to make amends with you and Zoey.

MIKE: And you aren't too happy with it?

DAVE: Oh, don't get me wrong. I still want you to go. But I figured if I want to make Sky happy to be with me, I better do everything that she says, right?

MIKE: I'm not sure that's how love works.

DAVE: I wouldn't call it an alliance. Its more of a don't-vote-for-me-and-I-won't-for-you deal.

MIKE: I believe that's called an alliance. And its great that you and Sky wants to align yourself with Zoey and I, but...

DAVE: Oh, great. Let me guess. You have another alliance, right?

MIKE: Sort of unofficial. Cam and I have been buddies since Revenge of the Island, and Gwen's been on good terms with Zoey for a while. So if anything, I'll say that us four, without you and Sky, are pretty tighter. We can let you in, but we can put you and Sky up to the final six. Nothing personal, its just-

DAVE: A game. I know.

---CONFESSIONAL STATIC---

DAVE: Its great having Sky on this team, but then there are times that I wish she was on the other team. Wishing to keep Mike in is one of those time when I wish we were on opposite teams!

---CONFESSIONAL STATIC---

The five minute head-start for the deer was over and the hunters began searching through the woods. Alejandro walked over and saw Courtney drawing something in the dirt with a stick. Alejandro looked over to see what Courtney was doing.

ALEJANDRO: Do my eyes deceive me or do I see a chart?

COURTNEY: (Startled) Don't shoot! Please! I don't want leeches!

Alejandro put a hand on Courtney's shoulders.

ALEJANDRO: Relax, Courtney. I would never harm such a fair lady.

COURTNEY: Well, I... wow.

ALEJANDRO: So, tell me, what exactly are you doing in the dirt?

COURTNEY: Oh, I'm just coming up with people who would vote with me to get rid of Jasmine.

ALEJANDRO: Is that so? And if I may help you achieve such goals, would you mind if you become my queen?

COURTNEY: But what about Heather?

ALEJANDRO: She is my queen outside of this game. But inside, I find it that you are my Total Drama Queen.

Alejandro kisses Courtney's hand.

LeShawna is trudging through the woods. She then hears giggling and whispering. She walks towards the source. She then finds Samey holding on to Topher's arm while Topher is flirting with her.

---CONFESSIONAL STATIC---

LESHAWNA: If this was a matchmaker show, we all are winners. Zoey is engaged to Mike, Sky and Dave seems to have something together, Alejandro and Heather are a couple, and I think Topher and Samey has something in common. Not to mention Harold still has something for me. Listen, I came here to win. If love was a game, then we are all winners. But this ain't a showmance. I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but sometimes, the love birds have to split apart for a while.

---CONFESSIONAL STATIC---

Gwen and Zoey are walking side-by-side hunting for the Dragon's deer.

GWEN: Did she really ask you for an alliance? That's so not like her!

ZOEY: I know. But I had to decline. Mike comes first, then comes friends, and third is possible alliances. Sorry, but-

GWEN: Oh, don't mind me. I totally get it. Love is love. And if eliminating me would bring you two happiness, then don't hesitate. Just make sure that you tell me before sundown.

ZOEY: Agreed.

The two girls then came upon Owen trying to hide behind a smaller rock. Zoey and Gwen exchanged glances before both girls shot Owen with leeches.

OWEN: Ow! I think something is draining something from me.

GWEN: Yeah. Those are called leeches.

ZOEY: So, so sorry about it, Owen.

Welcome back to the lazy part of this blog. For this lazy blogger edition, you will be notified that many of the deer contestants have been leeched with the exceptions of Brick and Courtney for the Dragons and Harold and Sky for the Unicorns. The hunters are still hunting. In case if you don't know, the leeched contestants are in the meeting area. And we stop this lazy blogger segment where Courtney and Brick enter a cave. We here at Total Drama Pahkitew's Revenge hope you enjoyed this segment of the lazy blogger shortening the episode.

(I just can't help but read that in a news caster's voice.)

Brick and Courtney enter the cave and sat on rocks. Brick is looking every which way, scared, while Courtney is trying to comfort him.

COURTNEY: Don't worry, Brick. They won't find us here.

BRICK: I am not afraid of the leeches. I am more afraid of the d-d-dark!

---CONFESSIONAL STATIC---

BRICK: I cannot do dark places. You don't know what's out there. I am just glad somebody invented night goggles.

---CONFESSIONAL STATIC---

Courtney looks over past Brick and sees Jo sneaking up on the two of them. As Jo fired, Courntey used Brick as a shield from the leeches. Brick's face was filled with leeches that blew up like a ballong once they started sucking on his blood.

JO: Its just you and me now, Chartney.

COURTNEY: Are you sure we can't work out a deal. You seriously don't want to work things out? I personally guarantee you that your team won't vote you out.

JO: Sorry, but I can only trust one person, and that's me!

Jo starts shooting Courtney as the latter tries running away. At last, a leech hits Courtney.

CHRIS: (loudspeakers) This just in: The Dragons are losing another member tonight! Unicorns, you are all safe for now!

COURTNEY: (groans)

---CONFESSIONAL STATIC---

SCOTT: For some reason, I feel so distant from Courtney unlike the All-Stars. I need Courtney back! There is very good chance that Courtney will be gone tonight, so I plan on helping her get rid of Jasmine.

---CONFESSIONAL STATIC---

In the cave near the Dragon's tree house, (Maswak's shelter during PI), Scott gathered Anne Maria, Dakota, Owen, Topher, LeShawna, and Brick for details about the elimination.

SCOTT: All right, basically, it all comes down is who do we want as a leader.

ANNE MARIA: Don't tell me you are signing you up. We already have to much drama with Courtney and Jasmine.

SCOTT: You would love me as a leader, wouldn't you.

ANNE MARIA: If you were, my vote will be for you.

DAKOTA: Wait. Where's Shawn and Samey? Shouldn't they be here along with Courtney and Jasmine?

SCOTT: Shawn and Samey have made their choice on who should lead the team, and I can assure you its the wrong one.

TOPHER: I don't know. Jasmine seems to know what she's doing.

SCOTT: Oh, I know she does. And that's the problem. We can't win while Jasmine is still here. We have a better chance of winning this show if Courtney is here. She'll give us a reason to vote for her once all the Unicorns are gone.

LESHAWNA: (laughs) I'm sorry. But it seems like you are trying to protect Courtney. All do respect for her, Courtney is a control freak. If she wasn't, then I might vote with you and get rid of Jasmine.

SCOTT: Jasmine is also a control freak.

LESHAWNA: But with Jasmine, your ideas can be heard. With Courtney, its either her way or no way, sugar. And I don't want to be dissing on nobody behind their backs, but I want a control freak who listens to other people as a leader instead of a control freak who takes total control over everything.

SCOTT: If you vote for Courtney, we all are going to regret it.

ANNE MARIA: Its not like regret anything else, Scott. Let's just see how this elimination rolls out. Because I need to dream of Vito and me at the beach!

TOPHER: You do realize that Vito is Mike, right?

ANNE MARIA: Isn't Vito a great actor?

---CONFESSIONAL STATIC---

TOPHER: So Scotty is talking about blindsiding Jasmine. I could agree, but she has close ties with Samey and if Samey finds out that I was involve in some way, it could ruin my game. But there is the chance that Samey might go with Jasmine more than me. Ooh. This is a tough choice. Good one for putting both Courtney and Jasmine on the same team, producers.

---CONFESSIONAL STATIC---

The Dragons are at the campfire pit. Chris has a plate of ten marshmallows on them.

CHRIS: I have here ten marshmallows. If you are safe, you get a marsh-

COURTNEY: Can we hurry things up.

CHRIS: (glares at Courtney) Fine by me. The following are safe: Scott, Shawn...

SHAWN: Yes!

CHRIS: ...Dakota, Brick, Owen, Topher, LeShawna, Anne Maria, and Samey.

JASMINE: What? Why am I-? Oh. I see how it is, Courtney.

COURTNEY: May the worse leader leave defeated.

CHRIS: As much as I like to move things along, I have a date tonight.

OWEN: Oh. Who's the lucky girl?

CHRIS: Wouldn't you like to know? Anyways, the last marshmallow goes to... Jasmine!

JASMINE: Great!

COURTNEY: What? But I'm a better leader!

ANNE MARIA: And you also got Brick's face covered in leeches!

Scott watches as Chef came up and carried Courtney to the Boat of Losers.

---CONFESSIONAL STATIC---

SCOTT: Aw, man! I thought I had a perfect plan! It was me and Courtney in the finale! I ask her to marry me all was peaceful! Too bad she's gone for good.

---CONFESSIONAL STATIC---

Still in Confessional

JASMINE: I must say that the team did well tonight. As for you, Courtney, may the better leader stay in and fight to the end. It was a good show while it lasted, but I came up on top!

---CONFESSIONAL STATIC---

CHRIS: We are down to nineteen contestants! Tune in next time to see a prime number going to an even one here on Total! Drama! Pahkitew's Revenge!

Episode 7: Haunted Hills and a Broken Leg
CHRIS: Last time on Total Drama Pahkitew's Revenge:

Noah's prank caused the Dragons to get an early wake-up call which might've had them off their game during the challenge. Jo confronted Zoey to form an alliance with her. Too bad for Jo because Zoey said no.

With a leechball challenge in place, several contestants were forced to take leeches. Cameron hid away from the Dragon's hunters and the cameras to give the Unicorns a fighting chance. Courtney, on the other hand, did another mistake and used her teammate, Brick, as a shield. I know bricks are used to make walls, but man! Did she screwed up her chances!

Ultimately, the Unicorns won, sending a Dragon home. Despite Scott rallying the troops to send Jasmine home, Courtney was sent packing. And it was about time!

We are done five but we just got into our teens! Soon, a sixth contestant will be voted off. Stay tune for a scary throwback challenge here on Total! Drama! Pahkitew's Revenge!

Intro

After the elimination, the Dragons went to their cabin. Brick told his team that his alarm clock was missing, which got them panicked. After failing to retrieve the clock, the Dragons soon slept paranoid. At 2:30 AM, the loudspeakers came on, raring Brick's alarm clock. Everyone, including the Unicorns, woke up and covered their ears.

CHRIS: Wakey-wakey, contestants. Just because its the middle of the night doesn't mean that there will be no challenges! Get your butts up and meet me in the meeting area pronto!

---CONFESSIONAL STATIC---

GWEN: There I was, about to sell one of my drawings for a quarter of a million dollars, when Brick's alarm clock rang up! If you know me personally, you would know that I do not like to be woken up in the middle of the night.

---CONFESSIONAL STATIC---

The teams met at the meeting area. Once Brick arrived, Chris tossed him his alarm clock.

CHRIS: Welcome to your next challenge! In the fifth episode of the all-stars, I had some of you run through a blue harvest moon that tampered with the wildlife as well as a contestant. Anyways, we are doing a throwback challenge to it!

SKY: So, you want us to run through a haunted forest?

CHRIS: Not just a forest, Sky. Haunted hills, lakes, rivers, and a dangerous ravine!

SKY: Sorry I ask.

CHRIS: The first team to have all of their members cross the finish line wins.

SCOTT: A race? That's not too bad.

CHRIS: Oh? Well, what if I told you that there are two monsters running through the island? One is Chef dressed as Mama Alien. The other is an actual monster.

CAMERON: (gulped)

---CONFESSIONAL STATIC---

CAMERON: Fear is just a psychological dilemma that makes a person unable to react to anything that frightens them. My biggest fear is Izzy, but knowing Chris, he probably has a real, vicious monster running around!

---CONFESSIONAL STATIC---

JASMINE: Hate to be a bother, but wouldn't you get lawsuits if that monster draws blood?

CHRIS: I taken care of all of that. We made a deal with this monster. If the monster or Mama Alien Chef catches you, you will be taken to a cage at the campfire. If you want to win, you better make sure that everyone on your team makes it to the end. You will be penalized for every camper you lose.

SAMEY: Could we go back and help our teammates that have been captured?

CHRIS: Nope. Automatic disqualification for your team if that happens. What are you guys waiting here for? Go!

The contestants started to run away from the meeting area. A few meters later, the Unicorns was starting to fall behind the Dragons.

JO: How are we falling behind? Is Cameron falling back.

ZOEY: He's in the back, but not too far behind.

MIKE: (To Cameron) Keep it up, buddy!

---CONFESSIONAL STATIC---

JO: Going for Mike would be an obvious play for me if I wanted to show Zoey I mean business. But Sir Toothpicks-for-legs, is making me think that maybe I should threaten Zoey first.

---CONFESSIONAL STATIC---

The Dragons reached a large ravine that is too wide to make a tree into a bridge.

TOPHER: Aw, come on! This? Hey, Chris! I can totally make this ravine large-

Samey and Dakota covers Topher's mouth.

DAKOTA: Are you crazy? Chris would make that ditch bigger!

TOPHER: Like that's going to happen.

JASMINE: Dakota's right, Topher. Alrighty, we have two options! We can either go around and hope to find bridge nearby or we can go down and out.

SCOTT: We can't go around. We don't know how long this gorge is. I say we go in and out.

ANNE MARIA: Uh, I don't think so. Have you seen my nails, trailer boy? My nails are the reason why I drive with my feet.

BRICK: Not to be a bother, but we also have to deal with Owen. Those rocks could be too loose to handle Owen's weight.

JASMINE: True. Hey, speaking of, where is Owen?

The Dragons looked around for Owen. No sign of him.

SAMEY: They took Owen!

Topher put an arm around Samey's shoulders. They share a romantic gaze for a while.

TOPHER: Samey, Samey. Don't worry. Chris won't hurt Owen. I promise you that much.

---CONFESSIONAL STATIC---

SAMEY: Oh my gosh! Amy would have a fit after seeing that Topher actually cares for me. Ooh. I hope that this is a sign of true love!

---CONFESSIONAL STATIC---

Still in Confessional

TOPHER: Those who are in a desperate need for romance are those that can be flattered and manipulated easily. I will say that Samey is cute, but man! Is she always this naive? All I need to do is to whisper in her ear and that would go to Jasmine and Shawn until their usefulness is no good to me.

---CONFESSIONAL STATIC---

The Dragons started their way down when the Unstoppable Unicorns came to the ravine.

CAMERON: Remarkable! This must be at least half a mile deep!

JO: Geez. I really don't care.

ZOEY: There goes the Dragons! Down there!

SKY: Do you think that its a good idea to be climbing down there?

While the rest of the Unicorns talk among themselves, Dave tapped the barks of each tree to make sure they are authentic.

---CONFESSIONAL STATIC---

DAVE: I learned pretty late that this island is mechanical. So I am trying to find a tree isn't a real tree. If it connects to the control room, we might be able to get a rope bridge to the other side. Most of that is just from watching Scarlett's confessionals from last season.

---CONFESSIONAL STATIC---

Davie continues to tap on the bark when two tentacles wrapped around him and lift Dave up into the tree. The Unicorns didn't notice until they started asking for his advice.

HAROLD: It is a good idea.

SKY: I don't know. I would like Dave's opinion on this. Dave? Dave? Dave!? Uh, where's Dave.

MIKE: Huh. He was right here a second ago.

CAMERON: Do you think the monster got him?

Jo: Who knows who cares? We can't lose to the Dragons again. Come on! We better get climbing down.

CAMERON: But without Dave, we'll be penalized!

JO: He is dead weight anyways.

SKY: I might not agree with some of Dave's, uh, tactics, but at least he's playing a clean and honest game, Jo!

JO: Clean and honest? This is Total Drama! Clean and honest shouldn't even be in the top 100 words that describes the two. Winning and dirty should be the first two words that describes this show.

ALEJANDRO: Hold on for a second. This might sound like I might be taking sides, but we should stop this arguing and focus on the challenge.

JO: (sighs) Fine. But the dead weight goes down first.

ALEJANDRO: Oh? And who might that be?

Jo walks up to Cameron and throws him over the cliff. Near the middle of the rocky edge, Jasmine and Shawn were climbing down when Cameron fell.

JASMINE: Crankies! What was that?

SHAWN: That looked like Cameron.

Back on top...

SKY: That was uncalled for, Jo!

JO: If you want to be dead weight just like Slacker Dave, be my guest. But I plan on winning this. So if you want to win, start climbing down. I don't want to thow any more of you down!

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JO: If I had to choose, this is by far the worst Total Drama team ever. The color is pink, our name makes us sound weak, and we got slackers on this team! Heck, I'll be happy to be voted off. No more being an Unicorn for me!

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The Dragons managed to make it all the way to the bottom. An injured Cameron is there with a broken leg. The Dragons surrounds him.

SCOTT: Ha! Spaz. (Walks off and starts climbing up.)

ANNE MARIA: Is he okay?

JASMINE: He fell pretty far. I am surprised that all he has is a broken foot.

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SHAWN: Cameron weighs less than a hundred pounds. The ravine is around half a mile deep. The bottom is rock hard. There is no way that he can survive that fall. Cameron would have to be some weird zombie half-blood or a cartoon animation. The zombie half-blood thing is more realistic.

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SAMEY: I think he's waking up.

CAMERON: (groans.) My leg!

JASMINE: Easy, tiger. Don't want to strain yourself.

ANNE MARIA: Now what?

JASMINE: He's badly hurt. Leaving him would be too cruel for Heather. Okay, Courtney, but staying here would hurt our chances.

LESHAWNA: Why don't the best climbers stay here while the worst ones join Scott?

SAMEY: Ooh. I like that!

JASMINE: Good thinking, LeShawna. Shawn, Brick, and I would stay here. The rest of you can start climbing. We'll meet up with you later.

BRICK: Ma'am, if it would be okay, I would like to go. It is, uh, too dark. The sooner I find light the better.

JASMINE: Wish granted. Well, I guess its Shawn, Cameron, and I.

BRICK: Thank you, ma'am.

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JASMINE: Brick might be losing a few pieces to the puzzle, but he is such a gentleman.

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Scott made it to the top of the cliff where is greeted by Chef in the alien costume.

SCOTT: Oh, come on!

Chef takes Scott away.

At the bottom of the cliff, the Unicorns soon arrived at the bottom. Mike and Gwen helped Cameron up.

JO: Wow. You must really want to lose, Jashat.

JASMINE: Jashat? Seriously? I think you might be running out of nicknames.

JO: So? As long as I win, who cares what I do.

SHAWN: Yeah, we'll keep that in mind.

Shawn and Jasmine started to climb up.

HAROLD: You okay, Cameron?

CAMERON: Not really. My leg, ouch! I think it's broken!

ZOEY: The sooner we get to the finish line, the sooner the medics would look at it. Hopefully it won't be enough to get you out of the game.

JO: Oh, please, let it be so.

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GWEN: I don't know what Jo was thinking. Throwing Cameron? Not even the lowest of the low would pull that prank off. Even reading my diary wasn't that low in comparison!

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MONTAGE TIME!

This part of the episode was brought to you by the Lazy Blogger who went ahead and fast forward to the end of the challenge because the part that you are going to skip was deemed "not interesting enough."

But because you will miss it, here is the run down: The Dragons waited until Jasmine and Shawn got to the top of the cliff before continuing down the path. The Unicorns had a bit of trouble getting out with Cameron's broken leg. Both teams faced many obstacles that sooned put them in a foot race towards the finish line.

The Unicorns had lost Mike, Cameron, Zoey, Harold, and Gwen since they lost Dave. The Dragons lost Anne Maria, LeShawna, and Samey since they lost Owen. Currently, the Unicorns are barely in the lead.

Thank you for reading the Lazy Blogger's Montage Time. Now back to the program.

JO: (To her remaining teammates)Run faster! They're gaining on us!

JASMINE: (To her remaining teammates) Almost there guys!

The Unstoppable Unicorns crosses the finish line before the Dreadful Dragons could.

SKY: All right! We did it!

TOPHER: What? We lost? How can it be?

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TOPHER: I am trying to be as calm as possible. But for my plan to go into action, both Jasmine and Shawn needs to stay in! With us losing, one of them could be heading home! After all, it is their idea to stay behind and help the other team play catch up.

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CHRIS: Congrats to the Unstoppable Unicorns for beating the Dragons.

JO: That's because that is the way we roll. Hey, thanks for helping us out, Lazmine!

SHAWN: Don't listen to her. We did the right thing.

CHRIS: However, I did say that you will be penalized for each member of your team that you lost. The Dragons only lost five. The Unicorns lost six. So, the Unicorns will be meeting me at the fire tonight.

ALEJANDRO: Que? There must be some mistake. We crossed the line first.

CHRIS: Oh, trust me. There were plenty of mistakes. And you guys are going to correc one by eliminating one of your own. Dragons, congrats! Everyone of you won't get marshmallows!

SHAWN: For some reason, that sounds pretty good!

After a power nap, Jo and Harold remained in the Unicorn's hut. The others went to see how Cameron was doing with his new cast on his leg.

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JO: I have been thinking a lot lately. With how the challenge ended, I might be going home. All I need are five votes against Cameron because he is already in a cast and he is the weakest person physically on this team. I already secured three votes. All I need is Harold's vote.

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JO: So, how much do you love marshmallows, Harold?

HAROLD: Who me?

JO: No, the hammock! Of course you! How would you like to have marshmallows for the rest of the competition? Because that is exactly what you're getting if you vote for me.

HAROLD: But you broke Cameron's leg. That's, like, not cool. I have to be bonkers not to vote for you.

JO: Go ahead. Vote for me. But the only sweet treats you'll be getting until your elimination are marshmallows if you go down that path. You are the second weakest person on the team and there is an alliance between four people. If you are game, you will be voting for Cameron to keep the team strong.

HAROLD: But why would I vote Cameron? He is the weakest on a physical scale, but if we are voting by strength, that means that I am eliminated if I vote him off.

JO: But I know that there is an alliance of four. If you side with me, we can eliminate those four and hopefully bring a certain someone from the four to join us. You basically don't have a choice. If you want a marshmallow, vote me off. If you want to win, vote Cameron off. The choice is yours, Harnerd.

Jo walks out as Zoey walks in.

ZOEY: Did I miss anything?

HAROLD: No.

ZOEY: Okay. Hey, I know this might sound ridiculous, but would you mind voting for Jo tonight? What she did to Cameron was unethical of her. Somebody needs to teach her a lesson!

HAROLD: Sure.

ZOEY: Thanks, Harold. You are always dependable.

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ZOEY: I know Harold would make the right decision. I just hope Jo didn't get into his head. As much as I hate to say this, I don't think Cameron is going to last long with a broken leg. I am so glad Chris didn't pull him out because of it.

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Still in Confessional

HAROLD: I feel like I am needed only for my vote. Which isn't too bad. I got two ladies talking to me. It is a shame that one of them isn't my type and the other is already engaged.

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CAMPFIRE CEREMONY

CHRIS: Welcome back to the campfire, Unicorns. You all had cast your votes. When I call out your name, you get a marshmallow. Total Drama rules say that if you get a marshmallow, you are safe. If you don't, you are out for good. Is there any questions?

DAVE: Yes, uh, who is the monster? I didn't get a good look at hi-

As Dave was saying this, a giant tentacle came up and started to strangle him.

DAVE: Hurts. So. Much!

CHRIS: Everyone say hello to our very own psychotic monster, Izzy!

Izzy came up with giant tentacle costumes around her arms.

IZZY: HI, guys!

CAMERON: (Shrieks)

IZZY: Oh my gosh! Are those marshmallows? Did you guys lose? That is why I am not joining up? (Gasps) Chef...

CHEF: Oh, no.

Izzy charges up and tackles Chef out of the Campfire Area into the trees below.

CHRIS: Darn it. Now I have to pass out the marshmallows. First marshmallow of the night goes to... Dave.

DAVE: Yes!

CHRIS: Next is Mike, Zoey, Harold, Sky, Alejandro, and Gwen. Cameron and Jo, I can clearly see why both of you have votes against yourselves. Jo, you threw Cameron off a cliff and he managed to come out of that with a broken leg. As for you, Cameron, you are weak and your leg just makes you weaker.

CAMERON: My leg isn't the problem. The problem is having your team throw you off a cliff and breaking your bones!

JO: Your bones are nothing more than toothpicks, Bubble-Boy.

CHRIS: Even though you both deserve to go home for obvious reasons, the last marshmallow goes to... Jo! Cameron, sorry, bro.

CAMERON: (Sighs) I understand. Well, its been great playing again.

MIKE: See you, Cam.

ZOEY: Bye, Cameron.

The team, except for Jo, waved goodbye to Cameron as he limped out of the Campfire Area.

SKY: Shouldn't Chef carry Cameron since his leg is... you know?

CHRIS: Forget it. Chef is having fun with Izzy.

At the bottom of the cliff, Izzy had Chef tied up in the tentacle costumes. Izzy is laughing menacingly.

CHEF: Aw, crud.

IZZY: Aw, I miss you too, Chef. Let's play again!

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JO: I may be persistent, but Zoey is a beast in challenges. I need her on my side. Consider that your warning, Zoey. Another denial would give your husband a one-way ticket off this island.

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Chris is the only one left at the Campfire Area.

CHRIS: Six are gone but eighteen remain! Who will leave the game next time on Total! Drama! Pahkitew's Revenge! Chef! Stop playing with Izzy! I need my bed-time story read to me!

Episode 8: Fashion Freak-Out
CHRIS: Last time on Total Drama Pahkitew's Revenge:

The teams were woken up way too early for our haunted-theme challenge. Not only did Chef play Mama Alien, but our monstrous psycho, Izzy, played a part. Good times.

Jo threw Cameron down a ravine and he managed to come out of that with a broken leg. Jasmine and Shawn stayed with Cameron until the rest of his team came to get him. Even though staying with Cameron cost the Dragons a first-place finish, they managed to win when the Unicorns lost more people than the Dragons.

Both Jo and Zoey begged Harold to vote their way and Harold made the choice that shocked the whole game. Yep. Cameron is out of here! And I did not see that coming. Just kidding! I did. Right when his leg broke.

We are down one Bubble-Boy, but have 18 remarkable contestants left! Who's staying? Who's going? Who is going to modify my wardrobe? All these questions and more will be answered right here on Total! Drama! Pahkitew's Revenge!

Intro Song

Chris called all the contestants to the meeting area. The log seats were replaced with bleachers that was facing the amphitheater. Chris is on stage with Chef and a curtain circling around someone or something.

CHRIS: Contestants, for two seasons, we here at Total Drama did a fashion show. So it makes sense for us to do one again.

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BRICK: Yes! Finally! I've been waiting for my redemption! Last time, I barely made it to the next episode because of my fashion details. Ever since I finished fashion school, I am ready!

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ZOEY: (to Mike) Think Chris is going to give us actual models?

MIKE: I don't know.

CHRIS: Actual models? Not in your dreams, Zoey. In fact, I was going to have this be a throwback to the fashion show back in Revenge of the Island, but lawyers and legal fees, blah, blah, blah. So, one person from each team will be your model.

LESHAWNA: So what's with the curtain?

CHRIS: Your designs will be judged by three people. Me, Chef, and today's guest star, or guest model, Justin!

The curtain drops and Justin stands there. He smiled.

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OWEN: There are very few people that can survive in the cold winter without their shirt. Justin can make the snow into winter! Man, that guy is hot!

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Still in Confessional

ALEJANDRO: Ah, Justin. He texted me after the All-Stars on how he was envious of my natural looks and brains. I will admit that he is hot, but I am hotter.

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CHRIS: You will be judge on three categories. We each will give you a total of five points, making the highest possible score 15 points per round or 45 points total. Your sewing materials and fabrics are waiting for you back at your shelters.

DAVE: And the categories are...?

CHRIS: The categories will be day-wear, which is clothes you wear everyday; swimwear, and nightwear. Anymore questions? No? Good! Now go!

The Unicorns discussed who their model should be.

JO: Anybody who is good at modeling, please raise your hand. (Nobody raises their hand.) Really? Do you guys actually want to lose?

MIKE: If it means voting off the person who broke her teammate's leg, then yes.

JO: Cameron was dead weight to begin with. But keep in mind that the other team has two more players than us. Do you really want to expand their lead? We wouldn't stand a chance!

ZOEY: Why don't we have Alejandro be our model? He's the most beautiful one on this team.

ALEJANDRO: I prefer to have the word "handsome" as an adjective. However, you do not want me to be your model. One of the judges isn't very found of me. In fact, he is quite envious. Besides, all three judges are males. We should have a beautiful, young lady take the model position.

Everyone looks at Gwen.

GWEN: Why is everyone looking at me? If you expect me to model, you can forget it.

ALEJANDRO: But you managed to keep DJ in the game.

GWEN: Only because everyone likes DJ more than Lindsay! I am not modeling.

JO: Don't look at me. I ain't the one for fashion.

DAVE: So, its either Sky or Zoey? Weird.

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DAVE: No matter what, we lose. The other team has more fashionable people. The only possible candidate that we have is Alejandro, and he doesn't even want to do it! Guess its time for people to start gathering votes to keep themselves in the game.

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The Dragons are discussing on who should be their team's head designer instead of the model.

ANNE MARIA: I am telling you guys. I got this. I know fashion like the back of my hand.

BRICK: Oh yeah? Tell me, how many fashion classes did you take? Because I know I know more about fashion than what you do! Oh yeah! Fashion school rules!

ANNE MARIA: If you think you have what it takes, then bring it on, Brick! I ain't afraid of you!

JASMINE: Whoa! Simmer down, guys.

DAKOTA: Shouldn't we pick our model first?

SCOTT: If you didn't mention that, the target would've stayed on them.

JASMINE: But Dakota is right. We do need a model first. Do we have any volunteers?

TOPHER: Allow me. Modeling is second nature to me.

JASMINE: Are you sure? Chris isn't that fond of you after last time.

TOPHER: Relax. Its not like he's going to judge poorly on me.

LESHAWNA: We're talking about Chris, right? He can hold a grudge like you wouldn't believe.

SAMEY: So, what about our model?

DAKOTA: I can do it. If I wasn't in a match or with Sam, I was posing for magazine covers and cereal boxes.

LESHAWNA: Works for me.

SHAWN: Okay, but now we got a bigger problem. Who's taking control of the team?

LESHAWNA: Hmm... Boy, that is a problem.

OWEN: Can't we split the leadership up?

LESHAWNA: Say what now?

JASMINE: Owen, can you be a bit more specific?

OWEN: Why don't we have three people take the leadership position and each one will do one of the categories?

JASMINE: And I thought it was Noah who had the bright ideas out of the two of you. Great going!

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OWEN: I know I may not be the smartest one here, but during the race, I gained some smarts from Noah. That is if he wasn't swooning over Emma. Oh, by the way, he left his picture of Emma when he left! Don't worry, buddy! Owen will keep it safe for you!

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Sky posses while several people measure her.

SKY: Tell me why I was chosen as the model again?

HAROLD: Because we all voted and assumed you were the better model.

SKY: (annoyed) great.

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SKY: Both Zoey and I know that if either of us was chosen to be the team's model, we would face a challenge trying to stay another night. If we lose, all responsibility falls on us.

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Still in Confessional

ZOEY: I do feel bad for Sky, really. But the team voted and she was the number one pick. Sorry, again.

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GWEN: And we are down with the measurements. Sky, you should sit because you are going to be standing for quite some time.

Sky sat down. The rest of the team divided themselves into two teams of two and one team of three. Zoey and Gwen were to do the swimwear, Mike and Harold were to do the nightwear, and Dave, Alejandro, and Jo were to do the day-wear. Each of them gathered the fabric that they need and started to make the clothing.

Over at the Dragons, it was decided that Anne Maria should lead the team in the swimwear department, Topher in the day-wear, and Brick in the night-wear. The first thing the team started to make was the day-wear.

TOPHER: All right, guys. We need to make this look fresh and modern. So we need a shirt that depicts the sky and the earth. Can you guys get it down?

ANNE MARIA: Yes, Mr. Bossy.

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ANNE MARIA: Thankfully, I had to deal with that train-wreck for a short while. But my idea for the swimwear will be the best that there will be no way the judges won't give me a perfect score.

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Both teams finished with the day-wear and moved on to the swim-wear. For the Unicorns, Zoey, Gwen, and Sky were inside the girl's changing booth helping Sky get her swimsuit properly fitted. The rest of the team is outside to make some comments about the swimsuit. Dave was beyond excited.

MIKE: Are you alright, Dave?

DAVE: Of course I am! This is the first time I'll see Sky in a swimsuit!

The changing room opened. Sky walked out and posed in the leopard-style bikini that Zoey and Gwen made for the contest. The team looked and judged for themselves.

DAVE: Does the design have to be leopard skin?

ZOEY: We originally had it to be a pink bikini, but somebody took the fabric for that with the nightwear.

MIKE: Oh, come on, Zoey! Our design needed majority to be pink! Gotta have that team spirit!

GWEN: There aren't a lot of swimwear that features leopard skin. So the chances of high points are huge with this.

ZOEY: Anybody else?

JO: Can we let Mike and Harold finish the pj's so we can judge them?

ZOEY: Works for me. Gwen?

GWEN: I don't see anything wrong with it.

Sky went back in and changed into her regular clothes. Over at the Dreadful Dragons' shelter, it was Anne Maria's turn to lead in the swimwear.

ANNE MARIA: So we need to win big and I have just the plan. A one piece.

LESHAWNA: Excuse me? A one-piece swimsuit? Is that your whole plan or will there be color involved?

ANNE MARIA: Hey, who's the fashion master around here? That's right. Its me. So why don't you shut your trap and let the master work. Hm?

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LESHAWNA: Anne Maria might be annoying, but I should be glad she ain't no Heather. But she is getting up there, though.

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Taking the team's and Samey for help, Anne Maria went up to the team's tree house and started to work on the swimsuit for Dakota.

SCOTT: Dang it! How come all the girl talk happens when I'm nowhere near them!

OWEN: Does somebody need a hug?

SCOTT: No thank you.

After some time, Anne Maria and Samey came down. Samey looked embarrassed about the swimsuit she and Anne Maria made.

ANNE MARIA: Ladies, gentlemen, Scott, here's our fabulous model coming down with our ride to victory!

When Dakota came down, everyone was speechless. Dakota, like Samey, was embarrassed at the pink swimsuit with yellow flowers that dotted it.

ANNE MARIA: Well? What do you think?

Brick fainted.

DAKOTA: I think Brick's answer is obvious.

ANNE MARIA: The model does not have an opinion here! So? Tell me the truth. Am I great or am I fabulous!

SHAWN: Great isn't a word I would use to describe that.

ANNE MARIA: Really? Then what word describes that?

SHAWN: Garbage.

ANNE MARIA: And this is coming from somebody who didn't bring a change of clothes to this season. So, anybody else? No? Then its settled. You can change now, Dakota.

DAKOTA: Um, I think you need a new-

ANNE MARIA: I said you can change, Dakota! Don't make me repeat myself!

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SAMEY: I don't know who to feel sorry for. Dakota or the swimsuit?

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Both teams worked on the nightwear. Mike and Harold made a pink variation of Mike's pajamas. As for the Dragons, Brick didn't have time to add finishing touches to it because Chris called for the judging to begin.

Chris pulled Shawn and Harold from their teams to announce what their models will be wearing to the judges. The rest of the team, with the exception of the models, are front stage watching the fashion show.

CHRIS: So let us start out with the day-wear. Dragons, you're up.

Dakota came out with a dress. The bottom of it is green as grass with the top being blue and dotted with clouds and a yellow sun right on the stomach,

SHAWN: Dakota is wearing a dress designed by Topher. It represents the connection between the sky and the earth as every color represents a sunny day, making the sun shine every day.

JUSTIN: I must say, it is very nice. I give it a four.

CHEF: Four.

CHRIS: These two don't know fashion like I do. I give it a five. Congrats, Dragons, you scored thirteen points on that. Unicorns, you're up.

Dakota went backstage to change into her swimsuit where Sky came out. She is wearing overalls and a red long-sleeved shirt.

HAROLD: Sky is wearing a farmer's outfit designed and created by Dave, Alejandro, and Jo. This, like, represents and supports farmers everywhere.

CHRIS: I give it a three. Not original, but not bad.

CHEF: Chris, you know nothing about fashion! Its a two.

JUSTIN: I must say that the one look I can't pull off is the farmer look. But the outfit is out-of-style, but you brought it back, Sky. I give it a four!

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SKY: I can't believe that an actual model thinks that I made a farmer's look look modern! I don't know if I'm happy or worried.

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CHRIS: Next is the swimwear and what is that!?!?

Dakota came out in the swimsuit Anne Maria made. The three judges looked horrified when Dakota started posing in front of them.

JASMINE: That can't be good.

SHAWN: Designed by Anne Maria, this swimsuit is the best on a get away trip to a local paradise.

CHRIS: I want to get away from that. I give it a two.

CHEF: You're getting soft, Chris. Its a one.

JUSTIN: I don't think that even the most desperate guy would ask a girl with that on a date. Its a one.

ANNE MARIA: What!?!

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ANNE MARIA: Just who thinks that my design is horrible? It's fabulous! Its modern!

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Still in Confessional

DAKOTA: Just a reminder, Anne Maria, we would get more points if we had it green to support the team!

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CHRIS: Hopefully Sky can save us from that nightmare.

Sky emerged and starting posing in the bikini Gwen and Zoey made.

HAROLD: Sky is posing in a leopard bikini that was made by Zoey and Gwen. This gives the wearer a ferocious personality whenever they, like, wear it to the beach.

CHRIS: Very nice idea, Unicorns. Its a four!

CHEF: Leopard does not work for swimwear. Its a one.

JUSTIN: It looks good, but the leopard just doesn't work for water. Sun-bathing? Yes. So I am giving it a three.

CHRIS: Okay. So it looks like the teams are tied at seventeen points each. Let us see if the nighware will decide the winning team of this challenge.

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SAMEY: I'm starting to get a bit nervous. We haven't really seen Brick's design. I just hope fashion school helped.

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Dakota came out in some short shorts and a shirt that ends just at the belly button. The colors are military green and the design is camo.

SHAWN: Inspired and designed by our lovable military man himself, this female pajama would get you ready to tackle some sleep.

CHRIS: That is by far worse than Anne Maria's! It's a one.

CHEF: Chris! You know as much as fashion as Justin knows math. Dragons, it is a three.

JUSTIN: Well, it was going to be a three, until Chef said that. So I am giving you a two because that is not good enough for a four.

CHRIS: Dragons, your score is 23! Unicorns, you need six to tie, seven to win.

Sky came out in the pink version of Mike's pajamas.

HAROLD: Designed and made by yours truly, beat-boxing legend, the master of awesome, Harold! And some help from Mike, this is a simple pajama that any peppy girl should have. Whether it is for a slumber party or just for sleep. Sizes may vary.

CHRIS: Isn't that a pink version of Mike's pajamas? Unoriginal. Two points.

CHEF: I give it a three.

JUSTIN: Well I may not be a fan of him, but the best thing about Mike, for me, is his pajamas. So that is why I am giving you a five..

CHRIS AND CHEF: What?

CHEF: (to Chris) I told you Lindsay would've been better.

CHRIS: She missed her flight. Justin was in town. Ahem! Congratulations to the Unicorns! And, as a reward, Justin here has a surprise.

Justin stands up.

JUSTIN: My agent has informed me of a clothing empire that needs new designs. So I had the idea of using this to promote the Total Drama brand. And the winning team would be modeling in the clothes that they made on this month's Clothes Empire magnizine and next year's calendar!

The Unicorns erupted in cheer.

DAKOTA: Seriously?

ANNE MARIA: Oh, no!

CHRIS: Don't worry, Dragons. Even the losers will have their reward tonight. Well, except for one of you. See you guys, tonight!

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BRICK: (sighs) Well, this is it. I tried redeeming myself and I blew it. And with my alarm clock going off the past few days, there is no way my team would keep me in. Maybe I should stick with being in the military. I do better there than I do at fashion.

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Still in Confessional

DAKOTA: This is the worst time I had modeling in front of camera!

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Still in Confessional

TOPHER: How did we lose? I had the best score out of anyone! And we still lost! How is that even possible!?!

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The Dragons made it to the Campfire Area that night. So far, Owen, Scott, Jasmine, LeShawna, Shawn, and Samey have received their marshmallows. The last four, Anne Maria, Brick, Dakota, and Topher, wait hoped that they are the three that are safe.

CHRIS: I see that all four of you have some form of you guys losing. But still safe with no votes and the highest amount of points earned in the challenge is Topher.

TOPHER: (catches his marshmallow) Yes!

CHRIS: Also safe with no votes is Dakota.

Dakota catches her marshmallow.

DAKOTA: Yea!

Brick stands up.

BRICK: Well, its been fun. I'll see you guys around.

CHRIS: What are you doing, private?

BRICK: Sir, I know I am the one the team voted for. With me losing the challenge and with my alarm clock, I don't see how I can stay in!

CHRIS: Yeah. Those reasons are good to vote you out. But, truth be told, you're safe. Anne Maria, see you later!

ANNE MARIA: What!?

BRICK: I'm in? (catches the final marshmallow) I'm in! Yes!

ANNE MARIA: There must be some mistake! I demand a re-vote!

CHRIS: I counted them twice. It was six to four. See ya.

Anne Maria started to go on a rant. Annoyed, Chris and Chef grabbed one of Anne Maria's arms and dragged her to the Boat of Losers. They threw her in and the boat started to leave.

CHRIS: Well, that was the freakiest episode yet! But tune in next time when somebody else gets the Boat of Losers here on Total! Drama! Pahkitew's Revenge!

Episode 9: Pump Out the Jelly
CHRIS: Last time on Total Drama Pahkitew's Revenge:

The teams were bond to a fashion show challenge with three main parts: everyday wear, nightwear, and swimwear. The Dragons got on a rocky start when they were couldn't decide who was a better designer, Brick or Anne Maria. The Unicorns had trouble with deciding on a model.

When the fashion show came, Topher managed to score major points for his team and got the highest score out of all time. But Anne Maria's swimsuit was HORRID and Brick's army pajamas couldn't beat the leopard bikini designed by Gwen and Zoey and Mike's and Harold's pajamas.

In other words, the Unicorns got their third win this season. Despite Brick being the main target with his alarm clock and losing the challenge for his team, Anne Maria, with the lowest score with her swimsuit, was sent packing.

We have seventeen contestants remain in this game. Tonight, one of them will be cut out of service. Who's going to get the dishonorable discharge? Find out right now on Total! Drama! Pahkitew's Revenge!

Intro Song

Both teams slept soundly. When the time was 6:00 AM, military trumpets sounded, waking everyone up.

CHEF: Attention maggots! I want you at the meeting zone at 0600 hours! That means now, soldiers, NOW!

Chef was in his military outfit when the teams arrived still tired and hungry for breakfast.

GWEN: Where's Chris?

CHEF: Chris had important matters to attend to and he won't be back until further notice. In the mean time, you suckers are stuck with me!

---CONFESSIONAL STATIC---

GWEN: The Chef challenges are the hardest. Those who are already voted out have it lucky. They don't have to deal with a Chef challenge.

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Still in Confessional

JO: The Chef challenges provides each team who is fit to continue and who is fit to leave. We already lost four suckers and I wouldn't mind sacking of either Dave first. But all that depends on whether or not Zoey agrees to an alliance first.

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The contestants were in front of a large obstacle coure. From the starting point, it includes monkey bars, tires, a rope swing, a verticle climb over the wall, a barbed wire crawl, and a fifty meter dash back to the start.

SCOTT: What is this for?

CHEF: This here will be to separate the strong from the junk. One team at a time will run this course until four contestants from each team remain. The eight contestants who stuck it in this challenge will move on to the second part.

SHAWN: What about the rest of us.

CHEF: Dismissed.

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SHAWN: Yeah... I have no clue what he meant.

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JASMINE: Can you be a bit more specific?

CHEF: Boathouse. Eating chum. No blankets or pillows. Just the clothes on your back.

DAKOTA: For how long?

CHEF: Until the winning team is declared.

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JO: Wow. Chef isn't playing around. Who knows how long this challenge would take! But it will give me the the opportunity to weed out the weakest players on the team.

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The Dragons, because they have the most contestants out of both teams, was to go first on the course. Chef ordered the team to run and they started to run the course. Topher was the first one on the monkey bars. He made it halfway before he fell.

CHEF: Congratulations, Private Topher. You became the first person to enter the boathouse.

TOPHER: But I fell!

CHEF: In war, if you fall, it could mean your life.

Instead of arguing, Topher shoved his hands in his pockets and walked off towards the boathouse.

---CONFESSIONAL STATIC---

TOPHER: This is just too great! Not only will I be deemed as the weakest one on the team, but I can't have my number one source of staying in this game with me! There needs to be a person who nobody on the team would mind voting for. But who?

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Owen was the last Dragon to reach the monkey bars. As soon as he swung on the first bar, it broke.

OWEN: Oh, come on!

CHEF: Owen. Make your way to the boathouse. Now.

OWEN: (saluting) Sir! Yes! Sir!

Owen jogged towards the boathouse. Meanwhile, the other Dragons did the course a few more times before two more fell off. LeShawna fell at the wall climb and Dakota tripped on the wires.

Back at the boathouse, Topher sat down with the back on the wall, plotting. Owen came in.

TOPHER: Owen! You're a sight for sore eyes. Which is perfect!

OWEN: I know! Wait. What am I perfect for?

TOPHER: Nevermind that. So tell me, how is everybody else?

OWEN: Beats me. I broke the monkey bars. (Owen showed Topher the broken bar he had in his hand.) It's crazy, am I right?

TOPHER: Totally crazy.

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TOPHER: Here I was, with my back against the wall, when Owen walked in! I can easily get Samey's vote which would lead to Jasmine's and Shawn's vote. Now all I need is for one more vote for it to work out well. And if I'm that good, I'll think I'll make the only vote not for Owen Owen's.

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Back at the obstacle course, the remaining five Dragons raced and avoided not to fall. Shawn easily ran through the course with Jasmine on his tail. Samey, who was behind the pact, made it to the monkey bars for her fifth time. Shawn, who was on the bars for the seventh time, was right behind her. Samey soon stopped in the middle.

SHAWN: You okay, Samey?

SAMEY: I feel like I'm about to fall off.

SHAWN: Hold on. Pretend you're fifty feet up in the air with a horde of zoms right below you. Swing, Samey, swing!

Samey tried to swing to the next bar, but her arms became tired. She lost her grip and fell in the mud.

SHAWN: Or, fall into the mud. That works, too. Hey, no hard feelings!

Chef blew his whistle.

CHEF: Samey! Get your butt over to the boathouse, pronto! Rest of you, get on the bench. Unicorns, your turn for the course is up!

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SAMEY: I felt like I did pretty good. I mean, I am not the strongest, but at least I can spend some time with Topher! (she shrieked),

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The Dragons and Unicorns swapped places.The Unicorns soon started running as soon as Chef gave the word. Harold was the first Unicorn to reach the monkey bars.

HAROLD: Time to show off my skills!

Harold jumped for the first available rung, which was the second. He then swung himself to the final rung but fell short and landed face first into the mud.

HAROLD: (gagging up mud) Dang it!

Dave looked ahead and saw Harold covered in the mud.

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DAVE: Its no big deal. Mud is use at beauty salons, so its not like I have to be worried about getting dirty or anything.

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Dave reached the monkey bars after Zoey had just finished. He made it close to finishing before losing his grip and falling on his back into the mud.

DAVE: I...feel...so...dirty.

CHEF: Private Dave, boathouse.

Mike and Zoey, trailing behind the pack, finally reached the vertical climbing wall. Zoey made it half-way before she sneezed on the rope made of dog hair.

ZOEY: Ouch.

MIKE: Zoey! Are you okay?

ZOEY: Yeah, I- ow. I'll see you later.

---CONFESSIONAL STATIC---

ZOEY: I don't what type of rope the military uses, but I bet that the ropes aren't made from dog hair.

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The remaining five unicorns raced the course a few more times. Eventually, Mike lost his grip on the rope swing, sending him to the boat house.

CHEF: Mike, boathouse. Rest of you, I will see you all tonight for round two.

Mike enters the boathouse. Everyone but Topher and Samey was there giving Owen their chum. Owen gobbled all of it up.

OWEN: Oh, that hit the spot! (burps)

MIKE: Uh, where's Topher and Samey?

DAKOTA: Chef only lets two of us leave for a restroom break.

LESHAWNA: And let me tell you, something, Mike. The roof is gone and I believe its supposed to rain hard tonight.

MIKE: What makes you say that.

LESHAWNA: My elbow always acts funny when it rains. It never missed one storm in my life. We better hope somebody comes back with something or we are going to get rained on hard.

On their way back from the bathrooms, Tophar and Samey flirted with one another.

TOPHER: I'm serious. Between you and you're sister, you will always be my number one.

SAMEY: Topher! I-

TOPHER: Can't speak? I know. Listen, I'm afraid that there is a plot to get me out of the game.

SAMEY: What?

TOPHER: Yeah. A plot! Can you believe that! Anyways, I was hoping you can help me with that. I am thinking that one of those out to get me is Owen.

SAMEY: Owen?

TOPHER: I'm not sure. I do know that he isn't the leader. But in order to see people's reactions, I need him gone. That way, I know who is against me.

SAMEY: So, what can I do?

TOPHER: You are close with Jasmine and Shawn. Therefore I need you to convince them to vote with me and Owen.

SAMEY: But you need at least five for you to stay in the game! How are you going to-

TOPHER: Leave that to me, Sammy.

Topher leaned over and kissed Samey on the check. Samey covered the cheek with her hand as Topher walked away.

---CONFESSIONAL STATIC---

SAMEY: Did you see that? Topher called me "Sammy" instead of "Samey!" And he kissed me! This is starting to be the best season of Total Drama since the World Tour!

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Still in Confessional

TOPHER: Samey is like my aunt's dog. She loves all the attention I give her and a little flattery and name calling would keep her closer. A little kiss is nothing. I am holding the leash on Samey. And when I don't want the dog anymore, I let the leash go.

---CONFESSIONAL STATIC---

Later that evening, it started to downpour. Those in the boathouse huddled together to stay warm. But over at the meeting area, Chef has a surprise for the remaining eight contestants still in the challenge.

CHEF: A part of battle is that it can last all night.

GWEN: Didn't we already do leechball?

CHEF: I wasn't done talking.

GWEN: Well, sorry.

CHEF: And in order for you guys to stay awake, we will do the Awake-a-thon challenge!

SKY: You can't be serious!

CHEF: Oh, I am. And if I see one eye closed more than two seconds, you are in the boathouse. As for Shawn, if you manage to be sleeping with your eyes closed, you are out. Last two members from each team will compete in the final part of the challenge.

SHAWN: Oh, come on! Can you say that without singling me out!

JASMINE: Psst. You're the only one that sleeps with both eyes open.

SHAWN: Oh.

Hours in the rain passed away. Everyone tried so hard to keep their eyes open. Morning came and the rain stopped.

JO: Finally!

Scott tries hard to keep his eyes open and soon falls to the ground sleeping. Chef came over and kicked Scott awake.

SCOTT: Paps? Is that you?

CHEF: Boathouse, Sleeping Ugly.

Scott left to go to the boathouse. The challenge went on for a few more hours. Eventually, Gwen gets up and walks to the boathouse.

GWEN: I'm out. See you guys later.

JO: Who said you can quit? Stay here and finish the game!

GWEN: If you were me, you'll do the same, Jo.

---CONFESSIONAL STATIC---

GWEN: I've won the Awake-a-thon and Chef's boot camp back in season one for my team. And I am in no need to repeat those wins.

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Alejandro looks at Shawn. Shawn's eyes were red and Shawn was blurting out random things.

SHAWN: It's okay, Mr. Benson. I'll take your cat from you. You have nothing to worry about.

JASMINE: Shawn! Are you alright?

Jasmine tapped Shawn. Shawn flinched and slapped Jasmine.

SHAWN: Ah! Danger! (part where Shawn slapped Jasmine.) Huh? Oops. Sorry, Jasmine.

JASMINE: Mistakes do happen.

CHEF: Shawn, were you sleeping?

SHAWN: What? Of course not! I can stay awake longer than anybody else here!

ALEJANDRO: A person doesn't need to blink if he sleeps with his eyes open. And if a person does not blink, then the moisture from his eyes would evaporate leaving the eyes red.

SHAWN: What? Did you read a science textbook before coming?

ALEJANDRO: I sleep with one eye open. I know how read one eye's become after the first few years. Thankfully, I've done it since I was six.

CHEF: (angrilly) Shawn...

SHAWN; I'll make my way to the boathouse, now.

---CONFESSIONAL STATIC---

SHAWN: Oh, come on, Alejandro! You could've let this one slide?

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Still in Confessional

ALEJANDRO: I could've let this one slide. My biggest competition for me right now is Sky and Jo. Even if I did say nothing, Shawn could pose a threat for me in the next challenge. I better keep my wits about me. Besides, all I have to worry about now is staying awake longer than Sky or Jo.

---CONFESSIONAL STATIC---

Thirty more minutes passed. Chef allowed Jasmine and Brick, the two remaining Dragons, to get some rest in their team's shelter. The Unicorns coudn't and was forced to stay in the meeting area until one gave up. Eventually, one did close their eyes.

CHEF: The jungle river was full of crocodiles. My troop was forced to walk through the deadly waters. 25 of us walked in, 25 of us got out.

JO: (yawns) Can you please shut your trap. It's bad enough as it is.

CHEF: Who are you to tell me what to do, soldier? Oh? What's that? Jo! Alejandro! I will see both of you at 1600 hours.

Chef walked over and woke up Sky.

CHEF: Boathouse. Your time is done.

When Sky walked into the boathouse, Owen, Gwen, and Scott were asleep the rest were just sitting around eating chum. Sky laid down in a corner and fell asleep.

DAVE: She is cute when she sleeps.

MIKE: Who? Sky? Yeah, I guess.

DAVE: Guess? What do you mean "guess?"

Mike looks over at Zoey trying to swallow the chum.

MIKE: In case if you forgot, I'm already taken.

DAVE: So?

MIKE: Zoey's within earshot. Besides, Sky is in love with you and you're in love with Sky. I can help you only so far before Zoey might think I might be cheating on her.

DAVE: You're paranoid, aren't you?

MIKE: If you had multiple personalities, being paranoid is the least of your worries.

Owen is slowly waking up.

OWEN: Don't eat the cake, Noah! Alejandro poisoned it! No. No. (Owen wakes up screaming) NOOO! NOAH!

Topher, Samey, and Zoey ran to Owen.

ZOEY: Owen, what's wrong!

OWEN: I had this dream where (It's time for Owen's animation! So picture every known person as one of Owen's drawings.) Noah and Emma were at their wedding. They had just about to cut the cake when I saw poison in the trash. I quickly tried to warn them, but it was too late! Alejandro had poisoned Noah! (back to reality)

ZOEY: What would Alejandro have against Noah? Noah's gone.

OWEN: What do you mean he's gone!?!

ZOEY: Eliminated. I meant he's gone game-wise.

TOPHER: Do you need a hug?

OWEN: Really? (hugs Topher super tight.) Thank you, thank you, thank you!

TOPHER: Don't mention it.

---CONFESSIONAL STATIC---

TOPHER: Yep. Owen has got to go. If he hugs me again, I could be evacuated for broken ribs. Can you imagine being medically evacuated just because somebody hugged you? That has to be the worst way to leave the game.

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Still in Confessional

ZOEY: Its so nice for Topher to be kind to Owen. I always thought he was more stuck-up and cared more about his looks. Boy was I wrong.

---CONFESSIONAL STATIC---

When 1600 hours came (It's basically 4 PM for those of you who don't know military time), Chef ordered the remaining four contestants to hang down from branches. Four interns are standing nearby with a large crate crate behind each and every one of them.

CHEF: For each fifteen minutes that passes, the interns and I will give you a nasty surprise.

JO: Oh? And what that might be?

CHEF: You'll see.

---CONFESSIONAL STATIC---

JO: This is it! The last part of the challenge! All I need to do is to outlast Brick and Jasmine. Brick I know I can beat. Jasmine is more of a challenge.

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Fifteen minutes have passed and the first crate was opened. Five squirt guns came out.

JASMINE: Are those water guns? What are you going to do with water guns?

CHEF: Oh, you'll see. Interns, pump out the jam!

The interns and Chef sprayed jams of five different flavors onto the four contestants. Jasmine made a sudden movement and fell off the branch. After a minute of spraying the contestants with the jam, Chef and the interns stopped. Jasmine took a seat on the bench.

JO: Hey, Brick! Think you can outlast me?

BRICK: Are you kidding? I can stay like this for days!

---CONFESSIONAL STATIC---

BRICK: Back at the academy, my drill sergeant would force us to hang upside for days until one person was left upside down. I always come in third! First and second were taken by the Bishop twins.

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An hour has passed and Chef had sprayed the contestants with milk, ice cold water, and sewage. The three remaining contestants stank, but held on.

JO: Hey Leggo-Me-Fake-o. Think you can last longer than Brick?

BRICK: I see you are giving up. That's alright for me. There's no shame in giving up.

JO: Giving up? Nope. Just can't hold on.

Jo fell down and want straight for the bench.

CHEF: I expected a lot more out of you, soldier.

JO: I can't take the weight any longer.

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ALEJANDRO: Its not like Jo to quit or give up when the tough gets going. Something must be on her mind.

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JO: I ain't that stupid, Alejandro. I forgot that you sleep with one eye open when you framed Heather. But after this morning, I realized what you did. Call it sabatoge, but I hope Brick wins. That way, the blame will be on Alejandro!

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The last crate was open. Chef and the interns sprayed Brick and Alejandro with hot sauce.

BRICK: Is that hot sauce?

CHEF: Indeed, son. Indeed.

The two males fought for another two hours. Eventually, the reuse of the squirt guns couldn't knock them off. So Chef had a different strategy to get one of them off the branch.

CHEF: I do admit you two are headstrong players.

'ALEJANDRO:' Without a doubt.

CHEF: However, everyone will soon get dizzy from all the blood going to their head. Dizziness would lead to your team losing and thus giving you a greater chance of leaving the game. The blood to your head. The blood to your head.

Brick fell off the branch.

CHEF: Congratulations to both of you. Brick, you did great, but you know what you did wrong?

BRICK: I fell?

CHEF: No, son. YOU LET YOUR ENTIRE TEAM DOWN! YOU ARE A DISGRACE, SOLDIER! Alejandro, congrats. Your team wins. Brick, Jasmine, I expect to see you and your losing troop at the campfire tonight.

While forging for berries, Samey talked about what happened between her and Topher the day before to Shawn and Jasmine.

SAMEY: ...And then he kissed my cheek.

JASMINE: Golly! That's great, Samey.

SAMEY: Thanks! I just wish he can be here longer.

JASMINE: Huh? Did he tell you something?

SAMEY: He told me that there was a group of people out to get him. Topher wants to get rid of their leader, but he's afraid of choosing the right person. All he knows is that Owen is part of the alliance.

SHAWN: Owen? Out of anyone for an alliance, its Owen.

---CONFESSIONAL STATIC---

SHAWN: This alliance must've bribed Owen very good. The dude is an open book! Out of everyone who competed in Total Drama, he is the second worst to keep secrets! The first being Tyler, but he isn't here, is he?

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SHAWN: I don't know about that, Samey. I mean, we do have to vote somebody out, but Owen is pretty much the worst candidate for a secret alliance partner. If the alliance was well-known, then yes. Besides, why do we need to vote off Owen?

SAMEY: Topher said that the leader's reaction would pop up.

JASMINE: I see. So the guy leading the charge against Topher would have to be in shock to find that Owen is the one leaving the game.

SHAWN: I have my doubts, but I'll agree to vote for Owen for tonight.

In the cave over by the Dragon's shelter, Topher pulled in Brick, LeShawna, and Dakota in.

TOPHER: Alright, guys. We need to vote off somebody tonight.

LESHAWNA: I say we vote off the first person on the course.

TOPHER: That's me.

LESHAWNA: Exactly.

TOPHER: Okay, you can vote for me, but wouldn't you want to vote out somebody like Owen?

DAKOTA: Owen? Why would we vote off Owen?

TOPHER: He's a fan favorite, plus he's popular with everyone. Would you bring Owen into the finale knowing that everyone likes him?

DAKOTA: Well, no, but...

TOPHER: The dude is a major threat to his game. He is easily bribed by food. If we don't take him out when we have a chance, we will never will! So, who's with me?

DAKOTA: I will.

LESHAWNA: Sure. It is business, after all.

The three of them put their hands in the middle.

TOPHER: Uh, Brick. We kind of need you to agree.

BRICK: Okay. Fine.

Brick put his hands in the middle.

TOPHER: Good. We are all in agreement.

---CONFESSIONAL STATIC---

TOPHER: Brick, Brick! Why did you hesitate? That does not look good for you! But its not my problem! You will be leaving next time we are at the campfire ceremony, Brick!

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Still in Confessional

BRICK: I may not be the one with all the brains, but I do know what Topher is doing, and I don't like it. I need to find Owen!

---CONFESSIONAL STATIC---

It was a few minutes before the Dragons had to vote. Brick managed to find Owen on a hillside.

BRICK: Owen!

OWEN: Brick! Dude! Did you came to see the sunset with me?

BRICK: Negative. I came to warn you. Topher's plotting against you.

OWEN: Oh, that's WHAT? Against me?

BRICK: I heard it straight from his mouth. He is plotting against you.

OWEN: But we hugged.

OWEN: If we act now, we can convince the others to-

The loudspeakers went on.

CHRIS: Guess who's back! Chef told me everything. Dragons, get your butts to the campfire. Somebody's heading home.

OWEN: Oh, come on! I need time!

BRICK: If we hurry, we can convince LeShawna, Dakota, and Scott to vote for Topher! Hurry!

The Dragons have already voted and awaited the marshmallows.

CHRIS: It is now time for the moment of truth. Marshmallow time! You know the routine. No marshmallow means you get a ticket off this island! For good. The following are safe: Jasmine, Dakota, Brick, Samey, Shawn, LeShawna, and Scott.

Topher looked calmly at the last marshmallow, confident that he is safe. Owen, on the other hand, was nervous about the last marshmallow.

CHRIS: And finally... Topher.

Topher caught the last marshmallow. Owen sulked.

CHRIS: Don't worry, Owen. You will be missed.

Brick watched as Owen walked away.

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BRICK: Topher's good. But all I need is for a tie so that Topher goes home. I am superior in challenges and once he's gone, the slate will be clean.

---CONFESSIONAL STATIC---

The Dragons watched as Owen boarded the Boat of Losers and disappeared over the horizion.

CHRIS: The teams are now tied with eight a piece! Who will be the next contestant off the show? Find out next time here on Total! Drama! Pahkitew's Revenge!

Episode 10: Surfs Up!
CHRIS: Last time on Total Drama Pahkitew's Revenge:

Yours truly was off the island for two days. Meanwhile, Chef forced the contestants into three rounds of military-style action. And he was brutal.

Topher couldn't handle the bars and was the first one eliminated at the challenge. But he used Samey's affection for him to get Shawn's and Jasmine's vote. That's a good play, Topher. Good play.

That night, it rained hard. And I mean hard. Hardly anybody got any sleep. But sadly, Gwen, Sky, Scott, and Shawn just couldn't help but to take a snooze and was cut from the competition. After a quick power nap, Chef had the remaining four contestants hang upside down from a tree branch while he and the interns sprayed them with whatever were in those spray bottles. Jasmine and Jo couldn't handle the pressure and drop.

Eventually, Private Brick McArthur couldn't stand the blood rush and the Unicorns soon gained another victory. While Topher was planning on voting for Owen, he did have a mole. And by mole, I meant the last Dragon in the challenge. AKA Brick.

But Brick's efforts to stop Topher was futile as Owen was voted off. The teams are now equal with eight apiece. Who's going to catch the big one and who's riding off into the sunset? Find out right now on Total! Drama! Pahkitew's Revenge!

Intro Song

Morning came. Shawn and Jasmine are picking berries without Samey.

SHAWN: So, Samey didn't want to come?

JASMINE: Surprisingly, no. But then again, she did stay up half the night flirting with Topher. So there is some logic behind that.

SHAWN: I guess.

---CONFESSIONAL STATIC---

SHAWN: On a personal level, I don't trust Topher. He's playing the game like he's Alejandro, and Samey's his puppet. As much as I care for her, she is a close friend of Jasmine, and if the issue comes up, I could wind up going home.

---CONFESSIONAL STATIC---

Over at a different berry bush, Gwen and Zoey are picking berries.

GWEN: So, how is Mike doing?

ZOEY: He's doing pretty great, other than the fact that Cameron is out. That's something I don't understand. I know Cameron's not the strongest, but keeping the person who broke his leg? Come on!

GWEN: That's what I think. And despite our friendship, I still would've voted for him if his leg is causing us from winning.

ZOEY: So, Mike is in. And I think I can pull in Sky and Dave. And with that, we have enough votes to get rid of Jo. Agreed?

GWEN: Definitely.

The two girls shook hands. Suddenly, the loudspeakers turned on.

CHRIS: Good morning, contestants! Its time for your challenge! Meet me at the beach. And make sure you're wearing your swimsuits. Things are about to get wet!

The contestants arrive at the beach in their swimsuits. They segregated themselves into their separate teams. Chris emerges from the water.

CHRIS: Aloha, contestants! It is time for your tenth challenge for this season! We are taking it to season two's beach them with a few other aquatic challenges!

LESHAWNA: Ooh. This should be good!

CHRIS: I will explain each challenge as we get to them. Your first challenge is to swim for buried treasure. Look out there.

Chris pointed out into the lake. Several buoys bobbed in the water.

CHRIS: Under each buoy is a chest. You must first untie the chest and take it to shore before you can open it. If it has chocolate coins, your team wins this round. If it has a something different, another team member will swim out to get another chest. I don't know where Chef hid both chests, so I can't really help you there.

SKY: Is there anything else in the water.

CHRIS: A few fish. Maybe a few crustaceans. Some aquatic plants. Ooh. And Fang.

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SCOTT: Of course Chris would bring in a giant, mutated shark! This is a water challenge! Why wouldn't he bring it?

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SCOTT: I-I'll go last.

LESHAWNA: Scared of a shark, aren't we?

SCOTT: You haven't met Fang.

CHRIS: All righty, campers. Choose your first victim!

The Unstoppable Unicorns huddled up.

JO: So, who's going first?

DAVE: How about a strong person.

JO: You're right. Mike, you're first.

MIKE: Wait. What just happen?

JO: You're going first into the shark-infested waters. But, no pressure.

ZOEY: Jo, I think you need to be reasonable.

JO: No, I am being reasonable. Mike, you're doing it. There, problem solved.

The Dragons already decided who would be their first person would be because they (Jasmine) quickly volunteered for it. Mike and Jasmine got ready to run into the water and swim out to the closest buoy they can get to.

CHRIS: And... go!

The first two runners ran up and searched the chests. Fang caused some delimma for Mike, giving the Dragons some more time. Jasmine reached shore with her team's chest, but it was empty. So Brick runs into the water. In the meantime, Mike, after being beaten up by Fang, reaches shore, but no luck. Eventually, all the contestants have gone except for Scott for the Dragons and Dave and Gwen for the Unicorns.

Alejandro emerges from the water with a chest. No luck.

ALEJANDRO: Not in here.

Gwen rushes out to the water. Meanwhile, Dakota emerges from the water without the coins. LeShawna and a few other Dragon members, tried loosining Scott's grip on a tree.

SHAWN: Let go, Scott! It's your turn!

SCOTT: No! You can't make me!

SHAWN: Try me!

---CONFESSIONAL STATIC---

SHAWN: Wow. I never knew Scott has that strong of a grip. I can see his fingers digging into the bark.

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Gwen emerges from the water with a chest. She opens it up.

GWEN: Yes!

CHRIS: The Unicorns take the first challenge! One more and they win!

SCOTT: Phew. (Noticing his team looking at him.) What? Did I do something wrong?

DAKOTA: I have half a brain to throw you in the water right now.

SCOTT: Good thing you don't.

Instead of Dakota, LeShawna yanks Scott off of the tree and threw him in the water. Scott surfaces.

SCOTT: That was not cool! (Sees Fang besides him. Scott screams and swims for shore as Fang is chasing him.)

---CONFESSIONAL STATIC---

LESHAWNA: Scott needs to get a grip. If we lose this challenge, it is without certain that he is going home.

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Scott manages to reach shore without being attacked by Fang. He plops down on the sand.

SCOTT: (gasping) Thanks...for...nothing...team. (plops down)

CHRIS: Thanks for joining us, Scott. Now, the next challenge is straight from season two. Build a sandcastle.

JO: And how is that a challenge?

CHRIS: Because I said so. And because I'm host, my word means more than what you have to say about it. Anyways, the best sandcastle, judged by me, wins. Dragons, if you don't get this one, I am pretty sure who's going to be eliminated.

SCOTT: The person who screws up the sandcastle?

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JASMINE: If there's one thing Scott and Max have in common, its that they don't get any hints. You can blatantly tell them the answer and they still wouldn't get it right!

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CHRIS: You guys can start building now!

Both teams separated and began working on their sandcastles. The Dragons:

TOPHER: So, uh, how high are we building this thing?

JASMINE: It needs to be a good size. Big enough to impress Chris, but not big enough to intimidate him.

TOPHER: Gee, that narrows it down. Listen, I'm going to fetch some water to help mold the castles. Is that alright?

SAMEY: Ooh! Can I come.

JASMINE: Why bother asking? We need the water.

SAMEY: Yea!

---CONFESSIONAL STATIC---

TOPHER: Samey? Heck, I would rather have Scott helping me with the water. But I do need to play along so that I can stay in the game, so...

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LeShawna and Dakota are looking for interesting items (sea shells, stones, sticks) that their team can use for the challenge.

DAKOTA: Hey, LeShawna, can I ask you a question?

LESHAWNA: Depends. What do you want to ask?

DAKOTA: I have been debating on who to vote for if we lose. I know the main target is Scott, but I want to vote out somebody else.

LESHAWNA: Girl, I did not expect this from you. Do you like Scott? Romantically, I mean.

DAKOTA: What? No! Eww. I have a boyfriend, LeShawna. I was thinking more along the lines of getting rid of somebody like Topher.

LESHAWNA: That is a huge play. If we play that, we better make sure that people are loyal, because if Topher goes, Samey won't do well, and Jasmine tends to stick for her friends. So if Jasmine isn't on our side, we have to vote her off next. And she's a huge asset to this team.

DAKOTA: I know that, but I know Shawn doesn't trust Topher.

LESHAWNA: Hold up. You mean to tell me that the only person here closer to Jasmine than Samey has trust issues with Topher? Well, that might work to our advantage.

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LESHAWNA: I thought Dakota was just a typical white girl at the mall. All talk and additude with no smarts. Boy did she prove me wrong! Voting out Topher would cripple Samey, which is something I don't want to do. But he did manage to vote out Owen, which should be raising a few flags.

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Still in Confessional

DAKOTA: I have been very distant from my team. Its like I'm not even there! But if I managed to get rid of Topher, I can probably get some recognition. I do feel bad for Samey if it works out that way.

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LESHAWNA: That's a good plan, Dakota. But I do think that making a play that big for one who doesn't have that much experience, no offense, its risky.

DAKOTA: I know its risky. But if Topher doesn't go next time we lose, then he basically have control of the team.

LESHAWNA: Unless Shawn swings. But for now, I think its safe to be in the majority of things. And if Topher finds out, we can kiss the million bucks goodbye.

At the Unicorn's section of the beach...

JO: Mike! Zoey! Hurry it up! We don't want to lose! Hurry it up, Dave! We need some more water. And has anybody seen Harold? He was supposed to be back with some sticks right now!

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MIKE: With Jo on the team, it makes me wish I had my multiple personalities back. No, instead it makes me wish that I still have Mal.

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Still in Confessional

SKY: I'm here trying to follow the rules and being a team player. But its kind of hard not to throw the challenge if somebody, named Jo, isn't doing anything except running her mouth. We get it. Now stop talking and start helping!

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Harold runs up to Jo.

JO: And where were you?

HAROLD: (gasping for air) I...was...like...searching for sticks...

JO: You could've moved any faster?

As Jo was hurling insults at Harold, Mike and Zoey watch and listen close by.

ZOEY: I should help Harold.

MIKE: Zoey, wait. Not doing anything could help Harold more.

ZOEY: Huh? How come?

MIKE: It will give him more of a reason to vote out Jo. And we can help Harold stand up for himself after.

ZOEY: I don't know, Mike. It feels wrong.

MIKE: I know. I wish I can do something, but for now, we need to win. Or look like we're winning.

Jo keeps hurling insults at Harold while Harold is walking away. Unable to keep out off it, Zoey walks up to confronts Jo.

ZOEY: Leave Harold alone, Jo.

JO: Huh? Oh, its you.

ZOEY: Yeah? Look, as much as you don't like it, if we lose, you pretty much are eliminated.

JO: Yeah? And why would the team vote me off? I'm the best!

ZOEY: You run a big game, Jo. But your mouth is bigger. Try to calm down. There are some people on the team who are thinking about sabatoging us if we do lose. And guess who's going to get voted out.

JO: Tell your hubby that I am not falling for his bluff. Nice try, though.

---CONFESSIONAL STATIC---

JO: My dad's a professional poker player. He taught me how to play when I wasn't working out. And if a contestant tries to bluff me, they have to be just a good poker player as me.

---CONFESSIONAL STATIC---

The teams have finished building their sandcastles. The Dragons build their castle that quickly resembles Buckingham Palace. The Unicorns built theirs to look like one of the Nanto Shichi Daiji temples in Japan. Chris walks over to the Dragon's sandcastle to inspect it. Meanwhile, a seagull was pecking at the Unicorn's castle.

Alejandro notices the seagull and runs over and tries to shoo it off.

ALEJANDRO: Move, seagull, move! You're not supposed to be there.

JO: Let the seagull be, Aledonkro.

ALEJANDRO: If it keeps pecking, there will be no castle to judge!

Alejandro gets ready to catch the seagull. As he lept, the seagull flew away and making Alejandro land on his team's castle. The team gasped.

ALEJANDRO: NO!

Chris walks over.

CHRIS: Darn, and that was the better castle. Point goes to the Dragons.

ALEJANDRO: But you said that our's was the better one!

CHRIS: I did. But I had no clue on what that castle was.

HAROLD: It was part of the Nanto Shichi Daiji, also known as the-

CHRIS: Nobody cares, Harold. Well, since the scores are tied, we are going to the last competition. Meet me here at sundown. And you don't have to wear your swimsuits for this challenge.

---CONFESSIONAL STATIC---

JO: That sabatoge is just what I need to get Alejandro out! He saw me sabatoge Heather and has been keeping quiet about it. If there's one thing that I don't like about Alejandro, is that he is extremely dangerous when he's quiet. I don't even trust him when he's sleeping.

---CONFESSIONAL STATIC---

Still in Confessional

ALEJANDRO: I must admit that losing was not what I intended to do. But if I feel like the team is going against me, I still have information on who really stole Gwen's diary.

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When the sun came down, Chris had Chef to have the boat of losers over to the beach where the final challenge is going to be. The contestants soon arrived when the sun was down.

JASMINE: Why is the boat of losers here?

CHRIS: Since its sundown, I figured that we can have the campfire ceremony right here. And the winning team can watch!

ZOEY: Yikes.

CHRIS: Yep. For this challenge, I need one contestant from each team to participate. They will decide which team would win.

SKY: Can we know what the challenge is before hand?

CHRIS: Nope!

The Dragons huddled up.

JASMINE: Anybody want to take this one? I would if nobody wants too.

LESHAWNA: Leave this challenge to me!

SCOTT: Great. We have the fat one carrying us to victory.

LeShawna threw Scott back into the water. Scott resurfaces. Fang surfaces and chases Scott.

SCOTT: Still not funny. (Notice Fang. Starts screaming and swims aways with Fang chasing him.)

Back on shore, LeShawna reunites with her team after throwing Scott.

LESHAWNA: Any more comments?

TOPHER: (stunned) Nope! I'm good!

SAMEY: Go LeShawna!

JASMINE: Guess its settled then.

At the Unicorn's huddle...

SKY: So, does anybody want to take this?

DAVE: Not me.

HAROLD: I will!

JO: No, you're not.

HAROLD: Aww...

MIKE: I think I will.

JO: Really? Well, you better not lose. If you do, guess who I'm voting for.

MIKE: Alejandro?

JO: After him.

---CONFESSIONAL STATIC---

MIKE: I know its a risk performing a challenge that can potentially cause your team to lose. But since Jo is the main target, I figured why not. I won't sabatoge the team, but if we do lose, then at least the worst thing that can happen is Jo voting for me.

---CONFESSIONAL STATIC---

CHRIS: All right. Would the two performers please step up? Everybody else, move close to where the sand meets the grass.

Mike and LeShawna stepped in front of Chris while everyone else sat where Chris told them to go.

CHRIS: The tiebreaker challenge will be a dance off.

LESHAWNA: A dance off? Easy! get ready to lose, Mike.

MIKE: Oh, I have a few tricks up my sleeve.

CHRIS: The best dance chosen by be wins. Who wants to begin?

MIKE: I'll let LeShawna go first.

LESHAWNA: Getting overconfident, aren't we, Mike? Alrighty, then.

LeShawna performs her dance. Everyone, except Harold, looked disgusted at that.

CHRIS: Okay... That was, interesting.

LESHAWNA: Aw, you know it was better than that.

---CONFESSIONAL STATIC---

SHAWN: Because I can't say it because she'll likely throw me into the water, but I would rather listen to Sugar's craptry than have to watch LeShawna dance again.

---CONFESSIONAL STATIC---

CHRIS: Mike, you're up.

MIKE: Alright, let's go!

Mike did a few ballet moves (yes, ballet. And because I have know clue on what the more experience moves are called, we are just going to leave them at "moves". You can draw your own conclusions on what these are.) Mike finished his dance with a split.

CHRIS: Mike, nobody dances ballet at the beach. But since you did a split, I'm giving it to you. The Unicorns win!

The Unicorns cheered.

CHRIS: And as a bonus, not only will you see the Dragons vote off one of their own, but you will have an awesome luau right here after the Dragons leave. Chef, go find Scott. He should be getting chased by Fang.

---CONFESSIONAL STATIC---

ALEJANDRO: And here I thought I was the only male here who can do splits and feel no pain.

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Chef took the boat of losers to find Scott. The Dragons sat on the beach on logs brought from the campfire area. The Unicorns sat on lawn chairs. Scott soon arrived and Chris explained how this elimination would work out.

CHRIS: There is a confessional nearby with a box, paper, and pencil in it. Write down the contestant you want voted off and put it in the box. After the votes have been casted, I will read them and burn them as soon as possible. Then its time for marshmallows. Everybody got that.

DAKOTA: Yep.

SAMEY: Yes.

TOPHER: Yes.

CHRIS: Good! Brick, you're first.

One-by-one, the Dragons made their vote. After the last vote was cast, Chris went to read them. As soon as he came back, he put the paper over the flames of a nearby torch. He took the plate of seven marshmallows from Chef and the elimination ceremony soon took place.

CHRIS: When I call your name, you get a marshmallow. The following are hereby safe for another day: Samey, Dakota, Jasmine, Shawn, Topher, and surprisingly Brick. LeShawna and Scott, I can't say I'm surprised to see you both here.

SCOTT: What can I say? The ladies just love me.

CHRIS: Courtney might be the only one besides your mother, Scott. And LeShawna, anything to say?

LESHAWNA: No matter what happens, I hold nothing against my team, or Scott, for voting me out.

CHRIS: Really?

LESHAWNA: Did I stutter, Chris?

CHRIS: No, shocked because you did through Scott into the water twice already.

SCOTT: Not to mention being attacked by F...F...Fang!

CHRIS: Nobody cares, Scott. Anyways, the final marshmallow goes to...Scott.

Scott catches the last marshmallow.

SCOTT: Sweet.

CHRIS: LeShawna, I'm sorry.

LESHAWNA: Like I said, I hold nothing against my team. But if I may do one thing before I leave?

CHRIS: Sure.

The water reflected the moon. It was soon scattered when LeShawna threw Scott in. Scott emerges.

SCOTT: Are you serious, LeShawna. (Sees Fang behind him.) Oh, hi, sharky. You don't mind if I... AAGGHH!

As Scott swims away from Fang, LeShawna claps her hands clean.

LESHAWNA: Well, I'm done with that.

LeShawna hops on the Boat of Losers and Chef drove her off the island.

CHRIS: Well, that was unexpected. But stay tune for more crazy adventures here on Total! Drama! Pahkitew's Revenge!

SCOTT: Help!

Episode 11: Daveo and Juliet
Recap

CHRIS: Last time on Total Drama Pahkitew's Revenge:

The contestants were treated to a day at the beach. First they swam for buried treasure while avoiding the jaws of a mutated shark. Thanks to Scott's fear of mutated sharks, the Unicorns secured a victory.

Then the contestants built sandcastles. The Dragons built a replication of Buckingham Palace. Which wasn't as impressive as the Unicorn's representation of a Japanese temple, which was destroyed by Alejandro. Cause of this, the teams were forced to do a tiebreaker that night.

Before the tiebreaker challenge, Dakota informed LeShawna that she was planning on eliminating Topher, in which LeShawna somewhat agreed. When the tiebreaker started, it was all out for a luau dinner and to see the other team's elimination.

It was LeShawna versus Mike. While Mike's ballet dance wasn't meant to be on the beach, it was better than LeShawna's moves, giving the Unicorns their third win in a row. Despite Scott losing the first challenge, LeShawna was sent home, but not without putting Scott next to his old pal, Fang

We are down to 15 contestants! However one more will kiss the game goodbye. Who's going to be a major kiss up? And who will get their hearts broken? Find out know on Total! Drama! Pahkitew's Revenge!

Intro Song

Dave, Mike, Zoey, and Sky were the only Unicorns in their hut. Jo was out going for a jog, Harold got into a card game with Brick, Alejandro was out for a swim, and Gwen was picking berries.

SKY: It's really nice to talk with you guys alone. I couldn't find a better time to do it if somebody else was nearby.

MIKE: We understand, Sky. So, what is it that you wanted to talk about?

SKY: Well, seeing as things are, I think us four should form an alliance. If things work out well, we can make it to the final four!

ZOEY: That sounds great! But there is a small problem, Sky. You see, Mike and I, well, we have an alliance already.

DAVE: But Cameron's already gone!

MIKE: It was a four person alliance. Cameron was the only one that was eliminated so far.

SKY: Doesn't matter to me. If they are a friend of your's, then they are a friend of mine.

DAVE: Uh, Sky?

SKY: Not now, Dave. So, will you accept our alliance?

MIKE: I don't see why not?

ZOEY: If you put it that way, Sky, I don't see any reason to say no. It's a deal!

---CONFESSIONAL STATIC---

SKY: Finally! I finally made an alliance with Mike and Zoey. That's probably good enough to make it to the final five. The other guys won't even stand a chance against us!

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While Mike, Sky, Zoey, and Dave leave, Jo came out from behind the hut. She looked as both couples separated.

ALEJANDRO: What are you doing?

JO: Ah! Oh, it's you. You just startled me.

ALEJANDRO: Yes, I can startle people. So, why don't you tell me what it is you are doing.

JO: We need to get one of them out.

ALEJANDRO: One of who?

JO: Zoke and Skave just formed an alliance. If we lose, best case scenario is a tie. Worst case scenario, I get voted off.

ALEJANDRO: Interesting. Well, I should see what I can do about that.

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ALEJANDRO: This is where I am at a stand still. If I go with Jo, there is a chance that she might swing with that alliance in an attempt to vote me off. Or I can join her, but she still has the choice of flipping the votes to cause my elimination. Basically, all I'm stuck is which poison I can survive the longest after drinking.

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Both teams arrived at the meeting area.

CHRIS: Who here remembers season two's fairy tale challenge? (several contestants raise their hand) Good. Today, we are taking things up a notch. We are doing a romantic comedy challenge.

DAKOTA: Oh my gosh! Really?

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DAKOTA: I love romantic comedies! Sam can't stand them, but at least he loves me enough to watch a few movies.

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CHRIS: And what's a better romantic comedy than Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet?

ALEJANDRO: Pardon me if I'm wrong, but isn't that more of a romantic tragedy?

CHRIS: It is. However, we can't do the suicide scene. Legal wouldn't let this episode be on the air if we pull that stunt off.

SHAWN: So where is the comedy in Romeo and Juliet?

CHRIS: Shakespeare gave us the romance. I am giving the play the jokes.

GWEN: Meaning us, correct?

CHRIS: Correcto. Now, as the story goes, Romeo and Juliet are from two rival families. Since there are two teams here, one team will be the Capulet family and the other would be the Montague family. Since the Unicorns won the last challenge, they are the Montague family!

DAVE: Cool. So, which one is that, exactly?

HAROLD: One of us will have to play Romeo.

DAVE: Oh.

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SKY: I am hoping Alejandro gets the part of Romeo. Dave probably won't kiss anyone besides me, I'm not sure how Zoey would react, and we are guarantee to lose if Harold gets chosen.

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Chris pulls out a small bag from his back pocket.

CHRIS: In this bag are the names of all the guys on your team. I will draw one of them out. The name that I draw out will be Romeo. Got that? Good! And the lucky guy playing Romeo is... Dave!

DAVE: What? Me?

CHRIS: Yes, Dave. You are Romeo. Good news! You get to kiss a lucky woman from the Dragons. Which I will pull out from this sack. And the lucky female is... Samey! Wow. didn't plan that out.

---CONFESSIONAL STATIC---

DAVE: So I am supposed to kiss Samey? I'm okay with that, but I am pretty sure she's already taken.

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TOPHER: I am just glad I am on the Dragon's side instead of the Unicorn's. I would've probably be stuck kissing Samey and she'll fall even deeper in love with me. And that's a cling-on that I don't want to mess with any more than what I have to.

---CONFESSIONAL STATIC---

CHRIS: Alrighty, contestants. Here is how this challenge works since we know have our Romeo and Juliet. The Capulet family would go somewhere to hide Juliet other than their fort. Then they must protect Juliet, or Samey, long enough for the challenge to be over. The Montague family would try and get Romeo to be with Juliet.

ALEJANDRO: That's not how the story goes.

CHRIS: It is if I'm directing it. Long story short, if Romeo kisses Juliet before six, the Unicorns wins. If he doesn't, Dragons win. Also, Juliet cannot refuse a kiss from Romeo.

SCOTT: How is that fair?

CHRIS: It's my idea. But then my superiors said that whoever plays Juliet won't be eliminated if her team loses. So, no matter what, Samey, you are safe. Capulets, you will have five minutes to hide Samey starting now!

The Dragons quickly ran away from the meeting area.

SKY: So, what do we do?

CHRIS: You wait. Dave? Are you okay?

DAVE: What? Oh, never better!

The Dragons rushed through the trails hoping to find a spot to hide Samey.

SCOTT: Thank goodness we don't have to hide you, Jasmine. Or else this could be really bad.

JASMINE: Was that a compliment or an insult?

SCOTT: Uh, both?

---CONFESSIONAL STATIC---

SCOTT: My paps always told me to always be honest to a woman. But he didn't tell me that they would be insulted by compliments! Who gets insulted by a compliment?

---CONFESSIONAL STATIC---

Still in Confessional

TOPHER: Scott, buddy, if you want the ladies to love you, you got to show them more respect than what you do to your fellow man. Unless you are talking to annoying cling-on who you only flirt with to stay in the game.

---CONFESSIONAL STATIC---

SHAWN: Lets see here. Samey's the smallest, so finding her a hiding place should be a tight fit.

DAKOTA: So, should we put her in the cave?

BRICK: Negatory. That's the first place they'll look. We need a place that is small enough so that Dave can't enter but small enough so where Samey can squeeze in.

SCOTT: Aren't you a marine?

BRICK: Still a cadet. Why?

JASMINE: Because you might be able to help us. What is the one place the Unicorns would never look?

SHAWN: Chris said that we can't hide Samey in our shelter. But they never said that we can't hide her in their shelter!

BRICK: Excellent! Samey, you make sure that you stay quiet while you are in there. And try to see how much information you can dig up on their team.

---CONFESSIONAL STATIC---

BRICK: With Samey being in the Unicorn's shelter, they would have to think thrice before even considering that she'll be in there. Plus, I can only learn so much about an enemy just from the television alone. So not only is it benefitting the team by hiding, but we can easily seek out the team's weak points and exploiting them! Its a perfect military tactic!

---CONFESSIONAL STATIC---

The Dragons have finally gotten Samey to the Unicorn's shelter with two minutes to go. They were surprised to find three seperate huts.

DAKOTA: Three huts? Nobody said they had three huts!

JASMINE: The smaller two must be changing rooms. Shawn, you see if you can hide Samey inside the big one. The rest of us will be on the other side of the island, around the cave. Meet us there.

SHAWN: Got it.

Samey and Shawn walked into the Unicorn's cabin. Hammocks hang from flimsy nails.

SAMEY: I wonder how they manage to stay on the hammocks?

SHAWN: Samey! Over here!

In a corner was a dresser. The space from the dresser to the wall was large enough for Samey to croutch down and hide herself in fetal position.

SAMEY: Doesn't it seem a bit easy to find me?

SHAWN: Its the only spot that we have!

Knowing that her team was counting on her, Samey didn't argue. She sat in a fetal position as Shawn moved the dresser closer to the walls.

SHAWN: Are you good?

SAMEY: Yes.

SHAWN: Okay, good. You'll stay there until the challenge is over. I have to meet up with Jasmine.

---CONFESSIONAL STATIC---

SHAWN: I could've painted myself like the tree bark and hide next to a tree. But I'm not Samey, and the choices for a hiding spot in that hut are small.

---CONFESSIONAL STATIC---

Over at the meeting area...

CHRIS: 3...2...1... Unicorns, you can know look for Juliet. (Chris talks into his megaphone) Dragons, your five minutes are up!

The Unicorns rushed out of the meeting area looking for Samey. The fate of the team rests in Dave kissing Samey. The Unicorns soon split into four teams of two: Harold and Jo, Zoey and Sky, Mike and Dave, and Alejandro and Gwen.

The team of Harold and Jo eventually reached the cave where Shawn and Brick was guarding it.

JO: Oh, this is just to good. Go in there, Harold.

HAROLD: What?

JO: Go in there and cause a diversion.

HAROLD: But what if Samey isn't in there? I mean, it will be a major downfall for them. Plus it will be to easy.

JO: Well, we just have to find out for ourselves, won't we?

Jo pushes Harold away from the brush. Shawn and Brick noticed Harold and ran towards him. Scared, Harold ran away. Meanwhile, Jo went into the cave hoping to find Samey.

JO: You know you can make it a lot easier on yourself if you slowly come out. You're safe either way!

---CONFESSIONAL STATIC---

JO: I don't see why Samey won't give herself up? We have more people looking. We're going to find her, eventually. The island isn't that big.

---CONFESSIONAL STATIC---

As Jo is searching into the cave, Alejandro and Gwen were over by the beach, searching for an unusual straw-like item that Samey can be using to breath underwater.

GWEN: I don't think Samey would be out here, Alejandro.

ALEJANDRO: Si. But this is a very opportune time. Tell me, how close are you with Mike and Zoey?

GWEN: I'm close enough where they consider me an ally. Why?

ALEJANDRO: What if I told you something that would make you lose trust in them?

GWEN: And give me one good reason why I should trust you.

ALEJANDRO: With people like me, it is always a risk. I may not be the most trustworthy competitor here, but if you are like me, you will do anything to win.

GWEN: You know, being honest is also a good way to play.

ALEJANDRO: Indeed, but I do not play honest.

GWEN: Just get on with it. What is so important that you need to tell me?

ALEJANDRO: I heard that they formed an alliance with Sky and Dave.

GWEN: You're serious, right? Sky and Dave? They aren't exactly high on my hit list.

ALEJANDRO: You're not worried?

GWEN: Not one bit. Nice try, Alejandro.

---CONFESSIONAL STATIC---

ALEJANDRO: Gwen might be laughing now, but she won't be laughing once she discovered that her so-called friends, Mike and Zoey, have voted her out of the game.

---CONFESSIONAL STATIC---

Dave and Mike went over to their team's hut. They entered the hut and Dave quickly sat on his hammock, opposite from where Samey is at.

MIKE: Aren't we supposed to be out there looking?

DAVE: Are you kidding me, Mike? How can I kiss somebody who isn't Sky?

MIKE: Just think that you are actually kissing Sky.

DAVE: Is that the same advice you gave yourself when you were kissing Anne Maria? That you were actually kissing the love of your life?

MIKE: I had multiple personalities back then. But not anymore.

As the two were talking a cockroach climbed up on Samey's face.

---CONFESSIONAL STATIC---

SAMEY: If there is one thing Amy and I have in common, its that we don't like bugs. We don't like to touch them and we don't like them crawling on us.

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DAVE: But it is still your lips touching somebody else's! I can never do that to Sky!

MIKE: You need to calm down, Dave. You aren't getting what I had to-

DAVE: Calm down? You expect me to calm down! Its this stupid challenge! I have to kiss Samey for us to win! And if we lose, the blame is on me! How can I be calm when the entire challenge is based on me cheating on SKY!

---CONFESSIONAL STATIC---

SAMEY: I feel a bit sorry for Dave. I already know that I can't leave the game unless I quit. But I wonder if I should show myself just to make Dave feel better. But my team would hate me for it! And who ever leaves the game will be entirely my fault!

---CONFESSIONAL STATIC---

Samey emerges from her spot as Mike and Dave were still arguing. Both looked dumbfounded as Samey walked up to them.

DAVE: You've been here the whole time?

SAMEY: Yep. Look, my team would be very mad at me if I showed up, but I can't be responsible for anyone's elimination that I didn't mean to.

MIKE: Isn't that part of the game?

DAVE: You played this game more times than me, and you are asking that question?

MIKE: I was being rhetorical.

DAVE: Right, Mal.

---CONFESSIONAL STATIC---

MIKE: Dave and I formed a truce a few days ago. And now it seems like Dave is trying to make me regret it! We already formed an alliance earlier this morning! I hate to go back on my word with a friend, but Dave is starting to make me wish I never agreed to that alliance!

---CONFESSIONAL STATIC---

Jo is walking back to her team's hut after finding nobody in the cave. It was a diversion set up by Brick and Shawn to begin with. She walked up to the door and saw Samey in the Unicorn's shelter with Dave!

---CONFESSIONAL STATIC---

JO: I can't believe what I just saw! Samey! In the same room as Dave! Which happened to be in my team's shelter. I don't really care right now. All Dave needs to do is to kiss Samey and we win!

---CONFESSIONAL STATIC---

Dave and Samey lean in for a kiss that can make the Unicorns win the challenge. Dave stopped moving in closer and backed up.

MIKE: Dave, what are you doing?

DAVE: I can't do it!

MIKE: Look, Dave. Just picture Samey is-

DAVE: No! I can't. I'm not kissing Samey!

JO: (to herself) No!

DAVE: And, you, Mike, have better watch your step! You can call this alliance over!

Dave walks out of the Unicorn's hut in search for Sky. Meanwhile, Jo enters the hut.

SAMEY: How long have you been there?

JO: Long enough to know who I'm voting for as well as getting some new information, eh, Mike? Consider yourself lucky, Lamey. Because if your team knew about this, you won't even stand a chance.

---CONFESSIONAL STATIC---

JO: So we lost the challenge, despite the challenge still going on. But I can guarantee my safety in this game for a while longer. I wish I can say the same for Mike and Dave.

---CONFESSIONAL STATIC---

Dave went and found Sky and Zoey over near the meeting area. Dave was panting hard.

ZOEY: Are you okay, Dave? You look exhausted.

DAVE: Of course I'm exhausted. I need to talk to Sky alone, Zoey.

ZOEY: Okay, then.

Zoey walked away.

SKY: Dave, what is it?

For an answer, Dave kissed Sky. This shocked her, but soon she started to kissing back.

DAVE: Sky, I know that I may not be the most normal person here. I may not be good enough for you. But I love you, really, and I can't imagine life without you.

SKY: I know, Dave. And I can't imagine life without you, too. By the way, did you find Samey, yet?

DAVE: Yes, but I can't kiss her.

SKY: What?

DAVE: Sky, I can't kiss her because you're the only girl I want to kiss. I don't care if I lose the game. As long as I'm with you, I'll always feel like a million bucks.

SKY: That's sweet, Dave. But you know what will be sweeter?

DAVE: What?

SKY: Winning.

DAVE: Huh?

SKY: I can forgive you for kissing Samey because its a challenge.

DAVE: You would?

SKY: Yep. Heck, I would probably do the same thing.

DAVE: Yes, you...would! Ah, crap! I'll be right back! I need to kiss Samey!

Dave ran away as Zoey soon walked up to Sky. Zoey had a smug file on her face.

SKY: What?

ZOEY: Oh, nothing. And just so you know, I understand if you vote for Mike if we lose.

SKY: Why will I vote out Mike?

ZOEY: Because if we do lose, I know that the majority will vote for Dave or Mike, and I can't vote for Mike.

SKY: So, are you saying that the alliance is over?

ZOEY: Not over, Sky. Just disbanded for the moment. If we make it through it, we can say that the alliance will be solid.

Dave rushes into the Unicorn's shelter. Mike and Jo are in there, but no Samey.

DAVE: Where's Samey?

JO: Did Davey missing his Samey? Too bad. The little twerp left.

DAVE: Where is she?

MIKE: She said something about rejoining with Topher.

DAVE: And you didn't stop her?

MIKE: Well, I-

CHRIS: (loudspeakers) And that is time! Because Dave didn't kiss Samey on time, the Dragons win! Unicorns, please decide who you're voting for and I will see you tonight.

JO: Wouldn't you know it. But at least its not my butt on the chopping block tonight.

Dave and Mike looked nerveously at each other. Later that night at the campfire ceremony, Sky, Jo, Alejandro, Gwen, Zoey, and Harold have all received their marshmallows. Dave and Mike look nerveously at the last one.

CHRIS: I can't say there isn't much love on this team. Dave, you had the opportunity to win it for your team, and you blew it. As for you, Mike, you also could've helped your team win. But, tonight, one of you will leave the game for good. And the final marshmallow goes to... Mike.

DAVE: (sighs) I knew it. Well, thanks, guys.

Dave walks out of the campfire area and into the Boat of Losers.

CHRIS: You know, I thought it would be a lot more dramatic. But there's always the next campfire ceremony right here on Total! Drama! Pahkitew's Revenge!

Episode 12: Basketbrawl
RECAP

CHRIS: Last time on Total Drama Pahkitew's Revenge:

The teams did a reenactment of Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet with the Dragons being the Capulet and the Unicorns being the Montague.

Sky and Dave made an alliance with Zoey and Mike, but it soon ended shortly when Dave refused to kiss Samey. Not a smart move, Dave. And, for a long story short, that's pretty much the whole plot. Yeah. Lame episode.

What was even lamer was the elimination ceremony where Dave accepted his fate without even protesting. And we ALL saw that one coming. We have fourteen contestants remaining. Who's going home next? Find out right here right now on Total! Drama! Pahkitew's Revenge!

Intro Song Plays

Jasmine and Samey are at a berry bush collecting the berries.

SAMEY: Where's Shawn?

JASMINE: He said that he had something to do. Which I don't know what it is.

---CONFESSIONAL STATIC---

JASMINE: Shawn isn't the type to go and hide when we're collecting food. Our stack of food that we had since day one has been turning bad. The bread has gone stale, the oranges are rotten, and nobody would dare touch the peanut butter.

---CONFESSIONAL STATIC---

Topher walks up to Samey and Jasmine.

TOPHER: There you guys are! Oh, man! I've been searching all over for you guys!

JASMINE: You came to help?

TOPHER: Not at all. Instead, I've come to steal Sammy. Is that alright with you?

SAMEY: But I'm supposed to help forage.

JASMINE: Go on. I'll continue.

Topher and Samey hold hands. Jasmine calls out to them.

JASMINE: Hey! If you see Shawn, tell him to get over here!

At a different berry bush, Jo and Zoey are picking berries for their team.

JO: So, Zoey, I have been thinking. I know about that little alliance you had with Sky and Dave.

ZOEY: For the last time, Jo, I am not interested in forming an alliance with you!

JO: I think you should.

ZOEY: Nope. Not really.

JO: Not even if I told you that you are in extreme danger once the teams merge?

ZOEY: Everyone's in danger once the teams merge, Jo. Its basically an unwritten rule here.

JO: How about helping a fellow teammember out? Alejandro has been out to get me and I need him gone.

ZOEY: Alejandro? What has he got against you?

JO: The big fake has been spreading lies about me to the other team!

ZOEY: What lies?

JO: Alejerkro claims that he saw me putting Gwen's diary under Heather's pillow! Can you believe that? If there is one thing that I'm not, its a thief.

ZOEY: I'll help you get rid of Alejandro, Jo. But that's as far as an alliance you're going to get!

JO: Fine by me.

---CONFESSIONAL STATIC---

JO: Zoey's easy to manipulate. But she did say that only until Alejandro's out. That's not good enough for me. I need full commitment. All I need to do is to have two more people on my side to keep me safe.

---CONFESSIONAL STATIC---

Gwen and Sky are sitting side-by-side on Sky's hammock. Sky is hugging tightly to a pillow. Gwen has her hand on Sky's back

GWEN: It's going to be okay, Sky. Dave isn't gone forever.

SKY: I know. But it is just so hard to see him leave. He could've helped us more.

GWEN: At least you'll see him once this is all over. There's still hope

SKY: Yeah...

---CONFESSIONAL STATIC---

GWEN: I feel sorry for Sky. It makes me remind of the time back in season one where Trent was voted off. But I kept up my head and went on. It will be some time before Sky would do the same. And I know she will. She's strong!

---CONFESSIONAL STATIC---

Still in Confessional

SKY: Dave was such a good ally. For some reason, I wish it would've been me leaving. (slaps herself) Keep it together, Sky. I'm here to win, not to mope about Dave.

---Confessional Static---

The teams met in the meeting area where the area had been changed into a basketball court. However, the basketball hoops had nets that has no why for the ball to leave if it goes it. The net is also goes from the hoop to barely touching the ground.

SHAWN: Are we doing basketball?

CHRIS: Yes and no. We are doing a variation of it called McLean Ball!

JO: Wow. Provo for originality.

CHRIS: Thank you. For this challenge, both teams will use basketballs to score ten points into their team's net. First to ten wins. Since we are using basketballs, you do have to dribble. Chef here will be the ref. If he sees you traveling, it'll be a penalty for your team.

SCOTT: This looks too easy to be a challenge.

TOPHER: I hate to say this, but, Scott's right. You seem to be losing your grip, Chris.

CHRIS: I figured somebody would say that. So,every sixth point, the court will change, making it harder to score a basket.

MIKE: But if both teams scored one point back and forth, what would the nineteenth ball be?

CHRIS: Picky, picky, aren't you, Mike? If that happens, then it'll be the same as the round before it.

MIKE: Which is...?

CHRIS: You think I'll tell you? Nice try. So lets get this challenge started!

The round started and every team did well. The Dragons managed to take the lead and gained four points. The Unicorns, despite Alejandro getting the first point of the challenge, only got one. Once the sixth basketball was in a net, Chris called every contestant off of the court.

Chris pressed a button and the court changed into grass.

BRICK: We have to play on grass?

CHRIS: Ever dribbled a basketball on dirt? Its like trying to dribble a deflated ball. This should be fun.

MIKE: I don't see what's so fun about making this challenge tougher?

CHRIS: Stop complaining, Mike, and start playing.

Chef threw the ball in the air and the first person to catch it was Jo. She tried dribbling it and found it harder than before.

---CONFESSIONAL STATIC---

JO: If you can properly dribble a basketball in dirt, you deserve to win a million dollars. Its like trying dribble jell-o!

---CONFESSIONAL STATIC---

JO: Sky! Catch!

Jo passes the basketball to Sky. Brick intervened and passed the ball to Shawn who passed it to Jasmine. Jasmine then scored a point for the Dragons.

CHRIS: The Dragons now have five points!

JO: Hey, Brick stole the ball from us!

CHRIS: Chef?

CHEF: It was a legitimate steal. Point remains.

JO: What!?

BRICK: Don't hurt yourself too much, Jo. I look forward to the merge and competing against you.

The next five points of the round caused the score to become 7 for the Dragons and 5 for the Unicorns. Once again, Chris called everyone out of the court. The court soon changed into a pool.

ZOEY: Shouldn't we get our swimsuits on first?

CHRIS: I should. But I won't. Hop on in, contestants. This is the final court for you guys.

Shawn cannonballed into the water. He quickly came out shivering.

SHAWN: I-I-I-ts c-c-cold!

CHRIS: We had to keep in around 33 degrees. I wouldn't be to surprised if the bottom is icy.

The contestants leaned over the water.

SKY: Chris has to be joking, right?

HAROLD: I don't think he is joking this time!

JO: Anybody wants to go in, be my guest.

CHRIS: If you don't get in the water, both teams will face elimination.

The threat of both teams losing a member managed to get everyone in the near-freezing pool. Once they were in, Chef threw the ball in the air and it was a mad dash for it.

Alejandro was the first contestant to reach the ball. Because dribbling was next to impossible, he passed it to Mike.

'MIKE:' Zoey! Catch!

Zoey caught the ball and scored a point for her team. Chef threw the next basketball in. Jasmine was the first to reach it.

Jasmine tosses it to Scott. She misses and the ball floated there next to him.

JASMINE: (shivering) P-Pick up t-the ball, S-Scott!

Scott, shivering, picks up the ball and throws it to Brick. Brick then manages to score a point for his team. Chef threw another ball in. Alejandro swam for the ball.

GWEN: Alejandro!

Alejandro passes the ball to Gwen. Gwen tries to shoot and misses. Jo picks up the rebound and scores another points. To save petty time, both teams soon end up with nine points each. Everyone manages to get use to the water and is now mobile.

CHRIS: Okay, contestants. This is your last point. If you manage to make this one, your team wins. And the losers will dine on marshmallows tonight. Chef?

Chef threw the ball into the air. As soon as it landed in the water, it was a mad dash for it. Jo managed to get the ball first.

JO: Hey, Poindexter!

Jo threw the ball at Mike. The ball hit him in the face. Mike was rubbing his cheek when the ball resurfaced. Mike threw the ball to Alejandro. However, Shawn came out of nowhere and snatched the ball before Alejandro can grab it.

SHAWN: Topher!

TOPHER: What? (ball hits him in face.) Ow! My face!

Samey came up and grabbed the ball.

DAKOTA: Samey! I'm open!

Samey threw the ball at Dakota. Dakota shoots and misses. Scott however catches and makes the rebound.

CHRIS: And the Dragons win! Unicorns, I'll see all of you tonight. But for now, I think you all need to go warm up.

Samey rushed over to Topher to see if he was okay. They were the only two still in the water once the challenge was over.

SAMEY: Topher! Are you okay?

TOPHER: Um, yes? I think so. Is my face okay?

SAMEY: Never better.

---CONFESSIONAL STATIC---

SAMEY: There was a bruise on his left eye, but I am willing to look over that. Topher is perfect in every way, even with the bruise.

---CONFESSIONAL STATIC---

Alejandro and Jo are in one of the forest's trails talking to one another.

JO: Look. We both know that we want each other out of the game, agreed?

ALEJANDRO: Yes.

JO: So I was thinking that we can put this whole feud behind us. Just for this once.

ALEJANDRO: I see you are trying to save your skin. Tell me why I should save somebody who managed to get rid of one of the most powerful players in Total Drama? The way that I see it, it is almost foolish not to vote for you tonight.

JO: Because I can guarantee you that your biggest competition isn't with me. Its with an alliance.

Alejandro raises an eyebrow.

JO: You know that Sky is with Mike and Zoey. Heck, you caught me eavesdropping yesterday. And I know Zoke had an alliance with Cameron as well as one other person. However, I don't know who that other person is.

ALEJANDRO: So you want to vote randomly? Is that it? A random vote that doesn't reflect you?

JO: Nope. I say we take out Zoey's strength. Tonight, we vote out Mike.

ALEJANDRO: Won't that backfire?

JO: This is Total Drama. You either play big or go home. And I have my sights for the skies.

ALEJANDRO: Very well. I will assist you in voting for Mike.

JO: Thank you, Alejandro. I can't express this enough!

---CONFESSIONAL STATIC---

JO: I pretty much have my choice between getting rid of Alejandro or Mike. Alejandro is a threat, but now is not the time to knock him out. Mike, on the other hand, is only a victim of his wife's own doing. Hate to break up the family, but its business.

---CONFESSIONAL STATIC---

Still in Confessional

ALEJANDRO: Jo does pose an interesting argument. There will always be a target on her back after what she did to Cameron. And I do have information that can potentially save me if need be. All-in-all, it needs to take Jo a miracle to outlast Alejandro Burromueto!

---CONFESSIONAL STATIC---

Gwen, Zoey, Mike, and Sky are together near the beach.

ZOEY: Does anyone have anybody they want to eliminate?

SKY: I think we should vote for Harold. He seems to be floating by. If we knocked him out, the numbers will still be on our side.

MIKE: But he is a good teammate and always pulls his own weight. If anything, I think we should go after Jo.

GWEN: Taking out Jo would probably be a smart thing to do. She did break Cameron's leg. And Alejandro told me that Jo was the one who stole my diary and framed Heather.

ZOEY: Hold up. Alejandro told you that? Jo told me that Alejandro is spreading lies like that.

MIKE: You don't think that it was Jo who stole Gwen's diary, right?

ZOEY: She seemed to be pulling up a straight face when she said it. It was almost like she did do it.

SKY: I say we should take her out while we still got the chance. We might not get another chance. She can easily side with the other team and Harold is her main ally.

MIKE: So we should sucker punch the bully! I love it!

GWEN: It seems only fair. I'm in.

ZOEY: Guess I'm in, too!

The foursome walked back to their team's hut. Harold soon came out and asked to speak with Sky. She obliged. The two walked down the trails talking.

SKY: So, what is it, Harold?

HAROLD: Oh, just wanted to talk to somebody about tonight.

SKY: You're safe, Harold. I'm not voting for you.

HAROLD: I know. But I did some statistics. Jo knows that you are tight with four people. There can only be three finalists this season.

SKY: Spit it out. I don't have all day.

HAROLD: My point is that if you and your alliance made it to the final four, you will be their first target. You are the only one left on the team who participated in Pahkitew Island.

SKY: So you want me to betray my own alliance? How about no!

HAROLD: I'm trying to help you reach the finale! I'm like the most trustworthy person on the team next to Mike, Zoey, and Gwen. Actually, if you think about it, its more of a tie.

SKY: Who do you had in mind?

HAROLD: Mike.

SKY: Mike? Out of anyone, Mike?

HAROLD: Yes. He and Zoey are the strongest. If they make it to the merge, they will be unbeatable. We need to strike now when the iron's hot! When there is no individual immunity left! Do you understand me?

SKY: Yes. Just, can you give me a second to think this over?

HAROLD: Yes,

---CONFESSIONAL STATIC---

HAROLD: (eating a bag of chips) Jo made me do some calculations for her on Sky's alliance. With all of the weirdness going on in this season, its like being betrayed is the nicest way to go! I have no idea what the elimination might end up like, but I do know that it won't be pretty.

---CONFESSIONAL STATIC

SKY: Harold's right. Gwen, Mike, and Zoey have known each other longer. But what if the final challenge automatically eliminates someone? Then I will have every reason to eliminate Jo. But what if it's a vote? Oh, first Dave, now this? I might as well vote down my own name because being eliminated sounds better than this.

---CONFESSIONAL STATIC---

The Unicorns are at the Campfire Ceremony.

CHRIS: You have all cast your votes and made your decision. The person whose name I did not call will be eliminated and be sent to the Boat of Losers, never to be seen in this game again. Now, the following people are safe, for now: Harold, Gwen, Zoey, Alejandro, and Sky. Jo, I supposed you know why you have votes?

JO: Its because I'm a threat! Honestly, I am honored by that, but I came to win and no matter what happens, I will win in the end. You might as well give me the money right now!

CHRIS: And I have no reason why you are up here, Mike.

MIKE: I think Jo and Harold might've voted for me. If not Harold, then I know Jo did.

CHRIS: Well, Mike, you are in luck because you are right. Jo did vote for you. But so did three others. Jo, you're safe.

ZOEY: What?

Jo catches the last marshmallow.

MIKE: Hold up. I'm eliminated?

SKY: Sorry, Mike. Harold made me think and I acted to fast.

ZOEY: Oh no!

Zoey hides her face in her hands. Mike pulled her hands down.

MIKE: Zoey, listen. I know that we won't participate in the game anymore, but that doesn't mean you should give up. I will be cheering for you back home.

ZOEY: Mike, I-

Before Zoey could finish, Mike kissed her. Zoey kissed back.

CHRIS: I think that they are too late for romantic, plus its boring! Chef?

Chef walked up, grabbed Mike, and forced him to walk to the Boat of Losers.

---CONFESSIONAL STATIC---

JO: You know what, Zoey? If you would've accepted my deal, Mikey would've stayed in the game longer. But you didn't. You have nobody to blame but yourself.

---CONFESSIONAL STATIC---

CHRIS: Well, that was unexpected. Tune in next time to see who else will get the worst time of their lives right here on Total! Drama! Pahkitew's Revenge!

Episode 13: Saving Private Topher
Recap

CHRIS: Last time on Total Drama Pahkitew Revenge:

Jo once again tried to form an alliance with Zoey. Zoey however agreed to help Jo take out Alejandro. And that wasn't good enough for Jo.

During the challenge, the Dragons proved victorious as they scored another win. And it looked like a downhill climb for Alejandro with Jo on the front. However, Jo managed to score a deal with Alejandro which Alejandro drew cautious, but went with it anyways.

Harold went up to Sky and managed to convince her to vote out her alliance buddy and her friend's fiancée. And thus ends the tale and the game of Mike.

But that was last time. Who's going to get eliminated next? Beats me. But stay tuned for some more Total! Drama! Pahkitew's Revenge!

Intro Song Plays

Topher walked around the forest when Samey, Jasmine, and Shawn were collecting berries. Topher was thinking on who he might have pulled from the game next. He was thinking on eliminating Brick, but Dakota seems to be floating in the game.

It wasn't that long before Topher reached a giant wall with a door in the middle. The sign on the door read, "Danger: Mutant Forest Ahead."

TOPHER: Mutant forest? Hmm...

---CONFESSIONAL STATIC---

TOPHER: I pretty much have the whole team wrapped around my fingers. I'm trying to figure out who to eliminate next. Dakota is just floating through the game, but she isn't my target. I'm going after Brick. If I can knock him out, then it'll show that I have complete dominance in this game, no questions asked!

---CONFESSIONAL STATIC---

Topher, ignoring the warning, walked right into the forest. Meanwhile, Chris called every contestant back to the meeting area. The Dragons were surprised to see Mike is gone.

SHAWN: Wow.

JASMINE: You said it.

---CONFESSIONAL STATIC---

SHAWN: Holy crap! I can't believe they eliminated Mike! It must suck for Zoey.

---CONFESSIONAL STATIC---

Still in Confessional Booth

ZOEY: Mike leaving is the worst! And I think Jo had something to do with it. But what hurts me the worst is that Sky also voted for him! Some friend she is.

---CONFESSIONAL STATIC---

Still in Confessional

SKY: Okay, so maybe voting for Mike wasn't the smartest move to make. But what done is done. I can't realign myself with Zoey and Gwen anymore because they lost trust in me. The best thing to do for my game is to at least keep both of them in until the merge. That should work, wouldn't it?

---CONFESSIONAL STATIC---

ALEJANDRO: Excuse me, Chris, but aren't the Dragons supposed to have seven members left?

CHRIS: What do you mean?

ALEJANDRO: The Dragons only have six, unless there was a double elimination last night and we missed the Dragon's elimination.

Chris counted the Dragons.

CHRIS: 1...2...4... You're right. Dragons, you're missing a player

SAMEY: Oh my gosh! Where's Topher?

SCOTT: And to think she'll be the first to realize. You're getting slow, Samey.

CHRIS: Topher's missing? Well, we can continue the challenge without him.

Chris's phone rings.

CHRIS: Yeah. You want me to do what?...He's in where?...Are you sure... Fine. (hangs up). Uh, we have a bit of a problem, which gives me a better challenge idea! There's a spot on Pahkitew Island called the Mutant Forest and-

DAKOTA: The Mutant Forest? Why would you have a radioactive dump on the island?

CHRIS: Because I have my reasons. We were going to have you go in there when the teams merged, but since the lawyers insisted that we bring Topher out, I decided to make it a challenge!

BRICK: So we have to save Topher?

CHRIS: I see the apple doesn't fall far from the tree.

---CONFESSIONAL STATIC---

HAROLD: This is, like, one of the things off my bucket list. I've always wanted to be a mutated superhero, fighting crime and such! Its like a dream come true.

---CONFESSIONAL STATIC---

Both teams are at the entarence of the Mutant Forest. The giant wall looms over them.

GWEN: Why is there a simple door to the enterence?

CHRIS: It keeps the mutants out from running Pahkitew. So here's the main points: don't die, find Topher, bring him here. First team to bring back Topher wins. Understood.

BRICK: Sir, yes! Sir!

CHRIS: Alright! Now hurry up! I don't want to spend all day here!

The teams split once they entered the forest. The Dragons raced through the vines and thick underbrush of the forest.

SCOTT: This is taking forever! We'll never find Topher like this!

DAKOTA: Getting worried, Scott? It is so not like you.

SCOTT: Well, sorry, but I don't want to lose!

---CONFESSIONAL STATIC---

SCOTT: I ain't no fool. Topher has Samey wrapped around his finger. And that's basically four votes against anyone who Topher wishes. And if we lose, it doesn't take long for Topher to go after me! But then, we are in a mutant forest, so maybe Topher will get eaten.

---CONFESSIONAL STATIC---

SHAWN: Should we split?

BRICK: Sounds like a good idea.

SCOTT: No its not!

JASMINE: All who want to split up, raise your hand.

Everyone but Scott raised their hand.

DAKOTA: Sorry, Scott.

SCOTT: Great.

The Dragons split up into three teams of two- Jasmine and Shawn, Scott and Brick, and Dakota and Samey. The Unicorns split off into teams of two as soon as they split away from the Dragons. The teams are Zoey and Sky, Gwen and Jo, and Alejandro and Harold.

Sky and Zoey are calling out Topher's name.

ZOEY: Topher! Come on out! We need to talk to you.

SKY: I don't know where he is!

ZOEY: Neither do I. You know more about him than what I do. Have any idea where he is at?

SKY: I wish. He's a fanboy! Those guys are unpredictable! If this was anything like Pahkitew, he'll be stalking Chris.

ZOEY: So besides Chris, who else is he close with?

SKY: He seems pretty close to Samey.

ZOEY: That probably won't work, as much as it sounds pausible. We need a good location for Topher to be. If you were Topher, where would you go in a mutant forest?

SKY: Probably the place with the most cameras.

ZOEY: Ugh! I can't think straight!

SKY: You're telling me.

---CONFESSIONAL STATIC---

SKY: Zoey seems to be on pleasant terms with the fact that Mike isn't here anymore, That sounds like good news to me.

---CONFESSIONAL STATIC---

Jo and Gwen are searching underneath every bush, behind every tree, and under every rock. They are leaving no stone unturned.

GWEN: You know, Jo, I have a feeling like you are somehow involved in Mike's elimination

JO: And did you hear that from Alejandro as well? That jerk should consider himself lucky he didn't get a vote last night.

GWEN: It feels like you are playing both sides of the table.

JO: Oh really? Both sides, huh? Sorry, Gothilla, but there's only one side I'm on and that's mine side. Nice try, though.

GWEN: I can see the writings on the wall, Jo. You came to us asking to eliminate Alejandro while telling everybody else to vote for Mike. I'm pretty sure you did the same with Heather.

JO: I don't manipulate people! Just because we don't know each other that well doesn't mean that you think you are smarter than I am, Gothball.

GWEN: Just how far are you trying to get in denial. I have eyes. You and Alejandro have an alliance and you agreed to post a lie about him seeing you steal my diary to frame Heather.

JO: I see you talked with Harold before the challenge.

GWEN: In case you didn't know, you are always on the target after what you did to Cam.

JO: Is that why I keep on getting votes? Over what happened to Cameron? String bean's just lucky he survived. Better his game than his life.

GWEN: I thought I was always labeled as the second Heather. Appareantly, Heather actually does have a better version, and her name is Jo.

---CONFESSIONAL STATIC---

JO: Keep on talking, Gothy. I have Alejandro around my fingers, Harold basically needs me to advance in this game, and Sky has to stick with me. It's basically 2-4 next vote and you are going down, Gwen! I just can't believe it took me this long to realize who is Zoey's closest alliance member is.

---CONFESSIONAL STATIC---

Dakota and Samey are searching for Topher (and by this time, who isn't?)

SAMEY: Topher! Tophy? Where are you?

Dakota puts a hand on Samey..

DAKOTA: Don't worry, Samey. We'll find Topher.

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DAKOTA: Its so sweet to see Samey and Topher care so much about each other! I'm sure Topher will be worried if Samey is missing.

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Topher is walking around a clearing in the middle of the forest. He is whistling until he fell into a hole. He held up to a root. Below him, toxic waste bubbles like mad.

TOPHER: That's not good. HELP!

Meanwhile, Alejandro is getting annoyed with Harold's chit-chat.

HAROLD: If you multiply, 1,089 by nine, you will get 9,801! A total inverse of the original! And if you want the number that is divisible by the first ten numbers, look no further than 2,520! Isn't that amazing?

ALEJANDRO: Harold, please. I am also a genius. However, I do think we should talk game. The merge is coming up soon and it is the best for us if we get rid of Jo if we do lose.

HAROLD: Why?

ALEJANDRO: Let us say there is some bad blood between us and I need to even up the scores.

HAROLD: That still doesn't explain why I should trust you.

ALEJANDRO: You went in a samuri way. A noble way.

HAROLD: So says the guy with no honor!

ALEJANDRO: I am trying to restore my honor. And to do that, we need to get rid of somebody who dishonored Heather and I.

HAROLD: And that person is Jo?

ALEJANDRO: Exactly.

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ALEJANDRO: I do not feel intimidated by Jo. But her usefulness is running out. Once the teams merge, nobody would even care about Gwen's diary because Heather is already gone, but the criminal remains. So I am merely making sure that her elimination is complete.

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Dakota and Samey reached a small clearing in the Mutant Forest.

TOPHER: If you can here me, HELP!

SAMEY: Topher? Topher! Where are you?

TOPHER: Samey! Great to see, er, hear you! I need help!

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TOPHER: If this was for the long term, I'll take being dunked in that radioactive goop. But since being with Samey is only for as long as her usefulness, I might as well stick with it.

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SAMEY: Where are you?

TOPHER: I'm about to fall in some wierd radioactive goop! Help me already!

DAKOTA: I don't look the likes of this. Let's try and walk slowly toward's Topher's voice, okay?

SAMEY: Yep.

Samey slowly walked towards Topher with Dakota not to far behind. When they got halfway, Dakota fell in a different sinkhole. Just like Topher, she managed to stay out of the goop by a random root.

DAKOTA: Oh my gosh! Samey! Help!

SAMEY: Dakota?

TOPHER: I'm losing my grip!

SAMEY: Topher?

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SAMEY: I don't know what to do. The challenge is to help Topher, but Dakota can be in so much trouble!

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Sky and Zoey eventually reached the clearing.

ZOEY: I think it came from over here.

The two girls eventually saw Samey looking back and forth between the two holes.

SKY: (to Zoey) I have an idea. (to Samey) Samey! We came to help! You grab that one and we'll grab the other one! Okay?

Samey, without hesitating, nodded and ran towards the one Dakota is in. Zoey and Sky, on the other hand, pulled Topher out and quickly ran with him out of the Mutant Forest.

Samey, meanwhile came to Dakota's aid too late. Dakota fell into the goop.

SAMEY: Dakota! No!

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SAMEY: I-I think I just killed her. It was an accident, but am I responsible for that?

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Jasmine and Shawn are walking down the forest when Sky, Zoey, and Topher ran past them.

JASMINE: Is that Topher? With Sky and Zoey?

SHAWN: Come on!

Jasmine and Shawn raced Sky and Zoey, with Topher in hand, to the gate. Jasmine could barely reached Topher when the two Unicorns got out.

CHRIS: And it looks like the Unicorns got another win!

TOPHER: Hold up. There was a challenge?

CHRIS: Yep. And because of you, Topher, we had to switch two challenges around. You guys weren't supposed to enter until the merge! And because of you, your team lost. (With Megaphone) Attention all contestants! Please exit the Mutant Forest immediently! The challenge is over!

SKY: Excuse me, Chris, but we have a small problem.

CHRIS: What problem?

ZOEY: Well, there was two sink holes with radioactive material, and somebody was in the other hole.

CHRIS: That's not my problem. Jasmine and Shawn, I'll see you and the rest of your team at the campfire tonight.

Back at the sinkhole where Dakota fell, Samey knelt down and shed a few tears. It wasn't long after that when a giant hand came up from the hole, scaring Samey. Eventually, Dakota eventually emerges.

SAMEY: Dakota? Is that you?

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JASMINE: Its nice to know how much Samey loves Topher, but this is where I am putting my foot down. It'll take a miracle for Topher to survive this elimination.

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The Campfire Ceremony began. All the Dragons except for Dakota and Samey are present. Topher is nervous about the vote. He leaned over to Brick.

TOPHER: Any chance that you didn't vote for me?

BRICK: Negative. You caused the challenge and you will pay for it. Justice never sleeps, Topher. And consider this your justice.

Chris looks at his watch.

CHRIS: What is taking them so long?

SCOTT: Maybe they got eaten alive by Fang?

CHRIS: Highly don't think so. Fang is the only mutant not in that forest.

SCOTT: Of all the places, you're telling me that the safest spot on this island away from a mutant shark is that patch of mutated garbage? Why didn't you say so?

CHRIS: Because our ratings comes from you and Fang meeting. It is always the best part.

SAMEY: Sorry we're late.

CHRIS: Oh, don't worry about tha- What happened?

Samey and Dakota walked in. However, Dakota had turned into Dakotaziod.

DAKOTA/ DAKOTAZOID: Me fell into goop. Dakota's back.

CHRIS: Yeah, I can see that. Now onto the votes. You all have made your decisions, and I am afraid that your vote won't matter because I cleared things up with legal and they said that I can choose anyone from your team to be eliminated.

Topher sighs.

CHRIS: But there is a possibility that I can go with the votes. But why not show off the votes, just for tragic measures.

Everyone looks at Topher.

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JASMINE: It has to be Topher! Sorry about it, Samey, but there's no other person!

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Still in Confessional

SHAWN: Yeah, sorry Topher but I have nobody else to vote for.

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Still in Confessional

SCOTT: Smell ya never, Toph.

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Still in Confessional

DAKOTA/ DAKOTAZOID: Dakota votes for Topher. Sorry, Samey

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Still in Confessional

SAMEY: It was my fault that Dakota fell down. So I have to vote for myself.

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Still in Confessional

BRICK: You did good, soldier, but you get a lot to learn if you want to continue. Honorable discharge, Topher. Honorable discharge.

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Still in Confessional

TOPHER: You failed your mission, Brick. See you at loser city.

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CHRIS: Know, the question is, will I go with what you guys want out? Lets find out. Scott, you're safe.

SCOTT: Yes!

CHRIS: Also safe are Jasmine, Shawn, and Brick. Samey, you did cause Dakota to become Dakotazoid and you did vote for yourself. However, you are still in.

TOPHER: Oh no.

CHRIS: Feeling nervous, aren't we Topher? Well, if you didn't wander off when it is challenge time, you could've still be in the game. As for you Dakota, well, you violated your contract and became a mutant again.

DAKOTA/ Dakotazoid: But Dakota likes being a mutant!

CHRIS: So I figured. However, I am afraid that I cannot keep you here. You are basically a team all by yourself. Topher, you dodge a bullet today.

TOPHER: Yes! That's right! You can't kick off this beautiful face!

CHRIS: Dakota, its time for you to go.

Dakota sadly walked towards the boat of losers and off the island.

CHRIS: I hope you learned your lesson, Topher.

TOPHER: Yes I did! Definitely.

CHRIS: Good. (to audience) Tune in next time to see who will be the next one voted off here on Total Drama Pahkitew's Revenge!

Episode 14: Fangtastic
Recap

CHRIS: Last time on Total Drama Pahkitew's Revenge:

Topher split from his team and ended up in the Mutant Forest. Alejandro tried to form an alliance with Jo's closest ally, which is surprisingly Harold, to blindside her. And Jo finally realized who is the last person of Zoey's original alliance. I don't know much, but if Gwen doesn't separate herself from Zoey, she's going down.

Speaking of down, Samey managed to make Dakota fall into some radioactive goop and got the Unicorns to win. And the Dragons weren't happy with Topher causing the challenge. Even though everyone wanted Topher gone, except for Samey and Topher, it was Dakota, I mean Dakotazoid, who had to leave.

Our first irregular elimination has passed! Who's going out this time? Find out right now on Total! Drama! Pahkitew's Revenge!

Intro Song

Samey tumbles in her sleep. Suddenly, a loud THUMP was hurd on the roof, waking her.

SAMEY: Topher...can't...no! (wakes up due to the thump) Huh?

JASMINE: Hey, Samey! We're going to forge! Do you want to come?

SAMEY: Yeah! Just give me a minute.

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SAMEY: This game is messing with my mind worse than how Amy does it! First I'm having nightmares of ruining Dakota's chances of winning, and now I'm dreaming that Topher is using me! What is wrong with me?

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Later that morning, Topher went away and all that was left in the Dragon's hut was Brick and Scott.

SCOTT: Brick! Wake up!

BRICK: (half asleep) But mommy. The alarm doesn't ring until seven now.

SCOTT: I am not your mom!

Scott threw (okay, rolled) Brick off his bed. Brick woke up shortly after.

BRICK: Ow! Hey, that was uncalled for, soldier!

SCOTT: We need to talk. As of right now, we are outnumbered. Out of everyone still in this game, we are the only ones not from Pahkitew.

BRICK: What difference does that make? We know we had Jasmine's and Shawn's vote last night.

SCOTT: Yes, but in case if you didn't get the message, Topher is still in. Dakota hit the high road. So the votes will be either one of us. So I am thinking about getting rid of Topher. Jasmine and Shawn are too much of a wild card, but that's the only choice we have!

BRICK: Or we can dominate the next challenge!

SCOTT: I'm just thinking on what will happen if we do lose. Somebody has to go home and I would rather have it be Topher than either of us.

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SCOTT: I would rather have anybody else but me to go home. But as far as from where I am standing, I need allies. And Brick is the only one not circling around Topher right now!

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SCOTT: I am making you a deal that could blow up in both of our faces. We are calling for a truce and attacking our greatest threat- Topher.

BRICK: Even if that does work, how will it not blow up. Samey gets sad, Jasmine and Shawn will eventually get rid of whoever plotted that. And that can mean both of us.

SCOTT: Its a risky move, but the merge has to come up sometime. And if Topher is gone, than we can easily eliminate the rest of the Pahkitew cast and we can be in the final three. How about that?

BRICK: It's a hard bargain. Sure. The enemy of my enemy is my friend. But as soon as things turned sour, I won't think twice about framing you.

SCOTT: Likewise, Brick. Likewise.

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BRICK: Trusting Scott is like trusting a fox with your chickens. That fox can easily eat your chickens when your not watching behind your back. Thankfully, boot camp taught me to have eyes on my back.

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Topher is walking along a riverbed when Jo came up from nowhere and ran into him. They both fell to the ground.

JO: Hey! Watch it, hair spray!

TOPHER: Look who's talking, sweatpants girl.

Both of them get up.

JO: Wow. You are really weak.

TOPHER: At least I can sleep at night knowing my competition can't touch me. Words been spreading like wildfire that you framed Heather. Such things like that aren't easy to forget.

JO: Really? Wow. That's large coming from somebody who's ego is bigger than Owen's stomach.

TOPHER: Who do you think got Owen out? Yep. You're looking at him. And guess what? I have this game wrapped around my finger. All I have to do is to snap my fingers and either Brick or Scott will be gone.

JO: Really?

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JO: All I have to do is to play stupid and Topher just reels to me some much need information for when the teams merge. You would think that after so long the teams would finally merge, but nope. We are already halfway done with the competition and we still haven't had a merge or a jury member yet!

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TOPHER: Say, I got an idea. Why don't we form an alliance? You have to have somebody on your team, and I have mine.

JO: An alliance? What's the catch?

TOPHER: No catch. Here's the deal: I have Samey wrapped around my finger. She is tight with Jasmine and Shawn. So that's four votes against anybody. Put that with two of your members and...

JO: And we can use the game! Topher, I will accept this alliance on one condition: you will bring me to the final three.

TOPHER: All right by me, Jo.

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TOPHER: Jo just signed her death certificate. When we get down to seven contestants left, I will personally make it my goal to keep Samey, Jasmine, and Shawn in. Sort of gives me more power. And with Samey, I can easily use her to vote for Shawn. Who would vote for a finalist to win? They completed the game once before. They don't have to complete the game again.

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Still in Confessional

JO: An alliance? Blah. With the information Topher gave me, as soon as the teams merge, I will do everything to weaken him. Hook, line, and sinker.

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Both teams met at the beach for the challenge. The beach was split into two for both teams

CHRIS: Contestants, today's challenge will be a mix from the Three X challenge from season 5 and the Parisian challenge from the All-Star season. Under the sand are four canoe oars that you must dig up and put them on the bars over on your side. However, like the Parisian challenge, there are booby traps laid out in random spots in the sand.

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HAROLD: (smirks) Chris said "booby!"

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ALEJANDRO: Hate to be rude, Chris, but isn't the point of the challenge is to get three X's? How can we do that with only four ours?

CHRIS: I was wondering if somebody would ask. Once a team has built two X's, two of their members can retrieve the last two, which are in the water being guarded by Fang.

SCOTT: What?

CHRIS: Yep! And since I know how much you guys love to choose who is going into the shark infested waters, I won't let you have that priveldge. Instead, I am going to choose who is going into the water for each team! For the Dragons, it's Scott and Topher! Unicorns, your oar divers are Jo and Gwen. Does anyone understand what they're doing?

SCOTT: Yes! Can I switch with somebody else?

CHRIS: You would like that, wouldn't you? So what are you guys waiting for? Your challenge begins now!

The teams ran blindly into the sand and started to dig. Sky was the first victim of a booby trap as she fell into a pit full of crabs.

SKY: AAAAAHHHHH!

ZOEY: Sky! Are you alright?

Sky climbs out with crabs pinching random parts of her body, face included.

SKY: Yes. I'm alright. Come on!

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SKY: I have started to regret voting out Mike now. His Manitoba Smith skills could've helped us here!

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Shawn and Brick are digging together.

BRICK: Hey, Shawn, can I ask you something?

SHAWN: Go for it.

BRICK: I have been thinking on what the game would be like once the merge happens. And I have been talking with Scott and there has been talking about eliminating Topher.

SHAWN: Topher? Yes, I'm in.

BRICK: Really?

SHAWN: Not fully. If Scott fails the challenge because of a mutated shark, then it has to be him.

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SHAWN: I would love to eliminate Topher. I wouldn't hesitate when I have the chance. But as far as I'm concerned, If Topher manages to survive the next elimination, he can come after me. He has the numbers and who knows what connections he can have with the other team?

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It's back. The lazy section of the show brought to you by ALazyBlogger! Anyways, both teams searched for their four oars buried on land. Alejandro found one at the water's edge, Gwen found one over by a bolder, and Zoey found one in the center. For the Dragons, Shawn found two by the water's edge and Jasmine found one where sand meets dirt.

As far as the traps go, Zoey had a pile of garbage flung at her, Samey was sprayed with water, Scott fell into a pile of crabs, and Jo managed to fall into a pit of set mousetraps.

Now back to your regularly scheduled program...

CHRIS: It has been an hour and both teams are tied, looking for their fourth piece. One has to ask, WHAT IS TAKING SO LONG?"

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SKY: What is taking so long? I don't know, how about the fact that we don't have a clue where our final oar is!

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The Unicorns huddled up.

HAROLD: So, what do we do?

ZOEY: I don't kow. The last I want to do is to get some more gunk on me.

JO: Yeah. You smell worse than my shoes. So here's what we should do. We start from one end and work our way to the other end.

ALEJANDRO: That won't work. We need to dig in places that seems obvious enough that the final our can be. Jo and Gwen can't go in the water until we find the last oar.

GWEN: Did you have to remind me about the water?

ALEJANDRO: Yes.

Over at the Dragon's side of the beach, Samey dug up the last oar.

SAMEY: Found it!

JASMINE: Good job, Samey. Topher, Scott, go!

Topher rushed out into the water while Scott just stood on the beach.

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SCOTT: I am not that good around sharks. Especially ones that have arms, legs, breath on land, and wants me on a plate next to a salad! Not happening!

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JASMINE: Scott, if you dare make us lose, I am going to personally throw you in the water and leave you there!

SCOTT: But...but Fang!

JASMINE: The sooner the oars are on shore, the sooner Fang won't attack you.

Scott slowly made his way into the water.

SCOTT: Stupid game. Stupid shark. Stupid Jasmine.

Over at the Unicorn's side, Harold found the four oar. Jo and Gwen quickly went to the water and looked for the last two oars.

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JO: Fang always go for Scott, making things easier for me and Gwen.

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Topher found an oar lodged between two rocks. He resurfaced and swam back to shore. Scott, worried about Fang, swam down. The first thing that Scott saw was the shark.

Meanwhile, Jo and Gwen have easily found their final oars and finished their third and final X.

CHRIS: And the Unicorns win! Dragons, you better decide on your decisions.

The scene cuts to Scott running away from Fang.

At the campfire ceremony, the Dragons looked at five marshmallows on top of a plate. Scott is tramatized from Fang attacking him that he is curled up in a ball and is rocking back and forth on his log.

CHRIS: Both teams started with twelve each and we cut each teams in half and tonight, one of you will be going home.

JASMINE: Technically, we all made it to the halfway mark. When is the merge happening?

CHRIS: That I cannot say. Anyways, you all have made your votes. If you are safe you get a-

TOPHER: A marshmallow. Can we get on with it?

CHRIS: Fine! Brick, Samey, Jasmine, and Shawn are safe. Topher, I can imagine that you have some bad blood with your team from the last challenge.

TOPHER: It is a lame excuse to vote me out.

CHRIS: And I don't want to know the reason why Scott is on the board.

SCOTT: Mutant...shark...attack. Mutant...shark...attack.

CHRIS: Yeah... I'll go with that. Anyways, with a vote of 4-2, Topher, you have the last marshmallow!

TOPHER: Yes!

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TOPHER: I have the final marshmallow again! I guess you can say that my game is fangtastic. Get it? FANGtastic? I don't know where I get it?

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Scott remains unmoved in his position saying the same words over and over again. Eventually Chef had to carry Scott to the Boat of Shame.

CHRIS: We know have eleven marvelous contestants left! Who's going home next? Find out next time on Total! Drama! Pahkitew's Revenge!

Episode 15: Blackmail
Recap

CHRIS: Last time on Total Drama Pahkitew's Revenge:

Outnumbered, Scott and Brick formed an alliance to target Topher. But that plan might have a few more cons than pros. And Scott isn't a con or a pro for this case. Meanwhile, Topher is making alliances with the Unicorn's main target, Jo. And that plan has two cons and I don't think a positive will come out for the rest of the competitors.

Both teams had trouble finding their oars but when push came to shove, the Unicorns shoved the Dragons into the dirt. And Scott, with the help of Fang, was the cause of the Dragon's lost. So long, Scott!

We are down to eleven of the best contestants left. But only one will be cut from the rest. Who will it be? And where is my coffee!?!?! All these questions and more will be coming at you right now on Total! Drama! Pahkitew's Revenge!

Intro Song plays

It is the middle of the night and all the Dragons, but Brick are asleep. Brick laid on his bed with eyes wide opened. His night light is right next to him.

---CONFESSIONAL STATIC---

BRICK: I just can't help but get the feeling like I'm the next to go. Worst case scenario, it'll be a 4-1 vote against me. Best case scenario is a 3-2 against me. I need the merge to come!

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Still in Confessional

TOPHER: Brick should be shivering in his boots right now. And he should. If we any more team challenges, he is going home. I do hate to see him leave, but it always better to see somebody else leave and not yourself.

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Morning came and the contestants arrived at the meeting area. Chris had on his camo cap.

SHAWN: Are we doing another war challenge?

CHRIS: Yep! A war of the intelligence species to be exact. Today, contestants, you will be hunting for alien eggs!

JO: And I take it you want us to go back into the mutant forest?

CHRIS: If you would've suggested that before we placed the alien eggs, I would've put you in the final five. Just kidding, but that idea would've been perfect!

GWEN: Don't give Chris any ideas, Jo.

JO: Its not like he has any left. This whole season has been nothing but rip-offs we did in the past!

CHRIS: I am going to pretend like I didn't hear that. Anywho, the challenge is from season 2's alien hunt, but we are also adding in the All Star's hunt as well. Whoever comes back with the most eggs at the end of an hour wins.

ALEJANDRO: Sounds easy enough.

CHRIS: It isn't. On top of hunting eggs, Mama Alien will also be hunting you. Everybody, please move to the center.

The contestants stood up and moved to the center. Chris pushed a button and the team's logs fell down and up came two metallic cages and a giant bowl next to each cage.

HAROLD: Cages? What are the cages for?

ZOEY: Not to mention the bowls.

CHRIS: If Mama Alien slimes you, you will be put in your team's cage, stopping you from competing in this challenge. Your teammates who haven't gotten slime must work harder. If you got slimed holding eggs, you have to put the eggs down and walk into your cage. If you don't automatic disqualification for your team and I don't think that anything else could potentially save you.

TOPHER: Why are you looking at me?

CHRIS: No reason at all.

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JASMINE: Topher hasn't been much help in challenges lately. Sometimes I wish that he was gone instead of Courtney. At least she has some use for the team.

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HAROLD: What if every member of your team gets slimed?

CHRIS: That won't happen. Chef have been instructed to shoot all but one players from each team. If he shoots the last player for your team still in the game, don't worry about anything. Just pick yourself up and continue doing what you've been doing.

ZOEY: That is actually convinent.

CHRIS: You can thank legal.

JASMINE: Are the eggs somewhere near the control room?

CHRIS: Nope. All eggs, contrary to science-fiction movies, are above ground. With the exception of a few in the water and or in random caves. Any more questions? No? Then your one hour begins now!

The contestants quickly scattered trying to find the most eggs.

CHRIS: I love my job.

Gwen, Zoey, and Sky teamed up and began searching for the eggs.

SKY: Thanks again for letting me come.

ZOEY: Don't worry. You'll probably do the same for us. Maybe. I don't know. Sorry.

SKY: It's okay. I understand.

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ZOEY: I wish I can trust Sky, but deep down, I knew she was the deciding vote in Mike's elimination. Hopefully she won't vote against Gwen or even me!

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SKY: So, any idea where the eggs might be?

GWEN: From any good alien flick, they should be in the boiler room. But Chris said that there are none in there, so they must be somewhere warm.

ZOEY: Or it can be like the mutant egg hunt from the All-Stars.

GWEN: Probably. That's probably what Chris is getting at. But instead of mutant eggs, it's alien eggs.

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GWEN: Being one of the best Total Drama Players, I have pratically won every challenge that I participated in! Well, any challenge that I didn't throw anyways. But this is sci-fi horror! In other words, I got this.

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Shawn, Jasmine, and Brick are searching together.

BRICK: I must thank you again for agreeing to let me travel with you.

SHAWN: Yeah. Don't mention it.

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SHAWN: The Dragons team is basically the final five of season three. You got a saner version of Sierra and Cody as me and Jasmine, and you got Alejandro and a nicer and non-manipulative version of Heater as Topher and Samey! And Brick is basically Duncan, third-wheeling in both relationships.

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JASMINE: Hey, Brick, can I ask you something?

BRICK: Sure. I am all ears.

JASMINE: What is with it with you and Topher? It feels like this feud has been going on all season.

BRICK: I don't know. I guess it all started when I warned Owen instead of voting for him. And I guess that I have been lucky ever since. Why do you ask?

JASMINE: No perticular reason.

---CONFESSIONALS STATIC---

JASMINE: Brick's fate in this game lays on Shawn's and my vote if we lose this challenge. And the more I think about it, the more pawn-like I've become.

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Topher and Samey managed to find an alien egg in a bird's nest. Topher climbed up to grab it.

SAMEY: You're doing great, Tophy!

TOPHER: (to himself) Tophy?

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TOPHER: Tophy? Did she just called me Tophy?

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Snapping out of his confusion, Topher continued to climb. He fell down as soon as he grabbed it. Samey jumped and clapped after he fell with an intact egg.

SAMEY: Good job, Topher!

TOPHER: Yeah, no problem.

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SAMEY: I think he really liked it when I called him "Tophy."

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Still in Confessional

TOPHER: Just for the record, the only person who ever called me "Tophy" was my grandmother. It's her special nickname for me. And nobody uses the nickname Gramma gave me!

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Alejandro threw a small pebble at an egg lodged on a high rock. The rock tumbled down but remained intact. Alejandro went and picked it up when Jo arrived.

JO: Alejandro, how about we form an actual alliance,

ALEJANDRO: Oh? And does joining your alliance also give up my blackmail upon you? Because I would much rather prefer having that in my back pocket at all costs. Think of it as my immunity statue.

JO: Listen here, Dead Spaniard Walking, the merge is coming up.And the first people that gets targeted are threats like us. Everyone else knows that they can't win when we are still in this game.

ALEJANDRO: True, but I know that I am safe as long as you are here. And the only way that you can possibly be ever be safe is if I agree to this alliance.

JO: So, you can't stay in this game unless you agree to my alliance.

ALEJANDRO: That might be the case, yes, but you won't be the leader. As it is I who can turn the tables on you, Jo. People might forget what happened to Cameron, but I don't know any who would ever forget about you framing me to get rid of Heather. And if I release this, how many would instantly vote against you? The only person who wouldn't would be yourself.

JO: Fine. You can be leader. But first...

Jo turns Alejandro around and used him as a barricade against Chef's slime. After the attack, Jo took Alejandro's egg and ran off, covering Alejandro in more slime. Chef then walks up to Alejandro.

JO: Thanks for nothing, Al!

ALEJANDRO: You're a cruel woman, Jo! Okay! I'm slimed! Just let me go to the cage!

Chris is drinking his coffee when he sees a slimed Alejandro walked into the cage for the Unicorns. Jo came up behind him and put her egg in a bowl before leaving again.

CHRIS: Well, well. Looks like we got Ale-legs-and-no-breaky and an egg. Tell me, how did you get slimed?

ALEJANDRO: Lets just say that I was tricked by an immature woman.

CHRIS: Pointing fingers. That is not like you, Alejandro. Now your whole team can watch you in shame as you are force to stand, or sit, here where they can do all the hard work.

ALEJANDRO: I have no need to win this season. My revenge on my elimination will be more more than a mere million dollar grand prize.

CHRIS: Is that so?

Topher and Samey came running in with an egg.

CHRIS: (after the egg is placed) And the Dragons have a point.

Samey and Topher when Topher thought of something after seeing Alejandro.

TOPHER: Wait a minute. What's stopping the Unicorns from stealing our eggs?

CHRIS: No rules about that, so I guess stealing is okay for this challenge.

TOPHER: Really?

Topher runs over and grabs the Unicorn's egg and placed it in his team's bowl.

ALEJANDRO: Hey!

CHRIS: And that's two for the Dragons. Man! They are killing it today!

TOPHER: (to Samey) You can go on ahead. I'll stay here and guard the eggss.

SAMEY: Okay.

Samey left and Topher went over to Alejandro.

TOPHER: How does it feel to suck so badly?

ALEJANDRO: Depends. You are always a suck-up to anybody that gives you a better position.

TOPHER: I can control my team.

ALEJANDRO: True, but the merge is coming shortly. Your team would surely disband. And then what is left would be you on a boat with no money and your dreams crushed.

TOPHER: You're only saying that because you're in a cage.

ALEJANDRO: Quite foolish of you Stating the obvious when you know that you cannot possibly outlast me, a great Total Drama castmember.

TOPHER: You can keep telling yourself that, Alejerkro.

---CONFESSIONAL STATIC---

ALEJANDRO: Topher considers himself smart. But once the merge hits, he'll be at rock bottom!

---CONFESSIONAL STATIC---

Harold searches through the underbrush and finds an egg. He eventually runs into Jo.

JO: Alrighty, Harnerd. The plan is to go after Gwen.

HAROLD: Gwen? Really? Why?

---CONFESSIONAL STATIC---

HAROLD: I am, like, Jo's closet ally in this game right now. So I don't know why she wants Gwen out instead of Zoey, Alejandro, or even Sky! It just doesn't make any sense.

---CONFESSIONAL STATIC---

JO: Yes. We are voting for Gwen. She is the last person that Zoey fully trusts. Once we get rid of her, we can get rid of Zoey.

HAROLD: But I thought you wanted to have an alliance with Zoey?

JO: Times have changed. She has stood on her ground. She isn't for us. She is against us, Harold. And thus we must crush every hope that she has now! Got it?

HAROLD: (gulps) Yes.

JO: Good.

---CONFESSIONAL STATIC---

JO: Once her closest ally is gone, Zoey would be running to me crying like a little baby. And if I had any sympathy in my body, I would let her join. The only way she stays in this game is if she godplays like she always does. But what are the odds of that happening?

---CONFESSIONAL STATIC---

Several hours passed and the contestants ranked more and more eggs. With fifteen minutes left, Shawn, Brick, Jo, and Zoey are the only ones who have yet to be slimed. The egg count is on the Unicorn's side by two. Shawn and Zoey are guarding their team's eggs while Brick and Jo go out to search for more eggs.

Brick is running through the forest. He trips over a branch. He picks himself up and sees three eggs hidden in the grass.

BRICK: Aha! Found you!

As Brick manages to get a hold of all three eggs. As soon as he does, he noticed a presence behind him. Brick turns around and sees Chef pumping his slime gun.

CHEF: Going somewhere with those eggs, son?

BRICK: Uh, yes!

Without warning, Brick raced towards the meeting area with Chef firing behind him.

Back at the meeting area, Jo and Zoey are sitting perfectly, waiting for another win. Brick became nerveous. Chris had his watch counting down the minutes. Then the seconds. As soon as ten second was reached, Brick came out with every sort of scratches and bruises, but not any of the slime.

JO: What?

GWEN: You have got to be kidding me!

CHRIS: Five...four...three...two...one... and that's the game! The challenge is over!

Brick is seen in the bowl with the three eggs under him.

JO: Those eggs can't be counted. We win!

CHRIS: Not so fast, Jo. As I am the judge, I am saying that it is. You lose!

JO: WHAT!?!!

CHRIS: But I need both teams at the campfire tonight. I have an important announcement to make.

---CONFESSIONAL STATIC---

BRICK: Well, I showed my wealth to my team. Hopefully next time they would consider me useful.

---CONFESSIONAL STATIC---

Both teams were at the campfire ceremony that night. The Dragons looked eager to witness the Unicorn's elimination ceremony. The Unicorns looked at the five marshmallows. Sky avoided eye contact with Zoey and Gwen.

ZOEY: You alright?

SKY: Huh? Or never better.

Gwen and Zoey exchanged glances.

CHRIS: I did mention that I had an announcement and I will reveal it after the sorry loser who goes home without a marshmallow is gone. So let's get started. Alejandro, Harold, Zoey, and Sky, you are safe. Jo, how many times have you been up here?

JO: This is my third. And I will say that it won't be the last.

CHRIS: You really are pushing your chances. Technically, both you and Zoey should've received votes since you two slackers did nothing to guarantee your victory. So a regular person would think that you would be going home over Gwen. As for you, Gwen, I have nothing.

GWEN: It's cool. I know there will be a tie.

CHRIS: A tie? Sorry, Gwen, but the vote is 4-2, so somebody betrayed one of you two girls. And the person who got the wrong end of the deal is you, Gwen. Jo, you're safe.

JO: Yes! (receives her marshmallow)

GWEN: Oh, well. Can't win them all. See you guys.

ZOEY: See you Gwen.

Gwen walks out of the campfire area and into the boat of losers.

---CONFESSIONAL STATIC---

ZOEY: I can't believe Sky betrayed me. Again! I thought we were friends...

---CONFESSIONAL STATIC---

Still in confessional

SKY: Okay, so Harold got into my head again! Nothing I ever do seems right. The best thing that I can do is to vote for Zoey next time. But I am wondering what would the right thing be?

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JASMINE: Is there a reason why we're here?

CHRIS: Yep! As I mentioned earlier, there will be a jury to decide this season's winner, no?

SHAWN: You did...

CHRIS: And here is a fun fact, you need to reach the merge to be a jury member.

JO: Can you be any more blunt?

ALEJANDRO: Wait uno minuto. Are you implying that-

CHRIS: Yep. You have all reached the merge. And only seven of you can be jury members while the other three are finalists. Congratulations!

---CONFESSIONAL STATIC---

BRICK: I managed to make it to the merge using my talent! Yes! And now I am a force to be reckoned with!

---CONFESSIONAL STATIC---

Still in Confessional

TOPHER: Ah, the merge. I came so close to it last time and it pains me. But I know have Jo's alliance working with my alliance. All I need to do is to convince Samey to vote for Shawn when the time comes, and all I have to do is to woo the others to vote for me.

---CONFESSIONAL STATIC---

CHRIS: What an exciting episode of twist, turns, and green slime! But the merge is here. Who is going to be eliminated next time on Total! Drama! Pahkitew's Revenge!

Episode 16: Fruit Punched
RECAP

CHRIS: Last time on Total Drama Pahkitew's Revenge:

The teams went out searching for alien eggs while Mama Alien, AKA Chef, searched for them. Sky's actions at the past campfire ceremony caused some distance between her and Zoey and Gwen. Meanwhile, Brick was focused on staying in the game. And who wouldn't?

Jo and Alejandro made an alliance while Topher mocked Al. But Alejandro caused some problems for Topher. Wierd, right? I know what happened and I still don't know what's going on.

What I do know is that thanks to Brick, the Dragons won and the Unicorns had to lose a member. And who is a better person to kick out of the game than Gwen? Something that I don't agree with, but hey. What can you do?

But as soon as Gwen leaves, I announnced the merge. So it is now every man and woman for themselves? Who's going home this time? Find out now on Total! Drama! Pahkitew's Revenge!

Intro Song plays

After the elimination, it was unaminous that the contestants were to lodge in the Dragon's treehouse. After the sleeping arrangements were made, everyone went to sleep.

Morning came up and the last of the Dragon's stable food supply was used up for a picnic-style breakfast.

---CONFESSIONAL STATIC---

JO: As of right now, I have an alliance with Topher, which I have no intentions on keeping. As for this picnic, I can see where everybody is at game wise; who are my biggest targest and who I can eat for tomorrow's breakfast.

---CONFESSIONAL STATIC---

ZOEY: Quick question, and you don't have to answer, but if somebody who was already eliminated was in your spot, who will it be?

JO: Well, your answer would be obvious. As for me, if that happened, I wouldn't are that much because everybody knows they can't beat me.

---CONFESSIONAL STATIC---

SKY: Jo has a bit of an ego surrounding her. I am surprised she made it this far with everyone knowing what she did to Cameron a few weeks ago.

---CONFESSIONAL STATIC---

Everyone talked and asked questions, studying whether or not they can be loyal allies. When the time came, Chris called everyone to the meeting area. There were two tables and on each one was a blender. Several meters away was a bounce house (the same one used in Monster Cash) filled with every single fruit in existance, minus the manchineel fruit.

CHRIS: How does it feel to be in the merge, Brick.

BRICK: It feels great! Now I don't have to worry about being voted off!

CHRIS: That's great because I am now going to separate you guys back into teams!

THE FINAL TEN: WHAT?

CHRIS: Don't worry. This is only for today. And in case you are wondering, in congratulations for making it to the merge, there will be no elimination today. This is strictly for reward.

JO: Unless you're giving us a million bucks, I'm not interested.

CHRIS: Yeah.... that's probably won't happen. So anyways, today's challenge is what I called Fruit Punch!

ZOEY: Isn't that a name of a drink?

CHRIS: Trust me. It gets good. One person from each team will enter the bounce house, grab as many fruits as they can carry, and make a fruit drink for the next person will follow. The challenge will ends once every contestant on the winning team has drank a fruit drink.

ALEJANDRO: And the reward is...?

CHRIS: The winning team will get a weekend cruise aboard a luxury yacht. Losers will stay here and eat Chef's mystery meatballs!

---CONFESSIONAL STATIC---

ALEJANDRO: After weeks of starving, hearing the word meatballs sounds appitizing. But putting the words "Chef" and "mystery" would make a person continue to starve.

---CONFESSIONAL STATIC---

The teams were organized based on their gender. It was boys vs. girls for the challenge. The first two to run to grab the drinks was Samey and Alejandro.

CHRIS: I just can't wait for this to start. Contestants, go!

Alejandro and Samey rushed to the bounce house. Alejandro was the first one there and climbed in. Several fruits were smashed. Samey soon came in after. The two gathered as many fruits as they can grab. Alejandro took off his shirt and stuffed the fruits in them. Tying his shirt, he threw it out of the bounce house. Grabbing more fruit before escaping, Alejandro ran to blend the fruits.

Samey grabbed as much as she can but it wasn't as big as Alejandro's carry.

CHRIS: It seems that I forgot a rule. If a fruit leaves the bounce house, it must be used as a drink. So in this case, smaller is better.

ALEJANDRO: You tell us this now?

SHAWN: Hurry up, Alejandro! I'm a quick drinker!

---CONFESSIONAL STATIC---

SAMEY: I'm sort of glad that I'm one of the smallest ones here. If I was any bigger, I probably would've made the same mistake as Alejandro.

---CONFESSIONAL STATIC---

Because of the rules, Alejandro had to take some time blending all of the fruits for Shawn to drink. Meanwhile, Samey finished making her drink. Zoey drank it and went to the bounce house.

CHRIS: And Zoey makes it to the bounce house! The ladies have the lead!

SHAWN: Blend faster!

ALEJANDRO: I'm blending as fast as I can!

---CONFESSIONAL STATIC---

SHAWN: I am not to keen on going on the yacht, especially if the zombie apocalypse starts when I'm on it. It's small and I can easily be cornered. But I don't want Chef's mystery meatballs. Those things can kill a person!

---CONFESSIONAL STATIC---

Zoey waste no time blending the fruits for Jo. Both Zoey and Alejandro finished blending and Shawn finally drank his drink. Both Shawn and Jo raced to the bounce house. Jo was a better climber as she got to the top first.

JO: Better move faster than that, Zombie boy!

Jo and Shawn got their fruits and raced to make the drinks for the next person on their team to go- which was Topher and Sky. Sky quickly drank the juice and caused a bigger lead for the women.

BRICK: Drink faster, private!

TOPHER: I'm doing the best that I can!

---CONFESSIONAL STATIC---

TOPHER: Yeah... should've gotten rid of Brick when I had the chance.

---CONFESSIONAL STATIC---

Topher finished the drink just as Sky was over the top of the bounce house on her way back. The two crossed paths. When Sky got to her team's station, she blended the fruit and gave it to the last runner for her team, which was Jasmine.

Brick finished Topher's drink and made lost time as both he and Jasmine was trying to find a perfectly intact fruit in the giant mess of smashed fruit.

---CONFESSIONAL STATIC---

JASMINE: I keep thinking to myself if I find it before Brick, then we could win.

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Finally, Brick and Jasmine both found an intact fruit. An orange for Jasmine and an apple for Brick. Both former Dragons rushed out and blended the fruits. All that matters now is how fast Samey can chug.

But just as Harold was about to leave, Samey finished her orange juice.

CHRIS: And the ladies win reward!

The girls cheered.

CHRIS: Ladies, I hope you know that your reward comes with a free massage to each of you and food made by Total Drama's very own DJ!

SAMEY: Oh, wow!

---CONFESSIONAL STATIC---

SAMEY: I loved DJ! When I was watching the show, I rooted fro him all the time! Now I get to meet him? I don't know how this day can get any better!

---CONFESSIONAL STATIC---

The ladies left the meeting area as Chef came in it with a large tray of his mystery meatballs.

CHRIS: Gentlemen, your lunch has arrive.

CHEF: Bon appetite!

HAROLD: The smell! I think I might have narcissistic fever!

Harold faints. Topher and Alejandro exchanged glances.

TOPHER: You know, I blame you for this, Alejandro.

The camera cuts away from the men and unto the ladies bording their yacht. Chris soon appears on the screen.

CHRIS: Well, this has been a fun adventure! Tune in next time to see more fun, more action, and more interesting scenes next time on Total! Drama! Pahkitew's Revenge!

Episode 17: Fandom Come
Recap

CHRIS: Last time on Total Drama Pahkitew's Revenge:

The contestants united and ate the rest of the Dragon's food. But they should've saved their appitites because the challenge involved them drinking all sort of fruit drinks.

Because of a small detail that I forgot to tell the contestants, the women pulled ahead of the men and won a yacht trip for two days while the men had to endure Chef's mystery meatballs. Sadly, for me, nobody got sent home. But today is different. Who's going to be sent home and who's a fan favorite to win? Find out right now on Total! Drama! Pahkitew's Revenge!

Intro Song Plays

The men sat alongside wooden stumps when Shawn returned with some berries. Each of them took a handful and began eaten them. A ship's horn rang throughout the island.

ALEJANDRO: Sounds like the ladies are back.

SHAWN: Its about time!

---CONFESSIONAL STATIC---

SHAWN: Two days! Two days of nothing but meatballs! I wouldn't complain, but they're Chef's meatballs! I'm just lucky I'm still alive!

---CONFESSIONAL STATIC---

The boys met up with the girls on the beach. As soon as Shawn saw Jasmine, he ran up to hug her.

JASMINE: Whoa! Settle down there, tiger.

ZOEY: You guys wouldn't believe what happened. It was my first time getting a massage!

ALEJANDRO: I would prefer if you kept your adventures on that yacht to yourself.

CHRIS: (loudspeakers) I hope you guys love the reunion. But as of right now, there are no more teams. Get your butts down to the meeting area for your first ever individual challenge!

JO: So, any idea on what it's going to be?

SKY: I wish.

The contestants made their way to the meeting area. There, the final ten sat in quiz booths, similar to those on Jeopardy. Separating the contestants from seeing what the other one is doing is a wooden board.

CHRIS: Welcome, contestants. Today's challenge will strictly be on what the fans are thinking of you guys right now.

HAROLD: But aren't we in the middle of shooting? Have we been live the whole time?

CHRIS: Nope.

HAROLD: But how-

CHRIS: Enough trying to break the fourth wall. That's my job. Anywho, we asked the show's fans on what they thought of you. They saw your gameplay, your alliances, your wierd habits. So we asked them ten questions and then made all of you answers. Problem is, you don't know if I'm going to repeat the same answer.

JO: If Scott was here, I'm sure he'll say something that'll make this challenge a whole lot difficult.

TOPHER: A quiz show? Is that the best you can do, Chris?

---CONFESSIONAL STATIC---

ZOEY: The challenge was just perfect until you had to open your mouth, Topher. Why? Why didn't you keep your mouth closed?

---CONFESSIONAL STATIC---

CHRIS: Trust me. I would've had you guys get shocked if you guessed the wrong answers, but legal said no.

TOPHER: You've starting to become paranoid, Chris. How about if I-

CHRIS: Do you want to go home now?

TOPHER: Shutting up.

CHRIS: Good. Moving on, on your screen, you will see all ten questions that we asked the contestants. You will press one of the questions and pick the one that the fans answered. Unlike the fans, you guys can choose the same person more than once. Once you are done, hit submit. The person with the highest amount of right answers will win today's challenge. Everybody else better hope they can last another day. You may now answer the questions.

It took the final ten five minutes once everybody submitted their answers. Chris took them into account on his uPad (closest parody to iPad that I can find. MePad was already taken by somebody else) and tallied the results.

CHRIS: Alright, I have your answers. Time to see if you are right. The first question was: Which contestant played the best game so far. Time to show your answers.

On the screens facing Chris, the contestant answers are shown. Alejandro, Harold, Jasmine, Samey, Shawn, and Zoey all answered Shawn. Brick, Jo, and Topher voted for themselves and Sky voted for Jo.

CHRIS: The correct answer is: Shawn! So Alejandro, Harold, Jasmine, Samey, Shawn, and Zoey. You all get a point! Brick, Jo, Sky, and Topher, sorry but no point. Next question was to decide who was the biggest floater of the final ten. Here is what you decided:

The votes are shown. Alejandro, Jo, Sky, Samey, and Topher all chose Samey. Brick, Jasmine, Shawn, and Zoey chose Harold, and Harold chose Brick.

CHRIS: And the correct answer is... Samey! So Alejandro, Jo, Sky, Samey, and Topher all get a point. Alejandro and Samey are tied for first right now while Brick still needs to make it on the scoreboard.

---CONFESSIONAL STATIC---

SAMEY: I have no idea how Harold was doing. I voted for myself because even with my friendships, I felt like I was floating by. I'm surprised that Topher voted for me!

---CONFESSIONAL STATIC---

If you guys just want to hear Chris' voice throughout this with no little plot development to the whole season, there is something wrong with you. Unfortuantly, this is one of those LazyBlogger moments. So let me cut to the chase. Here are the questions and the answers:

Question 3) Which contestant is the most deserving to be in the final ten? Jo

Question 4) Which contestant made the biggest move? Alejandro

Question 5) Which contestant played the most loyal game? Jasmine

Question 6) Which contestant would most likely win this challenge? Zoey

Question 7) Which contestant has the most fans (outside of family and friends) Harold

Question 8) If the audience can choose one contestant to make it to the final five, who will it be? Topher

Question 9) Which contestant would be the most successful whether they win or lose the million dollars? Sky

And the score update:

Alejandro: 8

Brick; 5

Harold: 7

Jasmine: 8

Jo: 2

Samey: 7

Shawn: 6

Sky: 6

Topher: 5

Zoey: 6

And know we are in the final round. Thank you for surviving past the LazyBlogger commentry.

CHRIS: Alrighty, campers. Here is the very last question: Who will be the most likely to win the million dollars.

JO: What kind of question is that? That automatically sets a target on yourself!

CHRIS: I know! Anyways, lets show the results!

The results are shown. Alejandro, Brick, Samey, Sky, and Zoey voted for Brick; Harold, Jo, and Topher voted for themselves, and Jasmine and Shawn voted for Samey.

CHRIS: Looks like the front runners are split. One of them is correct and the other is incorrect. And the person who is corrects and wins the first challenge is... Alejandro! Sorry, Jasmine, but you tried.

JASMINE: It's the first individual challenge.

CHRIS: Yep and tonight will be the first campfire ceremony in which you all have to attend. Decide who's getting cut loose and cast your votes tonight.

---CONFESSIONAL STATIC---

JO: I've pretty much cut all ties I had with Zoey. If she doesn't come crying back to me before the campfire ceremony, she's gone.

---CONFESSIONAL STATIC---

Still in Confessional

ALEJANDRO: First one to win immunity from tonight's vote. This probably means that Jo is safe, too. But I cannot control who will vote for who. All I can do is to make sure the votes aren't on Jo.

---CONFESSIONAL STATIC---

Jo, Harold, and Topher are near the beach.

TOPHER: So, what's the plan?

JO: The plan is to cut Zoey. She's a challenge beast. If we don't get rid of her now, she'll stay here until the season is over.

TOPHER: Right. And tell me why Zoey? Why not somebody like Sky?

JO: Sky's a threat, but Zoey is a bigger threat to the competition. And as much as I love to get rid of Alejandro, he's immune.

---CONFESSIONAL STATIC---

TOPHER: This is just too perfect! With what Jo is saying, I can get rid of all the Unicorns and leaving the Dragons still in the game. No matter what I do, its a win for me.

---CONFESSIONAL STATIC---

Still in Confessional

JO: Topher probably thinks that I am letting down my former team. Ha! Joke is on him. Brick is too much of a wild card for Topher, but he is the final card I need for a royal flush. And once I have Brick in place, adios, Topher!

---CONFESSIONAL STATIC---

Brick and Zoey gather berries for dinner before the ceremony.

ZOEY: Thanks for helping me, Brick. It means a lot to know that I can trust at least someone on this island.

BRICK: No problem.

ZOEY: I guess the both of us are the misfits of our team, huh?

BRICK: You can say that. Topher took control of the Dragons and I assume Jo took control of the Unicorns. Am I right?

ZOEY: You are. My back is against the wall and I don't know what to do. You've been in this spot before, right?

BRICK: I've been in this spot ever since Topher took control of the team. He already got Samey's vote, and because Samey is with Jasmine and Shawn, that's four votes right there.

ZOEY: Wow, you must be a lucky guy winning the last team immuniy challenge.

BRICK: If it wasn't the case, then I wouldn't be here. So, yeah. I got lucky.

ZOEY: Do you think that Jo and Topher might be in an alliance?

BRICK: Think? I know! Topher talks in his sleep. You wouldn't believe what he said the last two nights. Why did you ask?

ZOEY: Its just a hunch. Jo's closest ally is Harold and...

BRICK: Wait. Harold? Oh no.

ZOEY: Brick, what is it?

BRICK: We need to to get everyone to vote for either Jo or Topher!

ZOEY: I don't follow.

---CONFESSIONAL STATIC---

BRICK: Zoey's a sweet girl and a vicious team player! One of the greats! But her gameplay is mostly on winning challenges and keeping her word. Strategizing isn't her strong suit.

---CONFESSIONAL STATIC---

BRICK: We need to seperate the votes! If those six vote together-

ZOEY: They can rule the game! Brick! You're genius! Tonight, we're voting out Jo. You tell her that we are planning to vote out Topher. Say that even if she does succeed, she'll be outnumbered by your team.

BRICK: Roger that!

Meanwhile, Jo slowly walked around the island, whistling. Brick soon came up running.

BRICK: Jo! Wait up!

JO: Huh? Oh, its you. You know, I always thought that I would come to you for your vote.

BRICK: Take notes, soldier. This is my game.

JO: Yeah, right. So, what can I do you for?

BRICK: You can start by voting for Topher, traitor!

JO: What? Hey, who are you calling a traitor, Brick?

BRICK: Topher talks in his sleep. And I know you are gunning after Zoey.

JO: Really? So you're her messanger boy?

BRICK: I am not. She's off telling the others what's what.

---CONFESSIONAL STATIC---

JO: If this happens, I'll either call their bluff or believe them and vote with them. But I know Brick. Which makes it the best way for everyone to vote my way.

---CONFESSIONAL STATIC---

JO: So, you want to vote for Topher, huh? Well, let me tell you something, Brick. Voting for Zoey would be voting for Topher.

BRICK: How is that right?

JO: Here is how it works. As of right now, you and Zoey are up against the wall. Either one of you can flip to save yourselves. However, Topher would see you as merely a pawn. I see you as an ally. If you vote for Zoey today, and tomorrow, Topher leaves in a 4-5 vote, no questions ask. And if Topher wins, his closest ally leaves. Agreed? Could we shake on it.

Brick hesitated before shaking Jo's hands.

Later that night, the merged contestants attending the first post-merged campfire ceremony. Chris has nine marshmallows on a plate.

CHRIS: Because you all are qualified for jury members, you will be sent to a different location than what the other 14 losers are right now. You all made your decisions and cast your votes. If I don't call your name, you are the first member of the jury. And the marshmallows goes to... Samey, Topher, Brick, Jasmine, Shawn, Alejandro, Sky, and Harold.

JO: Gee. Another moment in the bottom two. You guys have to stop voting for me.

CHRIS: What's the matter, Jo? Afraid of a little challenge?

JO: You wish.

CHRIS: And, Zoey, I am guessing that your performance in the All-Star season brought you to the bottom two, right?

ZOEY: I guess. Sure, why not? Why not have it all be a lie, Jo!

CHRIS: Looks like a cat fight is about to go off! But only one of you will stay and the other will be part of the jury. And the lucky one staying on this island is...Jo! Sorry, Zoey, but you're out! But I will say that the votes are close.

ZOEY: Really?

CHRIS: Yep! Close to unaminous. The only one who didn't vote for you was you. So long.

Zoey, sadden at Brick's betrayal, slowly walked towards the boat of losers.

CHRIS: Well, that was fun! But wait until what we have in store next time here on Total! Drama! Pahkitew's Revenge!

Meanwhile, on the Boat of Losers...

ZOEY: I can't believe Brick betrayed me! All this season, I've been betrayed by my new friends while my old ones got picked off. And to make things worse, I have to wait until the finale just to see Mike again! I just don't know how things can get any worse!

Thunder crackled and it started to rain.

ZOEY: And it starts to rain. Why wouldn't it rain?

Episode 18: The Key to My Chest
Recap

CHRIS: Last time on Total Drama Pahkitew's Revenge:

Our show's fans answered a bunch of random questions about the final ten. And our remaining ten contestants had to see what majority of them said. Harold tried breaking the fourth wall, which was MY job. But after so much answering, Alejandro got the highest score.

Fearing for the worst, Jo, Topher, and Harold... well, mostly Jo and Topher, managed to convince everyone to vote out a challenge beast. Brick, ran the alarm to eliminate Topher, however with Jo's manipulating skills, Brick soon voted against the person he sought to keep in.

And that person was none other than Zoey, who became the season's first jury member. Who will join up with Zoey? Just stay tuned and find out right here, right now on Total! Drama! Pahkitew's Revenge!

Intro Song

After the campfire cerermony, the remaining nine contestants fell asleep. Brick, however, tossed and turned. Alejandro notices.

ALEJANDRO: Brick, I don't know if this might come as a shock, but some of us are trying to sleep.

BRICK: Sorry, Alejandro. I'm just not used to betraying my comrades. I know this is a game, but...

ALEJANDRO: Then I will gladly assist you. I know that Sky has betrayed Zoey a few times, but look at her now.

Alejandro and Brick looked to see Sky sleep.

'ALEJANDRO:' She is sleeping peacefully, because she knows this is a game. But it wasn't your fault Zoey got out. And that is why I came to help you.

BRICK: Go on.

ALEJANDRO: You want Topher out, correct? Well, I got a secret that Jo knows all to well.

BRICK: Really?

---CONFESSIONAL STATIC---

BRICK: If I play my cards right with Alejandro, I might be able to knock down the two biggest social threats in this game. I may be giving Alejandro an inch, but I know that I have the leash on him for now.

---CONFESSIONAL STATIC---

ALEJANDRO: Brick, I want you to listen very carefully. The night where Heather got eliminated, I saw Jo put Gwen's diary under her pillow.

BRICK: Jo's a thief?

ALEJANDRO: Not a thief. An instigator. And in this game, a thief is counted as an angel compared to an instigator. So here is what we are going to do, Brick. If Jo wins the next challenge, we go for either Topher or Jo's right-hand man, Harold. If anybody but Jo wins, we go after her. Then and only then are we going after Topher.

BRICK: And after that, it's over, correct? We are just sticking together to get rid of Jo and Topher, right?

ALEJANDRO: That is as far as I can take you. After that, I need a good reason from you on why I should not vote for you.

BRICK: I accept, Alejandro.

---CONFESSOINAL STATIC---

ALEJANDRO: Every season of Total Drama has somebody that is desperate enough to sign a contract from the devil. I know that Tyler back in my first season is like that. And in this season, its Brick. I can mold him into any way I want to and once I'm done with my new toy, it goes out. I am just shocked that Brick is willing to side with me as far until Topher and Jo leaves. That is true commitment.

---CONFESSIONAL STATIC---

After a late morning brunch, the contestants were told to meet Chris at the meeting area. There, he had a sack in his hands. Nine chests were behind him.

SKY: What's with the bag?

CHRIS: Take it easy, Sky. All will be revealed.

JASMINE: Uh, we all are here, Chris.

CHRIS: Very well. Today's challenge is Pahkitew's version of the key hunting challenge back in season one. If you remember correctly, Heather won immunity and Trent was blindsided. Hard times.

SAMEY: Poor Trent!

CHRIS: It's going to be poor everybody right here and right now. In this sack, I have nine of the hardest locations that our interns hid the keys. And just like last time, the keys will go to the chest behind me. Unlike last time, all the keys will fit in a chest, so you might get something or you might get nothing. I don't know which key goes where. Now hurry up and grab your location.

Chris opened the sack and every contestant reached their hands in. They each pulled out a small, folded up paper. The final nine opened their paper. And, here is the location list for you:

Alejandro: Beach

Brick: Cave (near the tree house)

Harold: Control Room

Jasmine: Thorn Maze

Jo: Mt. Looming Tradegy (Chris will explain that)

Samey: Campfire Area

Shawn: Mutant Forest

Sky: Meeting Area

Topher: Boathouse

JO: Uh, why is Mount Looming Tradegy here? That mountain was on Camp Wawanakwa!

CHRIS: It's a mechanical island, Jo. If I wanted to make Mt. Looming Tradegy, I can make it appear with a push of a button.

JASMINE: Okay, so riddle me this: where's the thorn maze?

CHRIS: That. Well, the thorn maze is just a patch of thorns and prickers somewhere on the northern side of the island.

SKY: Why is the Meeting Area here? It's the easiest place to look! I don't think it's a challenge.

CHRIS: I was hoping Topher would get that card. But it doesn't matter that much, it'll be the best one to watch.

Reaching in his back pocket, Chris pulled out a remote. Pushing a button, a giant mountain of trash rose up.

---CONFESSIONAL STATIC---

SKY: I just happened to open my mouth.

CHRIS: I was going to ask who had your location, Sky. Either way, that trash heap comes up.

---CONFESSIONAL STATIC---

CHRIS: Before I let you go free, Topher, which location do you have?

TOPHER: The boathouse.

CHRIS: I stand corrected.

HAROLD: Uh, Chris, I have no idea where the control room is. There isn't much help that I can accomplish, so...

CHRIS: Fine! (Chris hands Harold a map.)

JO: Wait. You're helping him?

CHRIS: It's a map to the closest entrance to get underground. It's not a map to the control room. Is everybody good on that? Yes? Good. Now, go!

Eight of the nine remaining contestants raced towards their location. Sky slumped down and began slowly walking towards the giant trash pile.

CHRIS: You're not going to win the challenge going that slow, Sky!

The contestants reached their locations. Jo started to climb Mt. Looming Tradegy, Alejandro started to shift through the sand, Harold ran away from Chris robots, Sky searched through garbage, Samey checked under every available seat at the ceremony, and Jasmine shifted through the thorns. Topher and Brick are outside their designated areas.

Over at the cave, Brick was talking to himself as he slowly walked in.

BRICK: Alright, soldier. It's a simple walk in. The dark can't hurt you.

Brick ran out screaming.

---CONFESSIONAL STATIC---

BRICK: It's a little too dark for me.

---CONFESSOINAL STATIC---

Topher enters the boathouse and looked around. Massive amount of fishing and hunting gear laid on the floor. A lone boat sits on the water.

TOPHER: Well, this sucks. I wonder why Chris would love to see me here.

Topher laid down and gazed at the water. Two hands came up from the water, grabbed him, and brought him down into the water. Underwater, Topher gulped as Fang started to beat him up.

After searching Chris's podium, Samey started to go down the path that leads to the Boat of Losers. Finding nothing she went back up.

SAMEY: Where is that key?

Samey looked up and managed to find the key on a line of Chinese lanterns.

SAMEY: Wow. How did I miss that?

Shawn leapt from branch to branch, avoiding mutant creatures about to attack him. Finally, he found his key. Unfortunately, it was on Larry's flower.

SHAWN: Well, this just got interesting.

At the beach, Alejandro had dug over 20 holes, searching for the key. He continued to dig until after his 40th hole, he managed to find his.

ALEJANDRO: Mucho Bueno!

Alejandro went back to the meeting area where Harold, Samey, and Sky have all found their keys.

HAROLD: What took you?

ALEJANDRO: How did you escape? I believe it takes 20 minutes to find the exit from the control room.

SKY: He used an escape pod.

SAMEY: And Chris wasn't happy about that. He forced Chef to put the escape pod back.

Topher arrived with bruises and scapes. Topher fell to the ground.

TOPHER: Hi, everybody.

SAMEY: Topher!

SKY: What happened?

TOPHER: Mutant shark attack.

---CONFESSIONAL STATIC---

TOPHER: Do I regret voting for Scott two weeks ago? For today, yes. Yes I do. With Scott, he would've had to take on Fang, no questions asked.

---CONFESSIONAL STATIC---

HAROLD: So, where was the key?

TOPHER: On a shark tooth.

Alejandro rolled his eyes and walked away.

SKY: Where are you going?

ALEJANDRO: Chris isn't forcing us to stay here until its time to open our gifts. I am going to happily help my closest friends.

Alejandro left as Jo came back.

JO: So why did the Spanish Villian leave?

SAMEY: Alejandro said that he need to help his closest friends.

JO: Oh, really?

---CONFESSIONAL STATIC---

JO: Alejandro's gathering votes. But it won't matter. I automatically got five votes against him if he plans to attack me.

---CONFESSIONAL STATIC---

Shawn walked past the thorn pit tossing his key around. He got a few scrapes and a black eye with his encounter with Larry, but he managed to escape in one piece.

JASMINE: Shawn?

SHAWN: Jasmine? Jasmine! Where are you?

JASMINE: Stuck in thorns. I need help.

Shawn turned and saw Jasmine below him. Jasmine couldn't even move unless she wants to get even more scratched up by the thorns.

SHAWN: Don't worry, Jasmine! I'm coming!

Shawn jumped into the pit to help out Jasmine. They both escaped with more scrapes then what they had bargained for.

---CONFESSIONAL STATIC---

JASMINE: So maybe Shawn isn't the brightest one. But at least he won't think twice about saving me. That's something I can always count Shawn on.

---CONFESSIONAL STATIC---

Still in Confessional

SHAWN: Jasmine's totally worth dying for. Today, it was thorns. No problem. But tomorrow, it'll be zombies. I promise you that!

---CONFESSIONAL STATIC---

Alejandro met up with Brick outside the cave. Together, they found Brick's key and the two of them rushed back to the meeting area where became the last ones to arrive.

CHRIS: Its about time. Now it's time to see what you all won! We will go in a predetermined order, so Topher, you're up.

Topher managed to find his chest on his fifth try. Unlocking it, he claimed his reward, which was just a blank piece of paper with Chris's signature.

TOPHER: Is this some kind of joke?

CHRIS: That is worth more than your life, Topher. Brick, its your turn.

It took Brick's two tries before finding his chest and claiming his prize.

BRICK: A flashlight?

CHRIS: Yep!

BRICK: I've faced my fears for something that could help me? Yes!

CHRIS: Calm down, soldier. Jasmine, its your turn.

Jasmine unlocked her chest and found it empty.

JASMINE: What the-? It's empty!

CHRIS: I don't believe I said that every chest has something. Now lets see what your thorn friend has to offer. Shawn?

Shawn went up and got a $20 gift certificate. Alejandro won chips and soda, Harold won cologne, and Samey got some letters from home. Jo went up to the first available chest and claimed her reward.

JO: Yes! I'm immune, suckers! Haha!

---CONFESSIONAL STATIC---

JO: I made it to the final eight. How do you like me now!

---CONFESSIONAL STATIC---

Still in Confessional Static

ALEJANDRO: My main target is still at large. But that doesn't mean that her partner, Harold, or Topher will be safe. This game is like chess and I am always one step ahead of my competition.

---CONFESSIONAL STATIC---

CHRIS: Alright, campers. Jo wins. But we need to see what Sky has one. Sky?

Sky went up to the last chest and opened it. Inside her prize awaits.

SKY: Really?

SHAWN: What is it?

SKY: It's a stick.

Sky pulled her prize out of the chest.

CHRIS: Correction, Sky. It's not a stick, it's a twig.

SKY: (sarcastic) Gee. I never had a twig before. Thanks.

CHRIS: Glad you liked it. Now its time for you guys to decide who to vote for. You can vote for anybody but Jo. I'll see you then.

Jo and Topher found a private spot to talk with each other.

TOPHER: So I assume that you are not giving up immunity.

JO: Not even if you pry it from my cold, dead fingers.

TOPHER: Alright, so who do we kick out.

JO: Do you want to hear a secret?

TOPHER: Of course.

JO: I framed Heather.

TOPHER: You? No way!

JO: You better believe it, Fanboy. I kicked out Heather from this game. And the only other person who knows about this is Alejandro. So to protect our alliance, he has to go. Agreed?

TOPHER: Definitely. I'll talk to Samey about it, and you'll get the rest. The votes will be unaminous as Total Drama can get!

---CONFESSIONAL STATIC---

TOPHER: Jo is digging her own grave. When she realizes what she has done, I will start to bury her.

---CONFESSIONAL STATIC---

Brick and Sky walked together.

BRICK: Sky, I have something to say. I feel guilty about betraying Zoey last night.

SKY: I know it hurts. I can't tell you how many times I let Zoey down. But its just a game. Sometimes, we have to live with our actions.

BRICK: I know. So I plan on avenging that by going after the person who convince me to go back on my word.

SKY: Which is...?

BRICK: Jo.

SKY: But she's immune!

BRICK: That is why we are going against her right-hand man. Agreed?

SKY: Her right hand man? You mean Harold? Fine by me. He hasn't had much game development. I'll see if I can convince the others. Is there anybody else who's voting that way?

BRICK: Alejandro.

SKY: Alejandro? We can't trust him!

BRICK: What choice do I have? Besides, he told me everything. He saw Jo frame Heather using Gwen's diary.

SKY: So we're back on that subject already? I thought it was over!

BRICK: You do realize that Alejandro sleeps with one eye open, right.

SKY: Of course I-

BRICK: Go on.

SKY: That lying bi***! Brick, we're in it to get rid of Jo!

BRICK: Alright. Go tell the others.

---CONFESSIONAL STATIC---

SKY: This game was perfect with Dave, Mike, Gwen, Zoey, and I! Thanks to Brick, Jo managed to knock out Mike, Gwen, and Zoey! Dave got himself voted out, but Jo ruined my game! No way will I let that happened again!

---CONFESSIONAL STATIC---

It was one hour before the campfire ceremony. Topher and Samey watched the sunset together.

TOPHER: It's beautiful, isn't it?

SAMEY: Are you talking about the sunset or me?

TOPHER: I love them the same. But I love you just a bit more. You're the key to my chest, Samey.

SAMEY: Really? That's so sweet, Topher. I love you, too.

TOPHER: Say, have you been thinking on who to vote for?

SAMEY: Not really.

TOPHER: Well, I know. So here is what I need you to do.

Topher whispered Samey his plan. Later, during the campfire ceremony, Chris was about to pass out the marshmallows.

CHRIS: As you all know the rules. no marshmallow means jury duty. And nobody likes being part of any jury. And, Harold?

HAROLD: Yes?

CHRIS: The escape pod is still out in the water. So after the votes, I want you to go and put it back.

SAMEY: I thought Chef was doing that.

CHRIS: Like I said, nobody likes jury duty. Anyways, marshmallows go to the following: Jo, Brick, Samey, Sky, Topher, Shawn, and Jasmine.

HAROLD: If I'm eliminated, does that mean I still have to put the escape pod back?

CHRIS: Yes, Harold, you do. Eliminated or not, you don't leave until that pod goes back. And if you do get eliminated, the boat won't leave until you get it back.

HAROLD: Oh.

CHRIS: Any last comments, Alejandro?

ALEJANDRO: Actually, yes. I just want everyone to know who really stole Gwen's diary. Some of you might not realize, but I saw everything.

SHAWN: Really?

JASMINE: I would love to hear this.

Alejandro stands up.

ALEJANDRO: I have been using this as a last resort. But if I do leave, I just want to ruin the game of somebody else. Jo stole Gwen's diary and blamed Heather on it.

Jasmine, Topher, Shawn, Samey, and Harold gasped. They all looked at Jo. Alejandro sat back down.

JO: Oh, come on! You guys are going to believe Alejandro! He's a manipulative jerk!

TOPHER: Alejandro sleeps with one eye open, Jo.

HAROLD: I can't believe I gave my honor to somebody that lives without honor.

CHRIS: Wow. What an impressive speech, Alejandro.

ALEJANDRO: Thank you.

CHRIS: However, its not enough for you to stay in this game. You're gone!

ALEJANDRO: Que?

Alejandro watched as Harold snatched the last marshmallow.

JO: Ha!

ALEJANDRO: It doesn't matter. The truth is out. If you want to deny the truth, go right ahead. But you all will be living with a liar. At least I played the game more honestly.

Alejandro made his way to the Boat of Losers. The intern working in Chef's place soon drove off as soon as Alejandro was on board.

CHRIS: Well that went well. Tune in next time to see another exciting episode of Total! Drama! Pahkitew's Revenge! Harold, get your butt into the water. You got a pod to put back.

Meanwhile, on the boat of losers...

ALEJANDRO: Good game, Jo. Very good game. However, I did blurt out our little secret. So I wouldn't mind seeing you leave the game tomorrow. And just be warned that I caused your elimination from the dead. Fairwell and goodnight, Jo. It'll be the last time you'll sleep on Pahkitew Island.

Episode 19: Talent Scouts
Recap

CHRIS: Last time on Total Drama Pahkitew's Revenge:

Alejandro and Brick surprisingly teamed up to fight against Jo and Topher. Unlikely duo, but it is nonetheless still an alliance.

At the challenge, the teams went to the most dangerous spots on the island. Topher played Scott's role and got beaten up by Fang. Alejandro dug in the sand, and Jo climbed great heights and claimed invincibility.

At the campfire, it was pretty clear which two contestants are running the game, which didn't do to well with the guy running season three. Alejandro told everyone about Heather's elimination but that didn't stop him from being eliminated himself.

We lost two-thirds of the contestants. But the glorious eight are still in the game. Who's going to be part of the lucky final seven and who had lost this pageant? Find out right here, right now on Total! Drama! Pahkitew's Revenge!

Intro Song plays

Morning came and Jasmine and Samey are picking berries for breakfast.

JASMINE: So, how was the sunset?

SAMEY: Sunset? How did you know about the sunset? Where you spying on me?

JASMINE: No at all. Shawn just happened to be walking by when he saw you and Topher flirting like wallabies on the beach. He did mention that it was a cute picture.

SAMEY: Oh.

---CONFESSIONAL STATIC---

SAMEY: I don't know how this competition could get any better! I made it to the final eight, which is something I didn't think I'll do, and the guy of my dreams is in love with me! I can lose this game and still have all that I ever wanted!

---CONFESSIONAL STATIC---

Still in Confessional Booth

JASMINE: Samey seems more cheerful than when we met. And I personally believe it is all thanks to Topher. However, I can't get my own boyfriend to accept it. It feels like Shawn is an overprotective brother over Samey.

---CONFESSIONAL STATIC---

Still in Confessional

SHAWN: You want to know how I feel about Topher? I wouldn't even trust him any more than I would trust a horde of zombies. I only voted with him just to cover my scent, but I need to get him out as soon as possible before I'm next on the hit list!

---CONFESSIONAL STATIC---

In the treehouse, Brick covered his face in his hands. Sky is right besides him, patting his back.

SKY: It's okay, Brick. At least the two of us are still here.

BRICK: I know. You should probably go. I'm cursed!

---CONFESSIONAL STATIC---

BRICK: I don't know how to explain it. It feels like all my closest allies have been eliminated as soon as I form a pact with them. First was Owen. Then it was Scott. And my curse's latest victim was Alejandro!

---CONFESSIONAL STATIC---

Sky sat down next to Brick.

SKY: Hey, Brick. You're not cursed. Just unlucky. Extremely lucky. But I am sure that your curse can change. After all, after what Alejandro had said last night, I am not sure that even Jo can survive tonight's elimination.

BRICK: I guess you're right. But to be safe, you shouldn't be around me.

The contestants were told to go to the meeting area. Where the giant pile of trash was yesterday was now an ampitheater. The wooden logs were replaced with stands. Chris stood on the stage.

CHRIS: Welcome to this fabulous challenge of this fantastic season!

JO: With a bunch of major losers.

CHRIS: Right... So today's challenge is nothing but talent. It is literally going to be pact with nothing other than talent.

TOPHER: A talent contest? Too easy!

CHRIS: I was going to have it competition style where you will face off against one other person. But I decided that you all will based your talents against today's guest judge!

HAROLD: So Chef isn't judging?

CHRIS: He still has jury duty. So please give a warm welcome to the most talented contest in Total Drama history... Trent!

In a cloud of smoke, Trent appeared on the stage.

---CONFESSIONAL STATIC---

HAROLD: All right! This is a challenge I can dominate. Trent and I go way back with the Drama Brothers! I know if there is anyone that can persuade Trent to make me win, its me.

---CONFESSIONAL STATIC---

Chris puts an arm around Trent.

CHRIS: Trent here will judge your act on a scale from 1 to 10, with 10 being the best that you can do. The winner of today's challenge will be safe from tonight's vote. The show starts this evening, so you guys better practice your acts!

The contestants left.

CHRIS: So, you want to grab a few drinks?

'TRENT:' Sure.

Inside the treehouse, Brick was practicing a card trick but the cards kept falling on the ground. Shawn was on a bunk, which Shawn inside the treehouse was rare enough.

SHAWN: It's no surpised that you want Topher out, Brick.

BRICK: Who told you that?

SHAWN: Nobody. You always seem like you want Topher out.

BRICK: All is fair in love and war, Shawn. Topher called war on me and the feeling is mutual. And only one of us can stand.

SHAWN: Right, gotcha. Listen, I'm against Topher, too. I don't like how he caused so many eliminations. I only go with it to stay under his radar.

BRICK: Wish I can stay the same. All I did was vote alongside Owen after I found out what Topher was trying to do.

SHAWN: You voted against Topher?

BRICK: I made a promise that I won't make the same mistake as I did last time.

SHAWN: So you're looking out for number one?

BRICK: Nope. My mistake is trusting an untrustworthy opponent. I told myself I won't let that happen again. And I will keep that until this game is over.

SHAWN: I see.

Shawn hops off the bunk and takes the deck of cards Brick had. Shawn made them disappear as soon as he clasped his hands together.

BRICK: How did you do that? And where are they?

SHAWN: Under your pillow.

Shawn left. Brick lifted up his pillow and saw the entire deck under there.

---CONFESSIONAL STATIC---

SHAWN: I'm just an amateur when it comes to magic. My armpit serenade is a much better talent.

---CONFESSIONAL STATIC---

Trent lays down, relaxing underneath a tree. Topher soon came up to butter Trent up.

TOPHER: So, Trent. I can't believe I am actually seeing you! I have all your albums!

TRENT: Thanks, man. And that is great!

TOPHER: Yep! I especially love the duo you and Cody did.

TRENT: Duo? I never even once did a duo in my life. None of the brothers did. It has always been a group act or a solo act.

TOPHER: I know, so, I was wondering on your judging critiques. Because obviously you are going to give Harold an edge simply because he's part of the band.

TRENT: Ah, I get it. You're trying to win. That's a good play right there. But I am not giving anyone an edge. If I see a good talent, I will give it a score. And from the talent acts that I've seen this show has done, I'll say you should worry more about Shawn than Harold. Just a thought.

TOPHER: More on Shawn, huh? Okay! Thanks, Trent!

Topher runs off.

TRENT: Poor kid.

---CONFESSIONAL STATIC---

TOPHER: So I have to worry about Shawn and his armit solo? It is a shame that the last talent show had only the final three and not anyone else. But this time, Trent is going to get blown away by my modeling!

---CONFESSIONAL STATIC---

Jo and Harold waited for Topher inside the cave next to the treehouse. Topher finally arrived.

JO: What took you so long?

TOPHER: I was trying to get some pointers for myself.

JO: If anybody's going to give you pointers, it might as well be me. Trent's not that foolish. He probably would lower your score for that! Besides, we don't need you to win. We need Harold to win.

HAROLD: Why me?

JO: Because your the most talented person here, Harold. You're a Drama Brother! You have to win. Did you get anything else besides a failed pointer?

TOPHER: Uh, Trent did say that Shawn would be more of a threat than Harold.

JO: So its settled. We vote out Shawn tonight.

HAROLD: What if he wins.

JO: If Shawn wins, I lose and live with Alejerkro and the worst nickname giver in history. But if Shawn loses, we might get a shot.

TOPHER: Why don't we vote out Brick instead? I have Shawn on a leash?

JO: Really? Because from where I'm standing, Shawn is starting to be a bit rebellious. And what if your little Pahkitew Pact does make it into the final four? Do you really think that Shawn and Jasmine would vote out Samey? Give me a break. And if it comes down to it, you lose in a tie breaker against Shawn. And besides, I always have control over Brick.

TOPHER: He can instantly turn on you just like how he did to me.

JO: It was weeks ago, hairspray. It doesn't matter. All that matters is that Shawn goes home.

HAROLD: But people will still vote against you after what Alejandro had said last night.

TOPHER: Leave that to me.

---CONFESSIONAL STATIC---

TOPHER: Samey's my key to staying in this game. Everyone loves her and I would immediately dump her the second she becomes just wallpaper. But for right now, I need to get Samey, Shawn, and Jasmine to vote for the only person who is not affiliated with any group. And that person is Sky.

Chris called everyone backstage to witness the talent show. Behind a judge's table, Trent gets ready to judge each contestant. Backstage, Chris is giving out the order that each contestant should appear in. The order was Brick, Jasmine, Samey, Jo, Topher, Sky, Harold, and finally Shawn. Brick went on first.

Brick's performance went horrible. His cards went flying everywhere and by the time he finished, Trent has given him a 3.

Jasmine went on and impressed Trent with her animal hypnotism. The celebrity guest judge gave her a 7.

Samey went on and did a cheer-leading skit.

TRENT: (After the performance) Its not bad, but its not good. I give you a five.

Topher went on to do some modelling poses. Trent gave Topher a 6.

Sky went and did a juggling routine with some apples. She ended it by having an apple land on her head. Trent gave her a 7.

Harold went on and did a beat-boxing performance. It felt like Harold had experience and, despite Trent's criticism, Harold beat-boxed was faster and more steady than usual. So because of the improvement, Trent gave Harold a perfect score.

Back stage, Topher was complaining.

TOPHER: Did you see that? Trent totally gave it easy to you.

HAROLD: You should never kiss butt to the judges unless they are Chris.

CHRIS: I am going to pretend I never heard that.

JO: Well, you did, so...

CHRIS: Yeah... Zombie Boy, you're up!

Shawn went up and did a serenade of Beethoven's 5th sympathy.

TRENT: It was great, really. I would give it a 10, but there is one problem.

SHAWN: And what's that.

TRENT: I don't know a lot of people who would come and see somebody making armpit noises. But the music was great and I would give it a 9.

Shawn left the stage as Chris walked on stage.

CHRIS: Thank you for coming, Trent. It was great to see you. Harold, congradulations. You are moving on. As for the rest of you, somebody's heading to the jury room, and you do not want to go there. I will see you later tonight.

---CONFESSIONAL STATIC---

HAROLD: Its grand and all that I won a talent show again. Beatboxing is the way of the future.

---CONFESSIONAL STATIC---

Shawn, Jasmine, and Samey met up with Topher on the other side of the island.

JASMINE: What is this all about, Topher?

TOPHER: Let's just say that I am trying to save our skins. There's going to be a tie tonight. And because I can easily take control of Harold, we can use those votes to knock out somebody who's flying under the radar and who hasn't picked a side yet.

SAMEY: You're talking about Brick, right?

TOPHER: Hate to say it, but no. I am talking about improving our chances and voting out Sky tonight. She isn't with Jo and she isn't with me. She's flying in the middle.

SHAWN: And why should we believe you? You can be double crossing us for all I know!

TOPHER: Do you want to win the million, zombie boy, or not? Because as far as I know, the only way we can all stay in is if we vote out Sky.

JASMINE: Will you promise that you won't vote for any of us tonight?

TOPHER: I wouldn't be a man without my word.

SHAWN: Fine. We'll vote for Sky. But if there happens to be one vote that isn't for Sky, you're next.

TOHPER: Granted.

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SHAWN: I don't feel right about voting for Sky. But as long as it isn't me, I'm good.

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Over at the treehouse, Jo was talking to Sky.

SKY: And why should I not vote for you? You broke Cameron's leg, stole Gwen's diary... The way I see it, you overstayed your welcome!

JO: Probably. But you would be making a big mistake. As of right now, there's a jury and everyone is trying to make themselves look good in front of the jury. So, would you rather allign yourself with me or a jury favorite like Shawn?

SKY: Shawn?

JO: Yep. He started this campaign to vote you out.

SKY: Are you sure about that?

JO: I heard it from the horse's mouth. But if don't want to vote with us and get rid of Shawn, that's cool. Just remember that your funeral comes after.

SKY: I know I'm going to regret this, but I'm in.

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SKY: I hate alligning myself with Jo, but she's right. There's a jury now and I have a much better chance of winning with her in the final three than with Shawn. Shawn, if you are watching this, my vote is strictly business related. I have nothing against you personally.

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Still in Confessional

JO: Sky is gone tomorrow no matter what happens. If I do get voted out, then Topher's little Pahkitew Pact would dominate the game. But if Shawn gets out, Sky is also out tomorrow. It's a lose-lose for Sky no matter what happens.

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The contestants arrived at the campfire ceremony. Chris went over the introductions and gave Harold his marshmallow.

CHRIS: One marshmallow gone, six more remain and seven unimmune contestants are left. The following five marshmallows goes to Samey, Brick, Topher, Jasmine, and for a wierd reason, Jo.

SKY: Good luck trying to get me out, Shawn.

SHAWN: Likewise, Sky. Likewise.

CHRIS: I honostly don't know how Jo didn't get votes, but I do know that one of you got out because of that.

SKY: Got out? (gasps) Jo! You betrayed me!

JO: Did I?

CHRIS: Sky, you're...

SKY: Out. I knew I should've voted for you, Jo!

CHRIS: Actually, you're still in. Shawn, sorry dude, but you're out.

SHAWN: What?

JASMINE: What?

Shawn and Jasmine looked at each other.

SHAWN: Well, call me crazy, but I think we got played.

The couple looked at Topher who was whistling.

TOPHER: I have a better chance of winning without you, Shawn. Don't take it personal, wait, scratch that. Do take it personal.

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TOPHER: I had no other choice. Shawn is pretty much the biggest threat to me. Do I feel guilty about betraying him? Not at all! Adios, Zombie Nutcase! I won't miss you one bit!

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Shawn and Jasmine shared one last kiss before the Boat of Losers took Shawn away. Chef walked up to Chris.

CHEF: Shawn got eliminated?

CHRIS: Chef! You're back!

CHEF: Sure am. Two whole days to decide whether or not this person's speeding ticket was valid.

CHRIS: And I'm sure you have nothing interesting to say. But stay tuned, viewers, to see more and exciting eliminations next time on Total! Drama! Pahkitew's Revenge!

Meanwhile, on the Boat of Losers....

SHAWN: So this is what it feels like to be blindsided. I don't know who is worse, Jo or Topher? Both of them are playing the game and with the three of them, I don't know how anybody else can win. But I did have fun and I just wished that it would've been that no-good, sneaky, pain in the neck! But at least he has something waiting for him as soon as Topher gets eliminated. Money won't save you from a zombie apocalypse, Topher. And I won't even help you if you get surrounded by the horde of the undead!

Episode 20: Trial By The Hexacourse
CHRIS: Last time on Total Drama Pahkitew's Revenge:

Former TD contestant, Trent, came to the island to judge a talent competition between the final eight. Brick believed that he is cursed after alligning himself at the wrong times with Owen, Scott, and Alejandro, which may be not in his best interest.

Topher tried to butter up Trent just so Topher can get a few more votes. And Shawn revealed to us that he can do some neat illusions. Anyways, Jo figured out that Topher's Pahkitew Pact could mean an end to her, so she managed to convince Topher to drop his most rebellious member. AKA, Shawn.

At the talent contest, Harold's improved beat-boxing skills got him a perfect score. Before the elimination, Topher told his pact what was going down. However it was all for nothing as Topher betrayed his pact and Shawn got sent to jury duty. Speaking of which, Chef is back from his own jury duty!

Seven lucky contestants remain. But for one contestant, the lucky number will become unlucky. Who's going to slip? Who's gonna fall? And who will be the next member of the jury? Find out now on Total! Drama! Pahkitew's Revenge!

Intro Song

The remaining seven contestants walked back to their treehouse after the campfire ceremony. Along the way, Jasmine grabbed Topher by the shoulder. Samey noticed that the two of them weren't following the group.

SAMEY: Jasmine? Are you and Topher coming?

JASMINE: We'll be there. I just have to take care of some business.

Samey nods and continue to walk back towards the tree house. Jasmine, on the other hand, lifted Topher up and against a tree.

JASMINE: You got five seconds on why I can't send you home in an ambulance.

TOPHER: I don't know how Australia does it, but I am pretty sure ambulances don't take people home.

JASMINE: Five....

TOPHER: Because my looks is all I have?

JASMINE: Four...

TOPHER: Because Jo convinced me otherwise?

JASMINE: Three...

TOPHER: Don't hurt me! I'm begging you! I'm too beautiful to die!

JASMINE: And why shouldn't I kill you, you slimy dingo? Shawn and I believed that you would vote for Sky. But she's still in the game and he's gone!

TOPHER: Listen, even if I did vote for Sky, there's still a chance that she might win and that puts me on Jo's radar. It wasn't anything personal. It was all strategic.

JASMINE: Well my next vote WILL be personal, Topher.

Jasmine dropped Topher and walked back to the tree house.

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TOPHER: I will admit that my vote was a mix between strategic and personal. Shawn's nuts and I don't like him. If I could, I would've ditched him on day one. But he alligned himself with Samey and Jasmine, turned out to be perfect for me. Plus, if I didn't and Shawn loses, I would be next. So no matter what, I'm still in the game.

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Still in Confessional

JASMINE: I will make Topher pay one way or another. And he will regret voting for Shawn!

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Chris called everyone to go the northern end of the island. There a long, giant obstacle course waited for them. Between each section is a fense with open gates. At the end, hanging from a tree brannch, is a bell.

CHRIS: Campers, I welcome you to this spectacular challenge! It's an obstacle course! Or as I call it, a hexacourse! There are six stages to this challenge and each stage, somebody will be eliminated from this challenge. So no matter what, if you want to stay in, you need to be a head of one other person.

SAMEY: Is that why there are gates?

CHRIS: Yep. Think of this as musical chairs. If you are last to finish a section, you are out of the challenge. And here is how the challenge works. You will all enter through separate entrances to the tube-tastical maze that only has one exit. After that is the Ravine Cross where you need to walk across a narrow boardwalk while avoiding falling. If you fall, you need to climb back up, which will cost you time.

CHRIS (Cont.): After the crossing the ravine, you need to walk across barrels. The first barrel is full with water and the last is empty with the rest with less water than the previous. Once you finished that, you need to dig for a key to unlock your gate. Then it's onto the mirror maze. And finally, the final two would have to do a vertical climb with a rope. First person to ring the bell at the end of the challenge wins immunity. Does anyone understand? Yes? Get to your spots.

The contestants lined up at the starting line, each ready to run the course and ring the bell.

CHRIS: Contestants ready... GO!

Most of the contestants raced and dove into their tubes. Jasmine, on the other hand, remained outside.

CHRIS: Jasmine, the challenge is to go inside the tubes. Not stand outside and hope for the best.

JASMINE: Yeah... I'm going in right now. I am slowly walking towards to tubes and I am going to win this. Right now.

CHRIS: Instead of talking, how about you do it?

JASMINE: I... I... can't!

CHRIS: So you're sitting this challenge out?

JASMINE: If I must.

---CONFESSIONAL STATIC---

JASMINE: I still have concerns about being in closed spaces. I might be an adventurer by nature, but I crossed exploring caves off of my list.

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As Jasmine sat out, the other six contestants started walking across the ravine. The wind picked up and the contestants held on.

SKY: Not now.

Samey knelt down and crawled towards the end. The others followed suit. As Harold was kneeling down, a sudden gust caught him by surprised as he fell into the water below.

HAROLD (after resurfacing): Dang it!

The other five slowly walked across their barrels.

JO: Well, this isn't so bad. (fells in the mud below) Oh, come on!

BRICK: Maybe next time you'll watch where you step.

Jo threw mud at Brick, but she missed. Instead, the mud landed in front of Brick. Brick, without looking, slipped on the mud and landed in the mud.

JO: I can say the same for you, Private Backpain.

Every contestant fell into the mud. Samey, however, kept falling and couldn't continue. As the next three gates were locked, the remaining four contestants dug for one of three keys to unlock the gate.

TOPHER: Where is it? Where is it?

CHRIS (narrating): And things are getting close. The remaining four contestants continue their search for their keys.

SKY: Found one!

CHRIS: And Sky is on the mirror maze! There are mirrors around every corner. Not to mention that there is also an upper and a lower level to this maze, so don't think things will be easy.

Jo found her key.

JO: Yes!

CHRIS: And Jo is through! It is now Brick versus Topher on who is staying in this challenge!

---CONFESSIONAL STATIC---

TOPHER: The worst case scenario is Brick winning immunity. I need this now.

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Still in Confessional

BRICK: I may not know what Topher is thinking, bringing me this far into the game, but if I don't win, I know I am going home.

---CONFESSIONAL STATIC---

Inside the mirror maze, Sky and Jo searched through the endless puzzle of mirrors and glass, searching for the way out. They also know that there is an upper and lower level to the maze.

SKY: Where is it? Where's the exit?

Back at the sandpit...

BRICK: Yes!

CHRIS: And Brick found his key! Topher, buddy, have a seat with the other losers.

TOPHER: But- but...

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TOPHER: I'm not worried. He still has to face Jo and Sky. And they've been in there longer. So I am not worried about Brick winning.

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Brick managed to make up time and managed to get farther in the maze than what Jo and Sky has gotten too.

JO: How'd he passed us?

SKY: I have no idea.

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BRICK: When I was a kid, I always loved going to inside the mirror maze during carnivals. Here is a key that I learned from doing this: always look down and never up.

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The two girls realized that Brick was beating them. So they decided to fight for second before challenging Brick. So side-by-side, they quickly followed the cadet. As Brick managed to finish first, Jo outran Sky and claimed a spot in the final two of the challenge.

SKY: NO!

JO: Yes!

CHRIS: Jo, Brick is starting to climb. Sky, sucks to be you.

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SKY: I don't know what happend. I thought I had this competition won. I guess not.

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Brick was already a quarter of the way up when Jo started. They both were neck and neck. Fighting for the finish. But the bell was rung.

CHRIS: Brick wins immunity!

BRICK: YES! Wha-?

Brick fell off his rope and landed on his back. Jo jumped off her rope.

CHRIS: Brick, congrats on the win. You now survived this game up until the final six. Congratulations. The rest of you better hope that you can managed to join Brick in the final six. See you guys tonight where somebody will become the fourth member of our luxious jury.

---CONFESSIONAL STATIC---

JO: After losing to Private Pants-wetter, I knew I needed a new target. And I found just the person. She's athletic, quick, and nobody would care whether or not she'll be eliminated.

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Jasmine, Sky, and Samey picked berries for dinner.

SAMEY: So, what do we do?

JASMINE: We vote out Topher.

SAMEY: I'm sure Topher has a reasonable explanation for voting Shawn.

SKY: Hate to be rude, but if it wasn't Shawn, then it'll be me. Sorry that he's gone, Jasmine, but better him than me.

JASMINE: Maybe you're right. Wait. No. Sorry, it's just feels wrong knowing that Shawn isn't here anymore.

SAMEY: At least he's in the jury. You'll see him before this show ends.

JASMINE: True. If Shawn can continue without me, than I can do the same.

SKY: So, who are we voting for?

JASMINE: I'm going to vote for Topher. He's played both sides and he chose his side.

SAMEY: But-

SKY: Samey, I know it'll be hard. But Topher betrayed you. Would you want somebody like that on this island, knowing for well that they might backstab you?

SAMEY: No, but...

JASMINE: Then its settled.

SAMEY: But that's only three votes.

JASMINE: True, but Brick would definitely hop on board. It'll be us four in the final four and then we take out Brick. No matter what, a woman is going to win this show.

---CONFESSIONAL STATIC---

SAMEY: I am a little mad that Topher voted against us last night. But I still can't find it to vote against him. He loves me, that I know.

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In the cave near the tree house...

TOPHER: Boy, did you mess this challenge up.

JO: You're one to talk, hairspray. And here's the plan: we go for Sky. She has no defined alliance right now. She's dangerous and needs to go.

HAROLD: And how are you going to pull that off?

JO: The only one that's going to happen is with Brick. I know he'll be on board with ditching Sky.

---CONFESSIONAL STATIC---

HAROLD: I don't know why I alligned myself with Jo and Topher. Both of them are like Duncan, always pushing me around! But being around two villians in the finale would benefit my cause. With them being in the finale against me, nobody would vote for either of them to win. I don't like to do it, but its my best play that I can do right now.

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Brik laid down on his bunk for a quick nap. Jo came up and woke him up.

JO: Wake up, Mr. Lucky.

BRICK: Huh? Jo?

JO: Yep. And I got a plan to give you a spot in the final five. We ditch Sky. She's the biggest floater there is outside of you. She has no alliance.

BRICK: I see you are in my mercy. And tell me why I should vote for Sky and not for you?

JO: Because Sky can beat both of us in the limber challenges. She's more focused. Do you know where her head is at?

BRICK: No.

JO: Then vote for her.

BRICK: Nope.

JO: What?

BRICK: Sorry, Jo. But tonight ends your alliance.

Frustrated, Jo walked out of the tree house. Samey came in.

SAMEY: Brick, can we talk?

BRICK: Of course! I'm all ears. Nobody is going to vote me off!

SAMEY: I don't want to do this, but Jasmine, Sky, and I were thinking about eliminating Topher and-

BRICK: I'm in.

SAMEY: Really? Well, thanks.

---CONFESSIONAL STATIC---

BRICK: This is my one chance to get rid of Topher. If I don't take this opportunity, I might lose and he would personally cut my strings.

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The campfire ceremony started.

CHRIS: Well, well. Look what we got here. Seven hopeful contestants hoping to win the one million dollars. Too bad one of you is going to get it. But I know who isn't going to get it. But before I announce who lost, it is time to announce who still has a fighting chance: Brick, Samey, Jasmine, Harold, and Jo.

JO: Wow. I'm surprised I didn't get any votes.

CHRIS: Yeah... Sky, you're athletic, strong, and that's an issue with the others. They need to win to. And Topher, seems to me like this might be the last time to get rid of you.

TOPHER: I'm not worried. Brick is dumb as a rock. Jo managed to get him to vote for Sky.

JO: Funny story about that, Toph...

TOPHER: You didn't? Crap!

SKY: Guess your reign ends here, Topher.

CHRIS: Actually, your reign ends here, Sky. Topher, you managed to make it to the final six.

TOPHER: I did? Awesome!

SKY: Wait. What?

SAMEY: Sorry, Sky. I overheard Jo talking to Brick about voting for you and I just can't vote against Topher. I'm sorry.

---CONFESSIONAL STATIC---

BRICK: My one chance... my one chance to get rid of Topher! And its ruined!

---CONFESSIONAL STATIC---

Still in Confessional

TOPHER: Thanks for being in love with me, Samey. It is a shame that I don't hold the same feelings. But at least I'm not going home.

---CONFESSIONAL STATIC---

Sky walked passed Chris on her way to the Boat of Losers. Chris then concludes the episode.

CHRIS: Major blindside right there! But somebody else would make the fifth member of our jury. Who's it going to be? Find out now on Total! Drama! Pahkitew's Revenge!

On the Boat of Losers...

SKY: After all this time, I never thought I'll get betrayed. I guess that's karma for you. I betrayed Zoey multiple times and looked where it got me. On a boat on the way to meet the other jurors. But I can say that I played the game the best I could. If anything, we should've went ahead and got rid of Jo instead.